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Situation update: with the threat of being sacked and v&, I've had no choice but to take up a safe position under a cushion fort. Wireless connection's a little shaky, dl'ing the entire MST3K library probably not helping the bit transfer rate. No matter. Nothing can stop me from exploding the truth onto the interwebs now. The people need to know. They need to be woken up from their dream.

Incredible. Astounding. Infamous. These pictures prove beyond a shadow of doubt there is something deeper going on behind the scenes. The conspiracy reaches all the way to the top. Whatever it is they are looking for, one can only pray that it be used for good, 'less it fall back into the hands of evil.

Mother of God...

This is the greatest thread I have ever been fortunate enough to come across in it's infancy..

CONTINUE JAMOKE!

YOU MUST!

Meanwhile...

"Report. What's the status of the subject?"

"Not talking, sir. Subject has powerful religious conviction and no fear of death. We're not getting far, this is going to be a hard nut to crack."

At 5/16/11 05:25 PM, TheJamoke wrote: "Not talking, sir. Subject has powerful religious conviction and no fear of death. We're not getting far, this is going to be a hard nut to crack."

Then crack both of them.

Understood.
Very well then. It goes against my better judgment as both an American and man of morality, but too much is at stake.....

Administer.....

....."the Perry."

13 hours later.....

~~ CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE~~
~~DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP~~
~~SUN KISSED SKIN SO HOT~~
~~WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE~~

At 5/16/11 05:52 PM, TheJamoke wrote:

13 hours later.....

Oh Jesus even 3 minutes of her would be enough to make me talk.

At 5/16/11 05:53 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Oh Jesus even 3 minutes of her would be enough to make me talk.

I'll be sure to remember this.

Excellent. My associate and I are very pleased. You gentlemen have done a fine service for your country.

Now that we have what we want, please.... "take care of the trash."

Just in case people missed em I have crudely pointed them out for you.

At 5/16/11 07:48 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Just in case people missed em I have crudely pointed them out for you.

THE HELL NEWGROUNDS IS PART OF THE GOVERNMENT THEY HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THEM AND YOU OP IS PART OF TH-

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"Brown Sugar to baker's men. Come in, Baker's Men."

"Baker's Men, here. Go 'head, Mr. President."

"We have the code. Repeat: subject has given up the pass code. Stand by to crack the honeypot."

"Code confirmed, Brown Sugar. Standing by."

The suspense is too intense!

This is why I still come to Newgrounds.

I could fap to this. I could.

This thread is much win!

At 5/16/11 07:48 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Just in case people missed em I have crudely pointed them out for you.

Congratulations on finding the most obvious of easter eggs. I invite you to examine the rest of the pics in this thread and if your attention span permits, other works of Mr. Jamoke. I also suggest that if you do, that you keep your findings to yourself instead of pointing at them with big red arrows. Users worth a damn will see them and appreciate them, those that miss them don't deserve to see them.

In other words, inside jokes appreciated by the elite.

Damn you Jamoke and your photoshop skills. Stay around and make the BBS better shall you?

Hold it right there, dirtbag!

At 5/15/11 06:41 PM, TheJamoke wrote: Sorry for the delay, I had to switch IPs, get behind 9 proxies and take a cab across town.
The internet police are on to me, they're trying to back trace it. I'll be done for soon.

The lair...

It's ironic. He's watching U.S pr0n, and he's on an American website *cough*4 Chan*cough*

At 5/16/11 10:55 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Hold it right there, dirtbag!

Ok who the hell was wearing a wire?

At 5/16/11 11:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 5/16/11 10:55 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Hold it right there, dirtbag!

Ok who the hell was wearing a wire?

I COULDN'T HELP IT, THEY TOOK MY SON!

awww yes when your a terrorist leader the best form of entertainment is to have a circlejerk to some gay porn

This is the greatest thread ever. I am so proud of you, Jamoke.

At 5/17/11 12:26 AM, WadeFulp wrote: This topic rules.

He speaks

I really am a fan of this.... I think it should go to CNN. The public needs to know!

At 5/16/11 08:28 PM, TheJamoke wrote: "Brown Sugar to baker's men. Come in, Baker's Men."

"Baker's Men, here. Go 'head, Mr. President."

"We have the code. Repeat: subject has given up the pass code. Stand by to crack the honeypot."

"Code confirmed, Brown Sugar. Standing by."

Damn it! Are you willing to risk the lives of all of humanity just for your goals!

This was the greatest thing I've ever read. There is so much to love about this thread.