Statwhore work ruined upon redesign

[Armissea]

I hear upon this redesign they are going to be totally revamping everything as it seems two portals will be there so B/Ping is out the window? I know they will have voting but the loss of stats is just crazy

Being a Newgrounds Hero you should know that stats are EVERYTHING and that those who are lower stats are below you on the E Penile measurement tool

So I ask of you are you worried about the fate of your stats?

[Minion777]

Its like youre trying but not trying at the same time.
Its crazy.

[Lorkas]

At 5/11/11 12:44 PM, Minion777 wrote: Its like youre trying but not trying at the same time.
Its crazy.

Dude I'd be worried if I were you, since you have:

Blams: 18,012
Saves: 22,959

[Asandir]

At 5/11/11 12:42 PM, Ultor wrote: So I ask of you are you worried about the fate of your stats?

I am not worried, they are so low that it almost doesn´t matter.

[Richard]

There is a reason why you are banned from reviewing.

LOLOLOL I HAVE HUGE STATS. Problem is, almost everything you contribute is shit.

[Minion777]

At 5/11/11 12:45 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Dude I'd be worried if I were you, since you have:

Blams: 18,012
Saves: 22,959

What?

[Sawdust]

Good thing I don't give a shit about stats.

[phrozonfire]

Not really, I've never gained much of anything. As long as my sign-up date remains, I'm happy.

Also, 3 threads in one day? Really?

[Armissea]

Stats are EVERYTHING the moore stats you have the moore stats you have

and so on and so forth sometimes its awesome to think about your stats on the go and with todays smartphones you can B/P on the go

[Mr-Shark]

I'm sure there will be many more new ways to track your stats after the redesign. There will be plenty of room for your e-penis to grow. Don't worry bout it ;)

[Sheizenhammer]

At 5/11/11 12:51 PM, Ultor wrote: Stats are EVERYTHING the moore stats you have the moore stats you have

Hahaha, ha.

The main point in stats is watching idiots and elitist pricks lose sight of why we have them in the first place. It's hilarious when they finally realise what a total waste of time it is.

It's some fucking numbers on a screen. Anyone who thinks they're useful for determining how much respect you get is just pathetic.

[Armissea]

It's some fucking numbers on a screen. Anyone who thinks they're useful for determining how much respect you get is just pathetic.

Your only mad because my stats grow moore and moore powerful each day and you lack them YOU JELLY?

Back in 7th grade id brag about my stats to the neighborhood and school as well as flash my B/P printed out enlarged badge to dogs and other kids

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 5/11/11 12:55 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: It's some fucking numbers on a screen. Anyone who thinks they're useful for determining how much respect you get is just pathetic.

This is true x1000. Relax. They're just a couple numbers. Does it matter in real life if you're a "Newgrounds Hero" as you called it in your original post?

Just enjoy your time here. Post to talk to people, B/P to keep shit out of the portal, review to help authors improve their work. Don't just do it all for the numbers.

[Armissea]

Well this site has become an addiction to pour lots of time and money into hope the redesign doesnt waste that away

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 5/11/11 12:58 PM, Ultor wrote: Well this site has become an addiction to pour lots of time and money into hope the redesign doesnt waste that away

Well then I hope you enjoy getting your fix every day to grow your epeen.

I almost hope they do away with the B/P amount everyone has, just for people like you who are basing life and respect off of stats.

[Dogmeat]

Stats? Stats? I don't need no stinkin' stats.

[UnknownFear]

At 5/11/11 01:43 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Stats? Stats? I don't need no stinkin' stats.

I'm with this guy. Who cares if you have stats or not?

[FUNKbrs]

Oh, you high level users and your fancy icons.

When will you learn?

[gumOnShoe]

At 5/11/11 12:47 PM, Minion777 wrote:

At 5/11/11 12:45 PM, Lorkas wrote:
Dude I'd be worried if I were you, since you have:

Blams: 18,012
Saves: 22,959

What?

I think what he's trying to say is that your pixels are at risk. Your pixels are higly dependent on the arrangement of certain bits in your specific row of a SQL table. Clearly Lorkas believes that your both your bits and pixels are at risk and that you ought to really care about this serious issue.

Lost bits are nothing to laugh at, and just think of the damaged pixels. They'll never shine so brightly ever again.

[sixflab]

Stats are nice but they shouldn't be the sole purpose of you being on a site. I'm not saying I don't enjoy seeing how I compare to others but it really waters down what the purpose for them was when people avidly whore them.

[Sevkat]

I wish I woulda stuck to being a statwhore... Now, I'm just a regular whore...

[Cootie]

At 5/11/11 12:51 PM, Ultor wrote: Stats are EVERYTHING the moore stats you have the moore stats you have

and so on and so forth sometimes its awesome to think about your stats on the go and with todays smartphones you can B/P on the go

Does he act like this on purpose? And, I think Tom will let us keep our B/P points since he knows the backlash from shitting on 1,000s of members like that would likely be quite high.

[UltraEvilAsshole]

Nobody shall ever beat my stats. NOBODY!!!

[Magic-Mushroom]

I don't give 2 shits.

[Sevkat]

At 5/11/11 02:48 PM, UltraEvilAsshole wrote: Nobody shall ever beat my stats. NOBODY!!!

troller who be trollin' a troll' is trollin' trolls.

But anyway, what redesign? Why have I not heard of this? The last redesign was gay enough, I miss the old Newgrounds! OLD NEWGROUNDS!

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 5/11/11 02:41 PM, Cootie wrote: Does he act like this on purpose?

I'm pretty sure the answer to that question is yes.

[XwaynecoltX]

stats are fine and dandy but the flash content is better ;)

~X~

[XenonMonkey]

Wait, who said we were losing our stats?

[LostFaceInTrain]

B/P as in Battlepoints?

[MultiCanimefan]

Mfw stats disappear