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I would be extremely flattered, completely confused, and highly aroused all at the same time.

At 5/8/11 08:58 PM, letiger wrote: I would feel fucking fantastic and marry her on the spot.

You know what I just noticed? After I read this thread and posted this message, I felt completely ecstatic! I felt as if this were real. Then I remembered it was not and wondered why I felt great for that brief moment.

At 5/8/11 07:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It turns out she have been doing this for years and have turned down all other love confessions for you. How would you feel?

If a relationship were to happen, she would be clingy as hell, and would likely be worse, as she would then be allowed into your home.

At 5/8/11 09:08 PM, Smorsh wrote:

At 5/8/11 07:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It turns out she have been doing this for years and have turned down all other love confessions for you. How would you feel?

If a relationship were to happen, she would be clingy as hell, and would likely be worse, as she would then be allowed into your home.

I would want a clingy as hell girlfriend in my house.

I'd get to know her, but I'd be wary if she had really been stalking me.

It depends on how far she wants to go to show her love for me. Like if she wants us to cut ourselves and mix each other's blood together or something, then I wouldn't care how much money she has or how beautiful she is. I don't like insane women.

Turns out stalkers are usually crazy, so you find out she not really rich but she just wanted to trick you into coming back to her "mansion" so she can kill you and wear your skin as an apron.

I'd be crept out to be honest, I don't like people watching me. Even if she is hot and rich.

Well I guess that would make me feel special but disappointed too as nobody else would of really had the chance to woo her considering she had turned them down before giving them a chance. Kind of a hollow victory.

At 5/9/11 12:30 AM, sixflab wrote: Well I guess that would make me feel special but disappointed too as nobody else would of really had the chance to woo her considering she had turned them down before giving them a chance. Kind of a hollow victory.

So? Fuck em. You have a cute rich girl you can hug and love on.

Very flattered. Then terrified. I'd probably call the police, as stalker types tend to end up wanting your skin as a suit.

I'd remain under my bed and politely ask for some more batteries.

Be all "WTFuckery", tell her I'll call her later and never call again, and then maybe call the police.

Funny how you say a "rich" girl to see if people will change their opinion for it.

I would pick her up at 7:00, bring her flowers, the whole cliche deal.

I'd take her out to dinner, maybe a movie or something afterwards, followed by a nice walk in the park. Then, when she's least expecting it, I would lean in for a kiss. Her lips would gently meet mine, and that's when I would pull the icepick out of my back pocket and stab her in the gallbladder with it.

Quickly I would pick her up over my shoulder, throw her in the backseat of my car, and chain her down. "Look at all this blood you filthy slut, these are my nice fucking leather seats" I'd exclaim. She would keep her fucking mouth shut if she knew what was good for her, too. At this point, she would be hopelessly raped, dumped in an alleyway, and left to die.

That night, I'd arrive home, and I'd hear my mom say those fateful words.

"YOU'RE MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR"

At 5/9/11 02:12 AM, RalphieUJ wrote: Be all "WTFuckery", tell her I'll call her later and never call again, and then maybe call the police.

Funny how you say a "rich" girl to see if people will change their opinion for it.

I would love her even if she wasn't rich.

Unbelievably hard.

What does it matter if she's rich?

Anyway, I'd feel awesome.

I'd punch her in the face, and steal her money.

Horny but scared that she might be crazy.

Terrified. Utter, and total Terror.

At 5/8/11 07:54 PM, Dacheater wrote: Given his other posts http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/aut hor/odio and the insult he chosse to use I suspect hes an aspie exceptionally high on the specturm having an episode. Or maybe just an internet tough guy, begging for even a crazy stalker to pay some attention to him

lmao, you're all retarded

Magic-Mushroom is the only guy who had the right idea. This is why Newgrounds is aspieland. lmao

Jack off and kill yourselves, you forever alones.

At 5/8/11 07:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It turns out she have been doing this for years and have turned down all other love confessions for you. How would you feel?

Hang on.

Are you just adding wealth and looks into the hypothetical scenario just so it's more tempting? Because her ass isn't going to matter if she's carving chunks out of your chest while you sleep.

At 5/8/11 10:38 PM, Chdonga wrote: It depends on how far she wants to go to show her love for me. Like if she wants us to cut ourselves and mix each other's blood together or something, then I wouldn't care how much money she has or how beautiful she is. I don't like insane women.

Fuck yea, that would be great!

I would be a little creeped out, but hit her up anyways just for kicks. If she has a nice personality then I may go on some dates with her. Though, I worry what would happen if I ever broke off relations with her.

At 5/8/11 07:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It turns out she have been doing this for years and have turned down all other love confessions for you. How would you feel?

So, she is some kind of psycho, right? It would be dangerous to let her being near me, so I would call the police, better earn solid money and being alive than getting rich and murdered by a crazy woman.

That is a dangerous situation. I would feel very uneasy and would tread lightly. If she's been stalking you for several years and is gorgeous while simultaneously loaded... she's got some severe self-esteem issues to not make a move on me sooner. Sure, it might be great for a while, but if things went bad her existing obsession with you would likely fester, since you gave her a taste and then decided against it.

At 5/9/11 11:20 AM, Evark wrote: That is a dangerous situation. I would feel very uneasy and would tread lightly.

Yeah you'd probably end up as the Raggedy Andy on the far end of her toy box.

Masturbate.