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First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:17 AM Reply

Who was the thirsty person who, for the first time in the history of the human kind, looked at the cow, fixed his eyes at her dangling stuff and said "I will squeeze those things and whatever comes out I will drink it"?

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:20 AM Reply

Stop referencing Portal 2.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:20 AM Reply

Who was the first person to think that drying and smoking tobacco would be a great idea? I mean, it doesn´t make sense.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:22 AM Reply

I believe the word you were looking for was "perverse", as in, 'you seem to have a perverse obsession with cow udders because you fantasize about your mother's breasts unconsciously'.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:22 AM Reply

Who first looked at their pen0r and said "what if I pull it?"?


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:44 AM Reply

At 5/23/11 06:17 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Who was the thirsty person who, for the first time in the history of the human kind, looked at the cow, fixed his eyes at her dangling stuff and said "I will squeeze those things and whatever comes out I will drink it"?

I have never understood this. I've heard it a few times, but I thought it was a bit obvious.
When you are a baby, you drink your mothers milk, when a cow is a baby, it does the same thing from it's mother. So knowing that milk has something in it that helps you to grow when you're a baby, they applied the same principle to an adult, and so milked, probably a few, animals. And I would assume cows milk is the easiest to obtain, and probably the best tasting.

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 06:49 AM Reply

How about the first person to get a tattoo. The more I think about it, the stranger that sounds. I don't think the thought would ever strike me that putting something like ink on my skin and then stabbing it with a needle (although unlikely used for the first ever tattoo) would actually work.

I guess the logical thinking might be that they used to draw on themselves and wanted to find some kind of way to make it permanent. So they stabbed at it?


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:21 AM Reply

Who was the first person who said: "Hell, lets eat that thing that just came out of that chicken's arse!"?

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:02 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 06:20 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Stop referencing Portal 2.

I never played Portal.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:04 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 07:21 AM, Wolfos wrote: Who was the first person who said: "Hell, lets eat that thing that just came out of that chicken's arse!"?

i believe it was mark yes mark was the one

he was always a nutter that guy

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:06 PM Reply

Who was the first guy who said "I am going to brew a bunch of things together and drink what comes out" I mean who seriously thought of making beer?


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

You do realize back when milk was first drank humans didn't have the same mind set as our common day existence, back then they fucked things eat whatever they could fit in their mouth and, as we know, drank from udders. It really isn't that odd of a thing for them to do considering al lthe other things they were perfectly ok with in the past.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:48 PM Reply

I remember some movie making a joke about that, but I do not recall which movie. In fact, I don't think I saw the whole film and it was just a brief clip. Anyway, it featured this guy asking the same question about the first guy who ate an oyster. He assumes that he must have been starving and simply tried to eat whatever was around. Most likely, there was a woman who lactated for whatever reason and they decided to try this on other animals.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:48 PM Reply

I guess they just had no standards back then

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:58 PM Reply

Ripped form Portal or not it's an interesting idea, who the fuck thought, fuck it I'm a drink some cow milk. Who thought keeping bees was a good idea, there are many more but some shit will never be answered.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 07:58 PM Reply

It's pretty obvious. Peeps saw little baby cows(goats or some shit) drinking from their mothers utter. Then some odd fellow said "Hey, I'm getting me some of that shit." I like to think that he ambushed the cow and started nibbling on utters, but he probably just put it in a cup.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:02 PM Reply

Who was the first person to rip off a decades old Calvin and Hobbes joke and try to pass it off as both insightful and humorous?

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:04 PM Reply

There's a logical explanation for everything.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:08 PM Reply

He was probably horny...Think about it....

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:51 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 06:20 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Stop referencing Portal 2.

i think you mean stop referencing Calvin and Hobbes

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:55 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 08:51 PM, Lionel738 wrote:
At 5/23/11 06:20 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Stop referencing Portal 2.
i think you mean stop referencing Calvin and Hobbes

crap, sorry, didnt scroll down much, didnt see it was already shown

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:56 PM Reply

Some of the best things were discovered in perverse ways


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:57 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 08:02 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Who was the first person to rip off a decades old Calvin and Hobbes joke and try to pass it off as both insightful and humorous?

I KNEW I recognized the exact same wording of the question from SOMEWHERE.

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 08:57 PM Reply

It was me.

It was always me.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 09:55 PM Reply

This guy

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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 10:40 PM Reply

Probably some bestialitist. Is that the correct term? If you support bestiality?


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 23rd, 2011 @ 10:45 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 06:20 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Stop referencing Portal 2.

Nope, he's quoting Calvin and Hobbes.


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 25th, 2011 @ 08:09 PM Reply

At 5/23/11 10:25 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Back in those days it was harder to survive, they were probably left without water and ended up drinking cow tit juice.

I guess it was weird for them to just go around and try on all animals. Maybe the cow was the one animal that was least likely to kick them?


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Response to First person to drink milk? May. 25th, 2011 @ 08:21 PM Reply

Who was the first person to get the idea to create a dildo?


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