Fapping: An Essential Practice

[Piggler]

Since I know at least 60% of NG users aren't getting laid on a regular basis, I thought it would be a good idea to bring the importance of fapping to your attention. I'm sure many of you are already fapping as you read this, but do you know why it's important (other than "feels good man")?

Many men make the mistake of thinking with their heads instead of thinking with their dicks. Not fapping will cloud your mind and impede your judgement, man. That's why the government made sure society frowns upon fapping, but being in the 21st century, we must realize that we need to have a clear mind and LISTEN TO YOUR DICK, because your dick knows what's best for you. It really does.

It also does these things:

-Relieves stress and sexual tension

-Makes a person more aware of his/ her own sexuality

-Prepares you better for sexual activity with a partner in future

- Improving his immune system's functioning.

- Building his resistance to prostate gland infection.

- Making for a healthier prostate.

below I've provided an extremely accurate medical diagram

[Afro-mann]

Judging by that picture, you're probably around 14. Women know that men masturbate. How? Because they do it too. The only ones saying "ew" about it are 14 year olds.

[Piggler]

At 5/11/11 09:36 PM, Afro-mann wrote: Judging by that picture, you're probably around 14. Women know that men masturbate. How? Because they do it too. The only ones saying "ew" about it are 14 year olds.

No, I'm ten. I just started fapping two days ago.

[Sevkat]

Well put, good chap, well put.

[Gobblemeister]

I usually persist until I start to bleed

[SergeantLuke]

Does making pelvic thrusting motions in bed count as fapping?

[Sevkat]

At 5/11/11 10:36 PM, TwittSoup wrote: Haven't fapped for three days, waiting for girlfriend to send pictures for such an occasion.

Fapping to pics of your girlfriends is like listening to music about music.

[Sevkat]

At 5/11/11 11:52 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 5/11/11 11:50 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/11/11 10:36 PM, TwittSoup wrote: Haven't fapped for three days, waiting for girlfriend to send pictures for such an occasion.

Fapping to pics of your girlfriends is like listening to music about music.

I don't understand the analogy but boy shorts aren't doing it for me, I allowed Newgrounds to distract me and now my boner is limp and refueling it is like starting a lawn mower. What do you suggest I fap to?

I don't suggest you fap at all!
Here, I'll spread my asscheeks apart, as long as you promise to go ROUGH!
RUFF!

[Sevkat]

At 5/11/11 11:57 PM, TwittSoup wrote: I'm never going to be accepted by the local adolescents if I don't start acting straight. :|

Straight, schmaight.

[Sevkat]

At 5/12/11 12:02 AM, TwittSoup wrote: But my Father will never approve of our love, three nights he caught me rubbing my nipples up against his Tom Selleck Playboy Interview, got pissed and pounded my ass till I lost all feeling in my legs.

I'll kill him for you.

[smeagol1]

At 5/12/11 12:08 AM, TwittSoup wrote:

deep inside of me.

Only on newgrounds do people think this stuff out to post.

[SouthAsian]

At 5/12/11 12:13 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 5/12/11 12:08 AM, TwittSoup wrote:

deep inside of me.

Only on newgrounds do people think this stuff out to post.

Holy shit we still have it.

[Dubbi]

At 5/12/11 12:32 AM, SouthAsian wrote:

At 5/12/11 12:13 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 5/12/11 12:08 AM, TwittSoup wrote:

deep inside of me.

Only on newgrounds do people think this stuff out to post.

Holy shit we still have it.

Just as I was losing faith in our wonderful community!