Stiff Neck

[Slint]

I woke up with a stiff neck and quite a big amount of pain today.

Any advice on how to cure it or ease the pain?

yes, I've searched google, but who knows, you guys might know more

[Gimmick]

Just exercise your neck slowly. Your body is designed to heal.

[Asandir]

Take a hot bath, that most likely will help you, atleast it always worked for me.

[Slint]

At 5/8/11 09:52 AM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Thats like my usual morning just replace neck with cock

I had both.

But I solved the stiffness in my cock.

[Graduation]

A hot wet towel wrapped around your neck will help.

[gbleebin]

ok listen carefully. now this is what i always do when i am in pain. i will put this in step by step.

1. get a big as fuck baseball bat (prefferably made of metal) or a wrench as fucking big as the engineers from team fortress 2.

2. beat the fucking shit out of your dick with the big object till it falls off

3. get a knife to cut up your dick, then fry it, and eat it (good in omlettes)

*alternative if you have already eaten your own dick*

1. cut open your spine

2. cut someone elses dick

3. replace your spine with the dick

4. stitch your back up with pubic hair

And these are usually the precautions i make when i am in pain.
anyways, i hope this helped, hope ya feel better tomorrow :3
seeya.

[Coop]

At 5/8/11 09:54 AM, Slint wrote:

At 5/8/11 09:52 AM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Thats like my usual morning just replace neck with cock

I had both.

But I solved the stiffness in my cock.

I find that a good massage works well for either.

[Quinny]

Did you get a viagra stuck in your throat?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Syztm]

At 5/8/11 10:11 AM, Quinny wrote: Did you get a viagra stuck in your throat?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I thought this was Facebook for a moment and tried to ''like'' this post.

[Slint]

At 5/8/11 10:42 AM, naughtycookie wrote: Message your neck stroke it and apply a gentle amount of pressure. then take a warm shower and move your neck around under the water after you get out the shower go for a run..

Did all of this except the run and it still hurts like a bitch.

[steph2568]

Same here. Just slowly stretch it and it'll start feeling better.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Beat the shit out of yourself.

[Yert]

Try to massage it or stretch it around.

[Piggler]

Honestly, the best way to help it is to move it as much as possible. It hurts like a bitch but it's the only real thing you can do.

[Slint]

Implying I do all the stuff you guys are suggesting, will it disappear by tomorrow?

[BrainworkInProgress]

take it up the ass, the humps bashing yourhead against the wall

[NekoMika]

At 5/8/11 10:03 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: A hot wet towel wrapped around your neck will help.

Even though I rarely ever get a stiff neck unless I pulled a muscle the night before I found this to be helpful when I did have a stiff neck. Sucks because you can't turn your neck without feeling pain.

[SizzleBolt]

Stiff necks are fucking annoying, had one for 2 weeks once.

Just leave it, it'll recover.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Take some Advil and try not to sleep in bizarre positions?

[Nerdonk]

I woke up with a sore neck as well, had a jazz gig I was standing at for hours last night. Hmm I have this thing you can put in the microwave that gets warm. I sat on the couch with it behind my head.

[JKMonkey]

Try to crack it, always helps me when my neck is stiff

[Freaki-boy92]

stop going to so many slayer concerts. if you have any tickets to sonisphere, please pm me and I will liberate them from you- just looking out for your whiplash, see.

[Piggler]

At 5/8/11 01:57 PM, Slint wrote: Implying I do all the stuff you guys are suggesting, will it disappear by tomorrow?

Yeah, it should if you keep moving it.

[FUNKbrs]

Head bang as hard as you can.

That should work it loose.

[Drake]

You're becoming Dick Neck. There is no way to reverse or stop it.

[Angiki]

Inject 25 cc's of morphine into your jugular vein.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 5/8/11 04:28 PM, Drake wrote: You're becoming Dick Neck. There is no way to reverse or stop it.

FUCK. Someone beat me to the joke. But you didn't beat me to the picture.

This is what you're soon to look like.

[Slint]

At 5/8/11 05:54 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:

At 5/8/11 04:28 PM, Drake wrote: You're becoming Dick Neck. There is no way to reverse or stop it.

FUCK. Someone beat me to the joke. But you didn't beat me to the picture.

This is what you're soon to look like.

I can feel it happening already, help me guys. What's the cure?

by the way, it got worse, can barely move it

[ash]

I woke up with a stiff neck this morning too :(