How to maintain a healthy level of insanity...
1. In your lunch break, sit on your parked car, put your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer to the passing cars. See if they reduce speed.
2. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that order.
3. Encourage your office colleagues to do a syncronized chair dance with you.
4. Place your trash bin over your desk and write on it: "work In"
5. Develope a strange fear of paper staplers.
6. Put decaf in the coffe machine for 3 weeks. when everyone looses the cafeine adiction change to espresso.
7. On the back of all your checks write "Payment to bribery"
8.Everytime someone tells you something, answer with "That's what you think".
9. End all your sentences with “according to the prophecy”.
10. Adjust the brightness of your pc screen so that it shines all your work área. Insist with others that’s the way you like it.
11. Don’t use any ponctuation
12. Whenever possible, jump instead of walking
13. Ask people what gender are they. Laugh histerically when they answer.
14. Sing along in the opera
15. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme
16. Find out where you boss shops for clothing and buy exactly the same clothes. Wear them one day after your boos wears them (this is particulary effective if your boos is of the opposite sex).
17. Send e-mails to the rest of your company to say what you área doing. For instance: “if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom, third door to the left”.
18. Place a moskito net around your desk. Play a CD with forest sounds all day.
19. When money comes out of the ATM (bank’s cash machine), scream with joy.
20. When leaving the zoo, run for the parking lot, screaming “Save yourselves, they’re running loose!”