my boyfriend beat someone up today!

[DannyJay]

so my 17 year old boyfriend was walking me home today when out of no where this kid walked up to me and asked me to blow him. He was kind of cute but my boyfriend was there and the way this kid was asking just wasn't gonna get him one. Anyways he started threatening to lie to the cops and say we assaulted him. Then my boyfriend kicked the shit out of him. I ended up having to walk to the kid home, with his nose bleeding. I felt bad and I decided to blow him anyways since he had a rough day. we got to his house and I told his parents the story.
Oh well.

[BumFodder]

I raffed. 8/10.

[KieranNG]

omg did you know that that ur boyfriend goes on the bbs!?!!!!!!?

[Kogey]

We always knew you were gay, Danny.

[Xavierthewarlord]

I smirked.

6/10.

[GamesArmor]

I don't find parody threads of threads that have already been parodied funny, unless it makes a good joke, and is not just the thread being parodied rewritten by a different person.

bandwagon 4/10

[Halberd]

Triple parody threads are funny.

[Gimmick]

Triple bandwagon threads are not funny.
2/10.

[Rocksbury]

Wasn't that great, I smirked, Learn to parody.

[111122223138]

I give it an 8/10 as well.

[Auz]

Let's not.