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Not unintentionally, but I let my lover catch me in the act for fun sometimes.

Yes I have been by my older brother.

My little sister is in my closet spying on me which i didn't even no at the time!" so after i'm done i go to my closet to get dressed and there she is!Long story short she blackmailed me saying be my slave for the rest of the year or i'll tell mom and dad on you.

did you have sex with her

Dude! Thats my little sister! Fuck no!

At 5/9/11 05:56 PM, Danavers wrote: I've come insanely close.

What, you mean you came on your mother's pillow, a few inches from her head?!?

Yes. It was a few years ago in a public washroom that I forgot to lock. The person just left. I was laughing about it afterward.

At 5/11/11 02:57 AM, link4president wrote: Dude! Thats my little sister! Fuck no!

You should have.

Just so you know, all of your parents already know. It doesn't matter if you have gotten caught in the act or not.

The More You Know!

Proud to say i haven't.
Sometimes the line's just that liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit close.

All the time. My cats give me weird looks whenever they catch me.

Never,I will never get caught,watching porn or FAPPING. I am a fap ninja,nobody seems to see because everybody is asleep at 1AM

No, probably since I never fap when there are people home.
Actually, I don't fap at all.

At 5/9/11 05:44 PM, 1916 wrote:

At 5/8/11 05:46 PM, Makakaov wrote: Yes, but only is you define "caught" by seen running around naked and masturbating on the streets on purpose.

I'd like to know how anyone could do that by accident.

My first time was accidental.

I'm used to threads like this one.

Well, I have no idea how anybody can be retarded enough to get caught. It just seems so unreal.

Close calls, that is all.

Well, once i was taking a "shower" that wqay i could fap, and my dad burst in because he had to take a crap. So i jumped into the shower and it was cold as hell. So i cam about 3 seconds close to getting caught

Never, but I came close to it once.

Ninja reflexes, ACTIVATE!

Be her slave? In what sense?

At 10/29/11 03:50 PM, ilkillyou223 wrote: Well, once i was taking a "shower" that wqay i could fap, and my dad burst in because he had to take a crap. So i jumped into the shower and it was cold as hell. So i cam about 3 seconds close to getting caught

you just bumped a thread that's almost half a year old and by doing so you told everyone that you were searching the bbs for topics about fapping. congratulations

At 10/29/11 04:44 PM, Yert wrote: you just bumped a thread that's almost half a year old and by doing so you told everyone that you were searching the bbs for topics about fapping. congratulations

Oh wow, I just realized the date on this thread ._.

Nope, never did get caught fapping but I did get caught looking at "naughty" stuff on furaffinity, but I didn't get in trouble, my dad understood what I was doing thankfully and just told me "Yeah it's natural, just don't be looking at your yiff any more, otherwise you'll actually BE in trouble." So far I've been doing just the opposite and he hasn't caught a THING lately.

wait on purpose or not on purpose

i was caught once... my dad snuck up behind me to see what i was doing on the computer...

lets just say that was incredibly awkward

Nope, never. I always do it at night when everyones asleep, and have the volume turned down so I can hear if anyones coming.

Basically, I'm not an idiot.

Uhm... Maybe once or twice but nothing was said about it. My dad decided to peak through the window a few seconds before I was actually going to get my fapping material up, so it wasn't too bad I guess.

He also came home once without me realising and I had porn on with the volume on normal, which he must've heard because he decided to go out of his way to catch me by practically running into the front room. But I was too quick for him to catch me.

Come to think of it these were a few years ago, so I must have learned a lesson or two because it hasn't happened since.

At 10/29/11 07:06 PM, Snuff wrote: he must've heard because he decided to go out of his way to catch me by practically running into the front room. But I was too quick for him to catch me.

lol your dad is hilarious

At 5/10/11 08:11 PM, link4president wrote: Once when i was 15. So i was just sitting on my bed bare ass naked just going at it. My little sister is in my closet spying on me which i didn't even no at the time!

Good story, needs more dragons.

One time I was fapping and I walked to the bathroom with my cock out and my dad opened the door and for a millisecond we looked at each other and now we just pretend it never happened.

by brother yes by parents no