See that title there? Why, that's a joke son! You ain't never heard of a joke? I'm just too fast for ya, boy. Why don't you just try and pay a little attention while I show you how it's done.
Now, what you do it, you put on a high southern accent there, son. Then you talk real fast, like you were from Hong Kong. That's right boy, now pay attention, pay attention I say. Then you?
Wassat you say boy? You don't NEED no learnin?
damn shame, boy like that, not knowin his right from left. I'm doing my best but I ain't got that much to work with.... don't have the heart to tell the old hen her boy might be a bit 'touched' if you get my drift.