My big brother had surgery...

[Overlord-Doomsday]

My big brother told me about his surgery on Monday, and today, he bloody sore and can't move for shit... In case you want to know what surgery he had, DON'T ASK, I don't want to know (again).

Did you had any surgeries in your life? Are they painful? And what sort of good did they do to you (just asking) ?

[Charmandus]

At 5/9/11 08:04 PM, TwittSoup wrote: My condolences go out to you and your brother; unless of course you're lying for attention, in which case I hope your brother endures some terrible trauma which will require some painful surgery to restore him. During which he wakes up and is greeted to the harshest pain he's ever to experience in life.

I got my wisdom teeth extracted one time.

I think you just summed up every possible type of response to this thread

Impress face.

[Sevkat]

What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

[Overlord-Doomsday]

At 5/9/11 08:33 PM, Sevkat wrote: What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

No, not exactly, something to do with a male's private part that I don't care to say it.

[Sevkat]

At 5/9/11 08:34 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote:

At 5/9/11 08:33 PM, Sevkat wrote: What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

No, not exactly, something to do with a male's private part that I don't care to say it.

Oh, so it's the other way around.

[lawlmaster]

At 5/9/11 08:34 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote:

At 5/9/11 08:33 PM, Sevkat wrote: What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

No, not exactly, something to do with a male's private part that I don't care to say it.

They chopped off his dick! Damn those Tankmen and their obsession with penile injuries!

[Alchemist94]

He'll be fine, real men get their balls axed off all the time.

[Overlord-Doomsday]

At 5/9/11 08:36 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 5/9/11 08:34 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote:

At 5/9/11 08:33 PM, Sevkat wrote: What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

No, not exactly, something to do with a male's private part that I don't care to say it.

They chopped off his dick! Damn those Tankmen and their obsession with penile injuries!

Do I really have to say it??? Man, you guys are all too damn curious of what surgery that my big brother REALLY had. Very well, you win. He had a twisted ballsack, need I say more?!?

[Sevkat]

At 5/9/11 08:38 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote: Do I really have to say it??? Man, you guys are all too damn curious of what surgery that my big brother REALLY had. Very well, you win. He had a twisted ballsack, need I say more?!?

Mmmmmmmgoooo oooooonnnn...

[lawlmaster]

At 5/9/11 08:38 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote:

Do I really have to say it??? Man, you guys are all too damn curious of what surgery that my big brother REALLY had. Very well, you win. He had a twisted ballsack, need I say more?!?

HOLY SHIT! I thought I had a twisted testicle last night cause it hurt when ever it moved, but it's fixed now. nothing pliers wont cure.

[Alchemist94]

At 5/9/11 08:38 PM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote: Do I really have to say it??? Man, you guys are all too damn curious of what surgery that my big brother REALLY had. Very well, you win. He had a twisted ballsack, need I say more?!?

You just made my day, thank you.

[HoboPorn]

Um, only had surgery once, I had to get my wisdom teeth pulled. And I have 7 of them, when you're only supposed to have 4... oh, and the dentist ended it with a, I might have a rare cell in my body that lets my wisdom teeth regrow.

Oh, and for future reference I might have to get my collar bone re-broken in order to put it back right. Basically when I broke it, the bone overlapped the other one when I landed on it jumping on an icy day snowboarding. Had to carry my snowboard all the way down the mountain in the other arm, and it fucked up the alignment in the process with so much weight on the other side. So, it healed back wrong, like I said, it looks like its overlapping the other bone its supposed to connect to, if i could use my computer to show you what it looks like i'd say it looks like this.

---/-----

I Was lucky it didn't rip through my skin, which the doc said he was surprised as well when I got to the hospital. SO, long story short for you ignorant folk. I might have to realign it later in life ith surgery. Or re-break it myself and let it heal back right... if I get lucky and break it in the same place again.

[Drugged]

Hope he's alright brah.

My appendix bursted one time when I was skating. Throwing up blood and shit is cool man

[BenwaHakubi]

I had my tonsils out. It was kinda scary at first and I was sore but it wasn't too bad.

