Lint's Temporary Whoring Phase

[Lintire]

Hello, folks, haven't seen any of these around for a fair bit! Thought I'd try my hand at one.

I'll be at this for the next 5 and a half/6 hours, just drawing whatever the hell you guys want! Then I have to take an 8 hour break to go, like, to school, but I'll continue this afterwards if there are any requests left over or anything like that.

You should all know how this works by now, but I'll reiterate the time-honoured rules of Whoring in the Art Forum (Bizarro Joe? Did he start it?)

- You request soemthing to be drawn, stupid as you want, and I draw it while attempting not to suck as much as possible! Pretty sweet deal, huh?
- It's mostly a case of first come first served, although I will take priority of those who've yet to fit in their requests over those who've already requested more then once.
-I'll be working with pencil, paper, and drool if I happen to crave a cuppa. In fact, I kind of want one right now.

Anyway, I won't waste your time any further. Hit me with your best (money) shots!

[Felis]

Sharks wrestling.

Eat me

[Kinsei]

Lintire...
What would your mother think... Especially on Mothers day....
Anyway... Draw me a Banjo Zombie.....
Wait No!
In the spirit of the day

A Mother Banjo Zombie

[Kumakun4]

A dancing bear with maracas and a sombrero!

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 10:51 AM, Felis wrote: Sharks wrestling.

Eat me

FINISH HIM!

Just knew this one was going to come up sooner rather then later. Here you go. Tried using darker lines then what I did in the OP so you could, well, see it.

Onto the next client!

[DemocracyFTW]

draw a mean spirited tortoise

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 10:52 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: Lintire...
What would your mother think... Especially on Mothers day....
Anyway... Draw me a Banjo Zombie.....
Wait No!
In the spirit of the day

A Mother Banjo Zombie

I'm so very ashamed about everything in this picture. It wasn't until halfway through that I realized that you could have meant something completely different. Well, if you're going to desecrate one memory...

Here we go, one Mother Banjo Zombie, single malt, no ice. Sorry, Rare.

[Rhunyc]

An astronaut cooking?

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 10:52 AM, Kumakun4 wrote: A dancing bear with maracas and a sombrero!

Get your boogie on! Now this was fun. And pretty easy to do, to boot. Win-win for everyone.

Going to relax on the shading. It's making everything more busy, but not better.

[bigjonny13]

Blackbeard and Darth Vader playing chess.

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 11:09 AM, DemocracyFTW wrote: draw a mean spirited tortoise

Like stealing candy from a baby, am I right? That's sort of the global standard for being mean-spirited.

Rebel tortoises, I tell you...

[Peglay]

Draw me a new profile pic ;)

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 11:20 AM, Rhunyc wrote: An astronaut cooking?

Astronaut Cooking Tip No. 132.7#
Cooking Pancakes in Space. Don't do it.

[Rhunyc]

At 5/8/11 11:54 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 5/8/11 11:20 AM, Rhunyc wrote: An astronaut cooking?

Astronaut Cooking Tip No. 132.7#
Cooking Pancakes in Space. Don't do it.

Haha, good one. :D

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 11:37 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Blackbeard and Darth Vader playing chess.

Before you say so, I'm perfectly aware that Blackbeard did not have a hook, but I figured that the whole scene would be made much cooler that way.

Here you go, one genuine battle of the wills that at least started as a game of chess.

[BladeHammer]

try something funny from a theatre,
like a play like hamlet,
maybe a close up of hamlet with yoricks skull :P

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 11:49 AM, Peglay wrote: Draw me a new profile pic ;)

I thought of you, and came up with this. It just... spoke to me in hushed, erotic tones of you.

The text may or may not be readable, if you have no eyes.

[Piggler]

Draw me squeezing a ginee peeg.

[MasterMerol]

Draw me a evil strawberry making a baby cry.

[M-Vero]

deaw me punching felis in his big stupid face
and I'm wearing a sombrero

[Kumakun4]

At 5/8/11 11:30 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 5/8/11 10:52 AM, Kumakun4 wrote: A dancing bear with maracas and a sombrero!

Get your boogie on! Now this was fun. And pretty easy to do, to boot. Win-win for everyone.

This bear is so awesome... ;o;

[rendibsivad]

Oh oh oh! Elmo eating a dinosaur thats eating pancakes!

[silversunned]

Draw a guy walking along and tripping over a dead body! :D :D

[Lintire]

DING-DONG, DELIVERY.

At 5/8/11 12:28 PM, BladeHammer wrote: try something funny from a theatre,
like a play like hamlet,
maybe a close up of hamlet with yoricks skull :P

The downside to asking someone to draw something funny is that you have to rely on their sense of humour. Here you go.

Sorry for the wait, folks. Back at it, now.

[Lintire]

At 5/9/11 05:18 AM, Lintire wrote: DING-DONG, DELIVERY.

Well, I just fucked up.
Pic related.

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 12:57 PM, Piggler wrote: Draw me squeezing a ginee peeg.

Had no real idea how to draw you, so I went with the obvious conclusion. Herp.

[Lintire]

At 5/8/11 02:04 PM, MasterMerol wrote: Draw me a evil strawberry making a baby cry.

I drew a whole mini-strip to satisfy this one. Here you go, enjoy, all that jazz. 10th drawing to boot.

[Fifty-50]

Draw jonny with his trademark ninja mask.

[MasterMerol]

At 5/9/11 06:15 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 5/8/11 02:04 PM, MasterMerol wrote: Draw me a evil strawberry making a baby cry.

I drew a whole mini-strip to satisfy this one. Here you go, enjoy, all that jazz. 10th drawing to boot.

Haha, that's amazing!!!

by the way...

[Piggler]

At 5/9/11 05:42 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 5/8/11 12:57 PM, Piggler wrote: Draw me squeezing a ginee peeg.

Had no real idea how to draw you, so I went with the obvious conclusion. Herp.

Lawl. Peegs are good for squeezing.