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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-28 21:19:09 Reply

At 4/28/11 06:53 PM, Carmilla wrote: If you think pussy tastes like shit then I think that you're licking the wrong hole.

That or the woman who's pussy he's eating doesn't properly clean herself.

I'm just saying.

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-28 21:20:17 Reply

That means that you just ate out a really gross whore. I have done it before and it didn't really taste like anything other than skin. Go with a girl who takes a bath and your opinion will change.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-28 22:07:23 Reply

At 4/28/11 09:20 PM, Cootie wrote: That means that you just ate out a really gross whore. I have done it before and it didn't really taste like anything other than skin. Go with a girl who takes a bath and your opinion will change.

Yes. Do take your advice from a virgin.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-28 22:54:42 Reply

I absolutely love the taste.

My girl's clean as fuck


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:14:09 Reply

At 4/28/11 07:45 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: When anything tastes like shit, that's a good thing.

I just knew you would post here

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:17:14 Reply

At 4/28/11 06:51 PM, agustana wrote: I disagree.

Amen Brotha! A strong disagreement.

Besides, each one has a different taste =P


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:20:45 Reply

Wait.......

Inquiring Minds Want to Know: How do you know what shit tastes like?

Somebody has been experimenting a wee bit haven't they? :D

Seriously though, that's pretty nasty. She probably needs to bathe more often, specially if it has a tuna taste to it ewww......
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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:38:34 Reply

At 4/29/11 12:20 AM, Pride wrote: Wait.......

Inquiring Minds Want to Know: How do you know what shit tastes like?

Somebody has been experimenting a wee bit haven't they? :D

Seriously though, that's pretty nasty. She probably needs to bathe more often, specially if it has a tuna taste to it ewww......

BECAUSE I HAVE HAD ACTUAL FECES IN MY MOUTH! Jesus fucking Christ! What do you mean how do I know what shit tastes like?! That's such a dumb question and can answer itself!


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:41:07 Reply

At 4/29/11 12:38 AM, TightRope wrote:
At 4/29/11 12:20 AM, Pride wrote: Wait.......

Inquiring Minds Want to Know: How do you know what shit tastes like?

Somebody has been experimenting a wee bit haven't they? :D

Seriously though, that's pretty nasty. She probably needs to bathe more often, specially if it has a tuna taste to it ewww......
BECAUSE I HAVE HAD ACTUAL FECES IN MY MOUTH!

Same dude. For shit fetish class, we had to pick a partner, then the partner pooped a little in our arm and we ate it row. Actually I licked my from my palm and failed the class for failing to follow instruction.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:52:12 Reply

At 4/29/11 12:41 AM, Ninjafap wrote:
Same dude. For shit fetish class, we had to pick a partner, then the partner pooped a little in our arm and we ate it row. Actually I licked my from my palm and failed the class for failing to follow instruction.

That's fucking gross. I was just getting fucked in the ass by a dude and he pulled out and put his dick in my mouth. Scat fetishes are fucking disgusting... scat fetish classes?! Is that even real?!


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 00:58:45 Reply

some pussy tastes bad, just like dick can taste bad to girls. Depends if you clean it and your diet even (pineapple guys, eat that shit and girls will actually like the taste of your jizz).

I've had dirty tasting vagina, and delicious tasting. Depends on the girl, don't give up my friend.

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:02:44 Reply

At 4/29/11 12:58 AM, ArmyAnt wrote: some pussy tastes bad, just like dick can taste bad to girls. Depends if you clean it and your diet even (pineapple guys, eat that shit and girls will actually like the taste of your jizz).

I've had dirty tasting vagina, and delicious tasting. Depends on the girl, don't give up my friend.

Actually, my ex had some serious hygiene issues and was in dire need of a tub of vagisil. Her vagina smelled like a Bradford Pear tree and tasted like fermented coleslaw. I was normally drunk when I ate her out though, so I didn't really give a fuck, or notice much.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:08:18 Reply

At 4/29/11 01:02 AM, TightRope wrote:
Actually, my ex had some serious hygiene issues and was in dire need of a tub of vagisil. Her vagina smelled like a Bradford Pear tree and tasted like fermented coleslaw. I was normally drunk when I ate her out though, so I didn't really give a fuck, or notice much.

Did you ever tell her that maybe she needed to get herself checked out for bacterial vaginitis or a yeast infection?

:/


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:18:25 Reply

At 4/29/11 01:08 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
Did you ever tell her that maybe she needed to get herself checked out for bacterial vaginitis or a yeast infection?

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You wouldn't even believe how magnificently stupid this girl was! I mean... there's stupid and then there's being questionably retarded. I used to finger her and then make her suck on my finger and she'd gag. I told her to get the hospital, but she wouldn't listen. She also gave me chlamydia.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:26:58 Reply

They made whipped cream for a reason.

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:32:40 Reply

At 4/28/11 06:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: Lots of guys I know always bitch about how eating pussy is gross and sloppy.
Here's an idea, don't like it.. don't do it.
I'd happily take their place and eat their girlfriend's pussies.

This guy is a fucking genius, no really I commend you for this post, because it is too damn true.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:33:05 Reply

Hey guys! What's going on in-

I used to finger her and then make her suck on my finger and she'd gag.

Oh my.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:36:12 Reply

At 4/29/11 01:18 AM, TightRope wrote:
You wouldn't even believe how magnificently stupid this girl was! I mean... there's stupid and then there's being questionably retarded. I used to finger her and then make her suck on my finger and she'd gag. I told her to get the hospital, but she wouldn't listen. She also gave me chlamydia.

Please tell me you stopped eating her out once you got that diagnosis. :(


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:48:13 Reply

How bout ee take u home an eat u pussy


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 01:59:17 Reply

At 4/28/11 06:59 PM, Mrmongooseman wrote: I thought this said "puppy tastes like shit" I am disappointed

Puppies do taste like shit though...
And pussy, taste nasty, I know what you mean, but to be fair you have ryi try it a few times to make sure your idea is sound, you cannot have one bad apple and then lable the tree full of rotten apples... More times and yes you have to be sober so that you can record it mentally :)


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 05:05:52 Reply

Oh, god, this topic...
Made my day, bros.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 05:07:39 Reply

Oh, also, take a fucking shower before you guys fuck. Jesus, christ it's like everyone's retarded.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 05:12:08 Reply

You sir have no idea what neither shit, nor pussy taste like. That is all.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 10:26:50 Reply

Protip: Only eat the pussy of a girl who bathes properly.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 10:27:55 Reply

So, you know how shit tastes? Maybe you were too drunk to see where you put your tongue.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 10:29:11 Reply

really? i didnt find it that bad

you cant really descibe the taste in detail the best i can say is sweet but not if that makes sence


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 10:37:49 Reply

Did you know that the female clitoris is merely an undeveloped penis? You're welcome.

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 11:08:33 Reply

At 4/28/11 06:50 PM, TightRope wrote: Pussy Tastes Like Shit

You're doing it wrong.


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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 11:55:25 Reply

Black girls asses smell like dank weed.

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Response to Pussy tastes like shit 2011-04-29 12:29:18 Reply

Suggest to your girlfriend a douche session. Clean it for her. If you don't like the taste it's either you're a pussy or she has a filthy poon.


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