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I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 15:57:18 Reply

Few days ago I wanted to go out with a girl that I sadly fell in love with.
This girl is the only one that is actually kind of "perfect", and I'm not bullshitting anyone because I've been looking for this type of girl for years.

Anyways, she denied me and later on I found out that she started going out with this fucking poser dude, and it really pissed me off.

I felt like my chances of getting into a relationship with her just went down to zero. I felt death, fear and rage.
Now, my rage isn't like anybody's else, I actually get to think (the term is 'berserk' i think) and find the best solution to the situation.

Since I'm such a fighting fan and kind of psychotic person, I decided that the best solution is to beat the living shit out of some punk. I knew this will only help me calm down, but won't change the situation with this girl.

I went to some park and there was this gang of stupid fucking 16 year old punks, and since I'm so fucking confidental I decided to go and start the fire.
I went completely enraged to the biggest dude there and told him "why the fuck are you staring at me like that you wrothless piece of shit" - something like that, and I grabbed his neck and starting going completely psychotic.
Once again, I lost control, headbutted the dude and broke his nose, and a few minutes later I find myself completely andrenaline rushed when every single member of the gang was on the ground bleeding. In moments like this I regret I ever went to Muay Thai.

I don't really remember if the gang members said anything, but the fight was completely not their fault. They did not deserve this.

Now, this girl keeps denying me and I'm thinking about putting this guy into hospital.
Yeah, I'm probably a fucking psycho, but I find violence as the ultimate solution for everything.
I can't lose this girl. But I already did. The best I can do is to cripple this guy for the rest of his life and talk behind this girls' back.

I'm pathetic, Newgrounds, please help me.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:01:48 Reply

Feel disappointed. I like the feeling because I know if I have what I need then I have no reason anymore. I (I would give you mah poem I made but you fucked up by asking her out)

your fucked

or a troll


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:02:53 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:01 PM, maxninja234 wrote: your fucked

Yeah, I'm fucked up, and I can't do anything about it.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:03:20 Reply

dont give up.

find a way to fuck up their relationship. like pay a girl $20 to pretend kiss this poser in front of ur girl.

the hook up with the girl. assuming she was into you all from the start. else you just did it all for nothing.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:03:21 Reply

Take a chill pill

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:04:05 Reply

I call BS.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:04:45 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:03 PM, twatdude wrote: dont give up.

find a way to fuck up their relationship. like pay a girl $20 to pretend kiss this poser in front of ur girl.

the hook up with the girl. assuming she was into you all from the start. else you just did it all for nothing.

Don't know, I'm not the type that harms girls, neither a douche or a poser.
The only wrong thing I do is probably the fights I always start.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:04:52 Reply

just cuz u were denied it doesnt mean u will be denied after the poser is out the way.

think about it maybe u were just denied cuz the poser looked slightly better than you. so youd be her second option. go with my advice above

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:07:16 Reply

You seem like a complete basketcase and no wonder the girl didn't date you. If you get this mad over rejection how is she going to think you will act if she ever breaks up with you? I don't blame her.

Chill out.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:07:29 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:04 PM, twatdude wrote: just cuz u were denied it doesnt mean u will be denied after the poser is out the way.

think about it maybe u were just denied cuz the poser looked slightly better than you. so youd be her second option. go with my advice above

Look I'm not talking here only about her, although she is the only reason I'm not going completely insane.
I solve everything with violence, and every single person that ever tried to change my mind has failed.
I know there are many ways to solve a problem, but I just can't figure them out.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:09:07 Reply

Don't worry about it. Eventually, you'll fight the wrong person and get your ass handed to you. Unfortunately, you'll also attract an equally psychotic chick who will use you so she can have offspring. The rest of us can only hope that enrages you, too.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:15:25 Reply

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: I'm pathetic

we all agree

we really do.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:26:25 Reply

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: I felt like my chances of getting into a relationship with her just went down to zero. I felt death,

You felt death? Then you were revived?


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:27:40 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:07 PM, Cootie wrote: You seem like a complete basketcase and no wonder the girl didn't date you. If you get this mad over rejection how is she going to think you will act if she ever breaks up with you? I don't blame her.

