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4.20 / 5.00 14,969 ViewsFor too long, I have been out of shape, lazy, and otherwise lame. I play football with my friends, but I'm a goalkeeper most of the time, so I don't do much running. But I'm tired of that. So I signed up for a kickboxing class a couple weeks ago, and HOLY DJFKLA;SJFK!!!!!!! It's hard. I nearly passed out from exhaustion on my first and second days. It lasts an hour, and about 10 seconds in you already feel like you've worked out enough for a month. But it freaking WORKS. I've gone down a waist size in jeans already, and I feel a lot better in general. Seriously guys, screw running. Sign up for kickboxing. It's intense and incredibly difficult, but it's totally worth it.
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
I took real boxing for a while. Taught me how to fight better and my arms hurt like hell afterward, but I didn't feel like I had been working out too much.
Also did wrestling in highschool those workouts were pretty intense, I regret not having taken them more seriously.
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At 4/26/11 03:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: HOLY DJFKLA;SJFK!!!!!!!
I've never heard that one before.
So you are bragging about getting in shape? Just kidding, congrats for doing so, it´s good that you achieved your goal with training; I did it by changing my eating habits, and since then I am slightly underweight.
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I wager that in my case entering in kickboxing would imply getting the snot punched out of me and being kicked out for sucking so horribly.
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At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatassDo I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
YES,
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At 4/26/11 04:26 PM, Chronamut wrote:At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:YES,At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatassDo I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
Yeah.
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I intend to try P90X as soon as I can gather the proper equipment. They have a Kenpo-X segment which is essentially kickboxing. It is going to ruin me :)
I wish you good luck in your endeavors.
Running is easier, though. That's how I got into very good shape at one point. I intend to start running again quite soon, if I'm not too lazy to do so.
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At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatassDo I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
up in this house
Ahahaha
At 4/26/11 05:18 PM, Ericho wrote:At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!Remember 4/27/09.
I've seen this picture before, where does it come from?
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Good for you. It's always nice to be healthy and in shape.
At 4/26/11 06:42 PM, Dent0n wrote:At 4/26/11 05:18 PM, Ericho wrote:I've seen this picture before, where does it come from?At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!Remember 4/27/09.
From this thread.
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At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatassDo I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
No, because you're a fatass and that'd kill my boner.
At 4/26/11 03:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I nearly passed out from exhaustion on my first and second days.
I laughed here.
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At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatassDo I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
Please do.
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At 4/26/11 08:12 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Please say you're not using Richard Simmons videos. The sparkles would be too much.
No. There are no videos. Just the instructor.
Also, the shirtless pics may or may not happen. Probably not. But rest assured, I am not a fatty. I'm 178 cm tall and weigh only 61.5 kg. That's 5'10 and 135 pounds. Rather average actually. But still not in shape.