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I was walking next to this really fast river, and I fell in. I almost died.

Horse genitalia.

don't ask why. DON'T.

I used to be scared of those "realistic" grotesque close-ups they did on shows like SpongeBob or Ren and Stimpy.

Internet screamers. That almost managed to make me hate the internet completely and leave it forever.

Unfortunately for you, it didn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJk sU

that freaking to scared the shit out of me when i was 5

At 5/22/11 05:36 PM, Makakaov wrote: Horse genitalia.

don't ask why. DON'T.

Why

I've seen enough shit to last a life time.

I grew up in my Aunts house, at least for the first 4-6 years of my life. We took frequent visits to the native-american reserve, where my other Aunt still currently resides.

All I can say is native-americans really do not give a fuck. I saw a man get shot at twice because he wouldn't leave my step-uncle's land. He got pegged in the calf and didn't bat an eyelash. After all the precautions had been taken to ensure he didn't lose much blood he had to be driven to the medical centre located in the reserve to get the bullet removed.

I also had to escape with my family from my burning home, when I was in elementary school.

Before my mother moved to the suburbs we lived in a bad neighbourhood and I remember hearing gunshots every other night.

I was visiting my grandfather a few years ago (he passed in 2009) when I first met his friend Halfy, who has a removable glass eye. At first I thought maybe he had a lazy eye, until he popped it out and placed it on the mouth of his beer bottle while he went to the restroom.

I guess that was his way of making sure no one drank his beer.

I was messing around in a pile of leaves, being a dumbass 10 year old and then BAM! A snake appears out of nowhere.

Going on newgrounds :P