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I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:26 PM Reply

For too long, I have been out of shape, lazy, and otherwise lame. I play football with my friends, but I'm a goalkeeper most of the time, so I don't do much running. But I'm tired of that. So I signed up for a kickboxing class a couple weeks ago, and HOLY DJFKLA;SJFK!!!!!!! It's hard. I nearly passed out from exhaustion on my first and second days. It lasts an hour, and about 10 seconds in you already feel like you've worked out enough for a month. But it freaking WORKS. I've gone down a waist size in jeans already, and I feel a lot better in general. Seriously guys, screw running. Sign up for kickboxing. It's intense and incredibly difficult, but it's totally worth it.

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:28 PM Reply

fatass

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:30 PM Reply

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass

Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:32 PM Reply

I took real boxing for a while. Taught me how to fight better and my arms hurt like hell afterward, but I didn't feel like I had been working out too much.
Also did wrestling in highschool those workouts were pretty intense, I regret not having taken them more seriously.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:34 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: HOLY DJFKLA;SJFK!!!!!!!

I've never heard that one before.

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:34 PM Reply

So you are bragging about getting in shape? Just kidding, congrats for doing so, it´s good that you achieved your goal with training; I did it by changing my eating habits, and since then I am slightly underweight.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:35 PM Reply

Get lost, fatty.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:44 PM Reply

I wager that in my case entering in kickboxing would imply getting the snot punched out of me and being kicked out for sucking so horribly.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 03:44 PM Reply

you fat piece of fucking garbage you revolt me walking abomination go eat some more food you fatty fat shit

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 04:22 PM Reply

EAT MORE FOOOOOOOOOD *hands cupcake*


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 04:24 PM Reply

Nice, keep working !


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 04:26 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!

YES,


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 04:31 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 04:26 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
YES,

Yeah.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 05:07 PM Reply

I intend to try P90X as soon as I can gather the proper equipment. They have a Kenpo-X segment which is essentially kickboxing. It is going to ruin me :)


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:09 PM Reply

I wish you good luck in your endeavors.

Running is easier, though. That's how I got into very good shape at one point. I intend to start running again quite soon, if I'm not too lazy to do so.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:30 PM Reply

SHOW US YOUR GENITALS, YOUR GENITALIA


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:31 PM Reply

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:35 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
up in this house

Ahahaha


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:42 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 05:18 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
Remember 4/27/09.

I've seen this picture before, where does it come from?


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Good for you. It's always nice to be healthy and in shape.

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:44 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 06:42 PM, Dent0n wrote:
At 4/26/11 05:18 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!
Remember 4/27/09.
I've seen this picture before, where does it come from?

From this thread.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 06:46 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!

No, because you're a fatass and that'd kill my boner.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 07:56 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I nearly passed out from exhaustion on my first and second days.

I laughed here.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 07:58 PM Reply

While you're working out...

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 07:58 PM, Drake wrote: While you're working out...

Dammit drake that shit is just too damn cute.

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 08:07 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 03:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/26/11 03:28 PM, TacoFreak wrote: fatass
Do I need to post a shirtless pic up in this house?!

Please do.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 08:12 PM Reply

Please say you're not using Richard Simmons videos. The sparkles would be too much.


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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 08:14 PM Reply

Haha, right. How many times have I heard this.

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Response to I'm Getting in Shape Apr. 26th, 2011 @ 11:33 PM Reply

At 4/26/11 08:12 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Please say you're not using Richard Simmons videos. The sparkles would be too much.

No. There are no videos. Just the instructor.

Also, the shirtless pics may or may not happen. Probably not. But rest assured, I am not a fatty. I'm 178 cm tall and weigh only 61.5 kg. That's 5'10 and 135 pounds. Rather average actually. But still not in shape.