I might have to have surgery sometime this summer for an injury but if it helps me get better I am going to go ahead and have it done. No sence being in pain.

[POTaTOS]

I smoked a lot as a teen. I got thread, lung, tongue, and lip cancer. They took all those out and replaced them with robotic parts. I have to breathe, speak, and eat through machines. The cancer also spread to my bones and legs. They took those out as well and replaced them with animatronic muscles. By then the trauma had ruined my brain, and they took it out and replaced it with a nano chip capable of controlling the rest of my body. I cannot choose my actions. Since my life already sucked I volunteered to an experimental surgery where they took out my heart and veins and replaced all of it with wires and a plutonium generator. Now I am completely robotic. And I seek to destroy all humankind.

tl;dr: Domo oragoto I am Mr. Roboto.

[jak3434]

About a little more then a year ago when I was riding my bike with my old boyfriend. I ended up getting one of my jean legs caught in the gears on my bike, in a panic I ended up grabing the left break on accident while using my right hand to get my jeans out of the gears. In grabing the left break I ended up going over the handle bars and smashing my forehead into the asphalt cracking in many spots and tearing the skin right off my forehead.

When I was in the hospital they used some type of glue that is used to fix cracks that occur in bones. They also did a skin graft and put in on my forehead so the skin would have help getting back to normal. Thats when I really started using makeup and making my hair cover my face so nobody could so the scars.

[Gimmick]

I had to get one tooth removed because another one was behind it and would stay like that if I didn't remove the tooth, as my permanent tooth wasn't pushing the milk tooth out.

[Quinny]

I've had 4 molars out (2 at a time). Was on gas both times and I was apparently completely off my face but I don't remember much of it. And I've work on my chap, when I was 5. When I woke up and saw the stitches I screamed my head off.

[Dean]

At 5/10/11 05:47 AM, dread2760 wrote: But that was two numbing shots on my TOE that hurt like hell,

You wimp. I've had that done twice and the injections are the least painful part. For me, the most painful part of that experience was when you had to see the doctor prior to surgery, when (s)he starts poking around at the nail with a scalpel trying to see if surgery is needed or if a quick fix can be pulled off. I don't think they realise that when a nail is buried into the skin, poking at it fucking hurts.

[Asandir]

First I wish that your brother gets well soon, I had my wisdom teeth removed and it did hurt like hell, the most agonizing pain I ever witnessed in my whole life.

[Ryuzaki1]

At 5/9/11 08:33 PM, Sevkat wrote: What kind of surgery did he have? The transformation of a female into a male? (An addadictomy)

Addadictomy doesn't make sense bro. The -tomy suffix (or -ectomy) means to remove ;).

[Nentindo]

I once had eye surgery to correct my double vision. Hurt like hell afterwards, and it didn't even work. Although, that could be my fault as I was told not to read for the next week and straight after the operation some other kid offered to let me read his Futurama magazine. And I did read it. Who would refuse Futurama?

[Overlord-Doomsday]

At 5/10/11 11:42 AM, Nentindo wrote: I once had eye surgery to correct my double vision. Hurt like hell afterwards, and it didn't even work. Although, that could be my fault as I was told not to read for the next week and straight after the operation some other kid offered to let me read his Futurama magazine. And I did read it. Who would refuse Futurama?

I seriously don't refuse such funny cartoons by Matt Groening himself. But kinda scary telling me about the double vision, got my legs into jelly a bit...

[Jackdabomb]

I once had a surgery for unnatural male enhancement (gotta please the wife) and it ended tragically where I now have a 40 foot machine that helps me coil it up in my pants.

Can't imagine the pain your bro's going through.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Just wisdom teeth removal (if that even counts as a surgery).

[Klik]

Same kind of thing happened to a guy I know the other day.

[xports]

Just had surgery last week, as a matter of fact. I tore the tendon off of the bone in my left foot, so I had to get that part of my tendon removed. Then, they had to stretch the tendon in my ankle all the way down my foot and attach it to the other tendon they cut from.

And it hurts like a motherfucker.