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"......uhhhhhhhh wait what were we doing again? I'm like seriously so shitty right now."

"Oh for fucks sakes, Bill. Stand back, I got this."

At 5/21/11 12:41 AM, TheJamoke wrote:

What will happen next? Who knows! Woooooooooow!

Ode_to_Joy.wav

At 5/21/11 02:06 AM, TheJamoke wrote: Ode_to_Joy.wav

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At 5/21/11 03:54 AM, TheJamoke wrote:

Oh sweet jesus the motherload.

At 5/17/11 02:01 AM, TheJamoke wrote: "Just think, Bill. This time tomorrow it will be ours. Years of patience, hard work and determination ultimately coming to fruition. Truly, a man can feel no greater a felling."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DICK NECK!!!!! XD Ah, I love Jamoke...

and I saw that before that noob ruined it for everyone

Lol it'd be perfect if you just stopped the thread there.

"Sweet Lord almighty. So much porno. It..... it's glorious. Beyond words. They should have sent a poet.
Are you seeing this, Bill?
........Bill?"

"I LOVE TO SING-A
ABOUT THE MOON-A
AND THE JUNE-A
AND THE SPRING-A"

So, much, porn.

so wait...they caught osama so they could look at porn? im so confused...

GAAAAHAHAHAHAA@!!!!!!!

damn that was an elaborate slide show of laughs, very nice. And the ending was funny, I was expecting Bill to turn on Barack in the end over money or power or something inside the vault, totally caught me off guard.

Tom needs to add a favorite button for threads because this is my favorite thread!

Most of us would have done the same thing in that position.

"Russian amateur, Asian snuff and and European Trannies, oh my!"

"The Big Screwbowski...... Star Trek: The Next Penetration....."

"Sweet merciful Jesus, this is GGW #219, the long lost Oprah reel! Effin' Gore told me it was just a myth."

"Hey 'Bama, check this shit out. I'd buy that for a dollar."

At 5/22/11 03:22 AM, TheJamoke wrote: "Sweet merciful Jesus, this is GGW #219, the long lost Oprah reel! Effin' Gore told me it was just a myth."

This is very funny. Nice job.

At 5/22/11 03:22 AM, TheJamoke wrote: "Sweet merciful Jesus, this is GGW #219, the long lost Oprah reel! Effin' Gore told me it was just a myth."

My brain cannot handle the win!

At 5/22/11 09:07 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote: My brain cannot handle the win!

everyone one else.

Fantastic thread

"I'm having a real personal crisis here, B. I don't know which one to pick first. They all look just so juicy."

"Bill, please, try to stay on target. Don't forget the real main objective. It has to be in here, Bin Laden must have stashed it someplace. Help me search."

"Right, gotta focus. What's sayin' you and I split up. I'll start in the lesbian section, you take big tits."

"Nephew, please. You know I'm an ass man."

At 5/22/11 08:31 PM, TheJamoke wrote: "I'm having a real personal crisis here, B. I don't know which one to pick first. They all look just so juicy."

So THAT'S where Tom got the start up money to make this website. Well I guess porn sells better than expected.

and Wade too? That's just....interesting.

I love you.

one hour later...

"Bill? Hello? Yo, Bubba?? Oh, perfect. It could take an eternity to find him in this labyrinth."

another hour later...

"Not here either. I was nearly certain he'd be in this section."

later still...

"Dammit to crap..... MARCO!"

"POLO. Over here, good buddy. Got caught up in the hentai rack then had to shake the dew off the lily.
You wouldn't believe how much of this stuff's got tentacles in it. Them dang ol' Japs, man, I tell ya what."

Lol.... "Thrill Bill"

"Gross, Bill. You couldn't just find a rest room?"

"Looked for one, no dice. Gimme a break here guy, I got a prostate the size of a fist and that Blue Label was about to start overflowin' the levee."

"How charming. This is like dinner at Ted Kennedy's house all over again. God it smells in here."

"Oh hi there, Mrs. Obama. Is your husband around? Geez, B-Rock. You sound like my wife."

"I thought Hillary would have had you housebroken by now."

"Hardy har, motherfucker."

"Look Bill, just be careful. We've come too far to have an accident now. Don't slip or something silly like that."

"C'mon B, relax. There ain't no danger. Not when ol' Slick Willie is on the scene. "