We've been going out for a while now, and she doesn't even knows I'm such a beast.
It's this 'all of a sudden' bullshit that crashes your world.

At 4/27/11 04:09 PM, Evark wrote: you'll also attract an equally psychotic chick

I don't really like psychotic chicks.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:43:02 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:08 PM, slayer727 wrote: I have a hard time throwing the first punch

Throw a headbutt first, especially if there is more than one opponent and they aren't expecting it, they won't get back up.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:51:49 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:27 PM, Irty wrote:
We've been going out for a while now, and she doesn't even knows I'm such a beast.
It's this 'all of a sudden' bullshit that crashes your world.

well ur just an ugly dude. she donesnt find u attractive, DUH.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:57:42 Reply

You should be ashamed that you're so emotionally weak that you still believe catharsis is real. As you get older you only become more and more violent, because what you're actually doing is enjoying the emotional thrill of the violence as a distraction from your feelings, and thus being in denial and doing nothing to actually cope with your situation.

I have no doubt that you would beat the shit out of any woman stupid enough to date you. Just because you haven't yet doesn't mean the stresses of an relationship wouldn't crack your weak little will like an egg.

I only wish you came from a properly armed environment where you could get shot for being so fucking stupid as to think that people not being as vicious as you makes them somehow inferior.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 16:59:31 Reply

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: Few days ago I wanted to go out with a girl that I sadly fell in love with.
This girl is the only one that is actually kind of "perfect", and I'm not bullshitting anyone because I've been looking for this type of girl for years.

Anyways, she denied me and later on I found out that she started going out with this fucking poser dude, and it really pissed me off.

Wow those two lines alone are completely hypocritical. Please don't do anythig drastic, you're definitely not in love with this girl


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 17:02:42 Reply

If you are not trolling, then I have to say that you are an arrogant prick, you just beat random people up to run away from your own problems, you can continue to do this, but you will never succeed, you are not even remotely ably to be part of the society.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-27 17:11:15 Reply

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: Once again, I lost control, headbutted the dude and broke his nose, and a few minutes later I find myself completely andrenaline rushed when every single member of the gang was on the ground bleeding. In moments like this I regret I ever went to Muay Thai.

I see. So you dropped 4 punks with your muay thai skillage?

I can't even say that with a straight face. How does it feel to be an angry, loathing pussy?


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 02:35:15 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:04 PM, Irty wrote:
Don't know, I'm not the type that harms girls, neither a douche or a poser.

But you are the type to beat up random people in a futile and irrational attempt to resolve deep emotional issues.

I doubt that you'd ever restrain yourself if you ever develop the urge to hit a woman.

The only wrong thing I do is probably the fights I always start.

Nevermind the fact that you can't deal with your problems like a normal, sane person can. There are many things wrong with you sir.

I hope you're trolling. :|


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 03:03:28 Reply

Guys I'm so lame I went and beat up like six people for no real reason and it was so easy because I know martial arts. Tell me I'm actually a badass... Please?

Stfu.

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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 03:36:52 Reply

Let me introduce to you: Pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 05:42:02 Reply

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: confidental

Confidental = ?
Confidential = Secret
Overconfident = too much confidence
Confidental and confidential do not make sense over here; rather, overconfident should be used.

Also, your case is uncommon, and is rare for anyone. Revenge is the worst option to go, just ignore both of them. Eventually things might take an unexpected turn towards you if you just go on with your normal life.
Also, take a chill pill, are you venting your anger on the BBS?


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 05:43:02 Reply

At 4/27/11 04:26 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:
At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: I felt like my chances of getting into a relationship with her just went down to zero. I felt death,
You felt death? Then you were revived?

I'm pretty sure he was talking about suicidal feelings, not being dead and revived.


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Response to I'm pathetic 2011-04-28 05:52:50 Reply

I was expecting a Bel-Air at the end of the thread. I'm disappointed but proud at the same time.

Also...um, don't give up?
I heard girls like tough cunts and jerks, just act like a tough cunt, fight more people and act like a jerk

Go up to her boyfriend and get into his face and be all like "OONTS OONTS OONTS YES LADS, WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT?"


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