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Thanks for meeting me here. I know the streets are dangerous. Spooks and wise guys at every corner, slithering on their bellies like snakes in the muck through every gutter in the sidewalk. You have better not been shadowed.

The casserole's in the oven and the fish is fryin' in the pan. Situation's about to get greasy.
We haven't got much time. Take the package. No time to explain.

Go. Quickly.
Make sure the people know the truth.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:20:24 Reply

Where'd I park my car...


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:38:46 Reply

That guy has an erection.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:39:39 Reply

I don't usually trust strangers in your line of work. Or black people.

Mostly black people.

But I'll make an exception, just this once. This better be legit.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:39:43 Reply

At 5/15/11 04:14 PM, TheJamoke wrote: Thanks for meeting me here. I know the streets are dangerous. Spooks and wise guys at every corner, slithering on their bellies like snakes in the muck through every gutter in the sidewalk. You have better not been shadowed.

The casserole's in the oven and the fish is fryin' in the pan. Situation's about to get greasy.
We haven't got much time. Take the package. No time to explain.

Go. Quickly.
Make sure the people know the truth.

*picks up package and starts walking away*

Hey.. what.. why is there a target printed on this side of the envelope? *holds it up at chest height* D:


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:46:02 Reply

The handwritten note inside reads: "Many great men made many a great sacrifice to get these this far. Most were captured, some tortured, a few beaten about the ass and gonads with a rubber chain while forced to reverse crabwalk covered in hot clam chowder. They were the most fortunate of all."

"No doubt they will be looking for you. Keep your head on a swivel, eyes sharp, penis tucked. Stay hidden.
Good Luck."

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 16:56:06 Reply

At 5/15/11 04:46 PM, TheJamoke wrote: Most were captured, some tortured, a few beaten about the ass and gonads with a rubber chain while forced to reverse crabwalk covered in hot clam chowder.

Hmm.. ass beatings - that's... not a coffee ring staining the folder, is it? :(

there should be a thread mood emoticon for "disgusted with rim print".

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:02:15 Reply

These look like night time photos... some sort of landing party, maybe Marines... or Army range...
oh shi--

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:04:34 Reply

At 5/15/11 05:02 PM, TheJamoke wrote: These look like night time photos... some sort of landing party, maybe Marines... or Army range...
oh shi--

mfw I saw Bush.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:24:52 Reply

Sweet sassy molassy. He's in deeper than I had ever imagined.

Even the conspiracy nutbags would never have dreamed.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:26:33 Reply

At 5/15/11 04:38 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: That guy has an erection.

SHADOW PENIS! WoOoOoOoOoO

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:55:59 Reply

This could be it. This could be the moment....

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:57:44 Reply

At 5/15/11 05:55 PM, TheJamoke wrote: This could be it. This could be the moment....

Fuck. He might be playing WoW. He's dangerous, men.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:58:39 Reply

I got a copy of it!

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 17:58:52 Reply

I've already got 2 strikes on my record, if they catch me with this package, they'll throw me in the hole for life!


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 18:09:10 Reply

hey is that my bed in the corner? haha.


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 18:13:23 Reply

At 5/15/11 05:55 PM, TheJamoke wrote: This could be it. This could be the moment....

Okay, it begins.


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 18:41:37 Reply

Sorry for the delay, I had to switch IPs, get behind 9 proxies and take a cab across town.
The internet police are on to me, they're trying to back trace it. I'll be done for soon.

The lair...

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 18:46:09 Reply

At 5/15/11 06:41 PM, TheJamoke wrote: The lair...

Sweet propane-

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 19:12:51 Reply

Special Agent W was heard to shout, "Yahtzee!" just before taking the mark.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 19:15:50 Reply

Why did Osama watch American porn? I thought he hated the USA?

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 19:20:26 Reply

At 5/15/11 07:15 PM, Shade wrote: Why did Osama watch American porn? I thought he hated the USA?

That's what they want you to believe.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 20:11:48 Reply

This is it! This is what they don't want us to know! He wasn't killed, he was captured!

But why? Why would the government want to deceive us? What could be their endgame?

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 20:14:39 Reply

Epic win


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 20:14:48 Reply

I've already seen this thread made, making null and void. NULL and VOID!

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 20:21:57 Reply

I think I love you Jamoke.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 20:25:16 Reply

Hard interrogation. What untold secrets might they be attempting to extract from one of the greatest criminal minds on the planet. One can only assume.

heh heh get 'em, Rummy.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 21:19:46 Reply

I love this thread so much


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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-15 22:39:03 Reply

I heard TMZ got the first scoop on the images found at his compound.

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Response to :top secret: Osama Porn Raid Photos 2011-05-16 15:37:24 Reply

Situation update: with the threat of being sacked and v&, I've had no choice but to take up a safe position under a cushion fort. Wireless connection's a little shaky, dl'ing the entire MST3K library probably not helping the bit transfer rate. No matter. Nothing can stop me from exploding the truth onto the interwebs now. The people need to know. They need to be woken up from their dream.

Incredible. Astounding. Infamous. These pictures prove beyond a shadow of doubt there is something deeper going on behind the scenes. The conspiracy reaches all the way to the top. Whatever it is they are looking for, one can only pray that it be used for good, 'less it fall back into the hands of evil.

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