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I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:26:50 Reply

Ever since I was in about 7th grade (13), I've had a ballbusting fetish, and I've wanted an attractive girl to kick me in the balls. I've asked dozens upon dozens of girls over the past 5 years to kick me, I've even staged a few situations where they would be likely to kick me. But nope, never. In my entire life I've only had two girls kick me in the balls, one in 8th grade and one in my junior year of high school. Yet girls always talk about how they love kicking guys in the balls and how they do it to all of the guys who don't want it to happen to them. But for some reason they've never done it to me really. I'm far too nice of a person to be a complete and total douche bag and I'm generally considered attractive among my peers, and I'm certainly not fat. I've even posted a few Craigslist ads asking if girls in my area wanted to kick me in the balls, but got no responses (that weren't Russian spambots). So why is it so difficult to find an attractive young woman to kick me in the balls?

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:27:45 Reply

How could excruciating pain be a fetish for you? Hard to get off if your man parts are mush.


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:28:01 Reply

You need help. Or you will never have kids

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:28:23 Reply

I want to help for some reason...


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:29:12 Reply

uhh

I wish a girl would kick my balls


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:30:28 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:27 PM, DrHood wrote: How could excruciating pain be a fetish for you? Hard to get off if your man parts are mush.

It's quite simple really.

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:34:58 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:30 PM, samusaran253 wrote:
At 4/26/11 10:27 PM, DrHood wrote: How could excruciating pain be a fetish for you? Hard to get off if your man parts are mush.
It's quite simple really.

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:38:27 Reply

Ugh, if I ever meet you I just might grant your perverted wish.

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:39:53 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:38 PM, Tobi wrote: Ugh, if I ever meet you I just might grant your perverted wish.

Awww, thanks, you're such a nice person.

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:40:31 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:39 PM, samusaran253 wrote:
At 4/26/11 10:38 PM, Tobi wrote: Ugh, if I ever meet you I just might grant your perverted wish.
Awww, thanks, you're such a nice person.

Ew, don't talk to me, loser.


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:43:28 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:29 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: uhh

Can't tell if new or just lazy.

Also, OP don't seat, I have a gagging fetish. Swings and very red roundabouts friend.


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:47:20 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:43 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:
At 4/26/11 10:29 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: uhh
Can't tell if new or just lazy.

Also, OP don't seat, I have a gagging fetish. Swings and very red roundabouts friend.

A gagging fetish?

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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:54:01 Reply

At 4/26/11 10:47 PM, samusaran253 wrote:
At 4/26/11 10:43 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:
At 4/26/11 10:29 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: uhh
Can't tell if new or just lazy.

Also, OP don't seat, I have a gagging fetish. Swings and very red roundabouts friend.
A gagging fetish?

First thing sweat*, and secondly yes. Shit gets me heated. If you are unaware of what the gagging fetish is, it's essentially when a man will forcefully smash his penis down an impressionable young females throat, to the point of which she chokes and gags. See also; face/skull fucking.


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Response to I wish a girl would kick my balls 2011-04-26 22:57:15 Reply

I don't know why, but I got TearDropped to kick me in the balls a couple of times in 2003.

U jelly?