Ever since I was in about 7th grade (13), I've had a ballbusting fetish, and I've wanted an attractive girl to kick me in the balls. I've asked dozens upon dozens of girls over the past 5 years to kick me, I've even staged a few situations where they would be likely to kick me. But nope, never. In my entire life I've only had two girls kick me in the balls, one in 8th grade and one in my junior year of high school. Yet girls always talk about how they love kicking guys in the balls and how they do it to all of the guys who don't want it to happen to them. But for some reason they've never done it to me really. I'm far too nice of a person to be a complete and total douche bag and I'm generally considered attractive among my peers, and I'm certainly not fat. I've even posted a few Craigslist ads asking if girls in my area wanted to kick me in the balls, but got no responses (that weren't Russian spambots). So why is it so difficult to find an attractive young woman to kick me in the balls?