You have 3 wishes

[Nentindo]

I found exactly enough pseudo-genies for the amount of people that are going to reply to this thread! Basically, choose 3 wishes.
RULES:
Not a number of wishes. You can wish for another wish, but with that wish you have to wish for another wish, which you need to use to wish for another wish, which you need to use to wish for another wish, etc.
Not money, otherwise this thread'll be boring.
I would wish for this:
1. I could do anything physically
2. I could do anything mentally
3. I could do anything legally
What about you guys?

[Suprememessage]

1. I could grant my own wishes
2. I was god
3. I could do anything physically

[DrClay]

1: Endless Bag Of Skittles
2: Endless Bottle Of Mountain Dew
3: Endless Pizza Pie that can have any topping at any time.

[The4thSurvivor]

1. Death to Newgrounds
2. Death to OP
3. Death to America

Just kidding...

PIZZA, WINGS, AND LOTS OF BEER.

om nom nom

[Lorkas]

Jesus Christ you retards can't you think of anything more original than infinite wishes?

What I'd wish for is to travel back in time exactly one day and forget I ever met the geenie or whomever gave me the wishes. But in reality I'd just use them up for something stupid like a typical teenager would.

[Lagatag]

I would wish that I can die happy

[maxninja234]

1: i WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES

2: I wish for money

3: I wish for...wait can I restart?

[Yert]

In this thread let's wish for infinite wishes because that's funny and awesome

[Pimpella]

1: Can stop time at any time whenever i want and move freely.
2: Can turn visable and invisable whenever the fuck i feel like it.
3: Change my looks to whatever i want as many times as i want.

What perverted things i can do with these wishes. And how much fun i can have with it...

[Chdonga]

1. The ability to successfully woo any girl I want
2. The ability to imitate any voice
3. Super hacking (In every way) skillz

[Nentindo]

At 4/27/11 03:37 PM, EggoBleeder wrote: My main 3
1. Infinite Wishes
2. The OP never made this thread.
3. Money

1. You would just have to keep wishing for more wishes, so that's a waste of a wish
2. Then you wouldn't get the wishes
3. Bored...

[Drake]

1 penis
2 penis
3 penis

kthx

[Sprunk101]

I love how people wish to stop time but not for the ability to start it up again..
1: The ability to go invisible when I want.
2: The ability to come out of invisibilty when I want.
3: Immortality.

[Banziafy]

Time machine
My own supermarket (tescos, wal mart etc.) :D
Do anything

[Nentindo]

At 4/27/11 03:45 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: om nom nom

Picture

[RYNOL]

1. I could rewind, slow down and pause time for myself.
2. I could shit weed or hash whenever I so please.
3. I could make chicks want to have sex with me within ten seconds of meeting me for the first time.

[The-Great-One]

1. Every time I snapped my fingers a Pepperoni Pan Pizza from Little Caesars would appear in my lap.

2. Every time I clapped a Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, or Coca-Cola would appear in my lap.

3. $100,000,000 in a secure Bank of America ready for me to use through a Debit Card.

[KingPin727]

At 4/27/11 03:42 PM, DrClay wrote: 1: Endless Bag Of Skittles
2: Endless Bottle Of Mountain Dew
3: Endless Pizza Pie that can have any topping at any time.

Nice idea :) although i would change the skittles to M&M's

[fuzzum111]

Can I be extravagantly specific about the wishes, like exact details that -have- to be hammered out and not have to use 2 wishes just to accomplish this goal?

An example.

I wish to live with my fursona, but on the condition, she is reviving a monthly government funded check to live, as she is not socially applicable to work, as well. No crazy protesters, or scientists trying to kill/kidnap/do tests on her.

All of that being 1 wish.

[Dromedary]

1) Infinite Wishes
2) Infinite Genies
3) Every superpower possible

[Randomguy78]

i wish my computer didnt lag...

[twatdude]

1. bigger dick
2.hot girl friend
3.gagillinaire

[Viktor]

I would wish that the genie had given me 9000 wishes instead of one.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

First and foremost, I would like worldwide peace and cooperation.

Secondly, I would appreciate it if you made Cannabis legal in Canada (and if you could, the Unites States while you're at it)

Last but not least by any measure - I wish for infinite knowledge.

[Lionelion]

At 4/27/11 04:48 PM, Dromedary wrote:

2) Infinite Genies

1. Any video game or video game console i want at any time
2. Immunity to any and all diseases
3. More Genies

Found that loophole :P

[LocoJoe]

1. I wish I had a magical wrist watch that grants all my wishes and only I can use it and it returns to me if I happen to lose it.
2. I wish I had every possible piece of information in my brain and I had access to it.
3. Marijuana is legalized.

[Nentindo]

At 4/27/11 06:19 PM, Lionel738 wrote:

At 4/27/11 04:48 PM, Dromedary wrote: 2) Infinite Genies

Found that loophole :P

Luckily, I had exactly the amount of pseudo-genies for the people that post. I'm sorry to tell you both, but real genies don't exist... And where's the pseudo?