About ten days ago, my only friend suddenly told me that he was a furry. Simply knowing that anyone was a furry was bad enough, but my only friend? I decided that I could handle this, as long as I didn't think about it. I was wrong. Over the next few days, he continued to make jokes and spout phrases to remind me of his sexual preference.
Then, three days ago, I asked him to please stop talking about it. He got angry, and said that I obviously didn't believe him. I told him that wasn't the case, but he stormed out of the room angry. The next day, I found a blank piece of paper on my desk in my chemistry class, with my pal sitting nearby looking smug. Flipping over the paper was maybe the worst mistake of my life. On the other side, in hideous detail was a drawing of reindeer gay porn - specificially the character Chopper from One Piece. I practically gagged, and threw it away as quick as I could. The rest of that and the next, he's been announcing how he he is defintelely a furry, and making bizarre jokes that I assume only those in the furry business would understand. I've been silent and trying to ignore him.
What should I do? I don't think he's ever going to stop. Apparantly he thinks that I'm interested, and he wants to know if I have any drawing requests. What. The. Fuck. Please give me some help.
Nature's sexual brutality allows only the enlightened and worthy ejaculate to their anime images.
He sounds like a really, really annoying person. Tell him to shut the fuck up.
I like sucking emo cock!
Emo's are so mother fucking hot.
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Tell him to go have sex with some puppies. Since he enjoys things like that.
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Sounds like you need to stop being a one sided bitch and respect your friends decison.
I swear this thread has been done already, is anyone else getting deja vue?
I AM THREAD KILLER!
At 5/8/11 12:19 AM, Dogmeat wrote: I swear this thread has been done already, is anyone else getting deja vue?
I have been hear way less then you and I swear this is the third time I have seen something really similar to this.
I like sucking emo cock!
Emo's are so mother fucking hot.
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