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At 4/25/11 11:26 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: I LIEK TO GTE HAND SANITIZA AND FEELS THE BURN

THIZ MAED ME LULZ

At 4/25/11 11:43 PM, mothballs wrote: I honestly doubt that.

You wouldn't use up a whole pie every time you jerk off and completely waste the food. You're obviously trying hard to be funny but you fall short in so many different categories of maturity, originality and humor in general.

To answer your question, I use my hand. Surprised?

Holy Shit, its Buzz Killington!

Dangerwank.
Dangerwanking is when i fap anywhere i can get caught really easily.

See how many kitchen utencils I can fit up my arse, jiggle it around, you know the usual.

Mommy told me not to play with myself

left hand sometimes right

I use my hand. But the weird thing about me is that I don't use anything to lube it up. I just use my dry hand. I feel like there's not much difference besides having my dick and hands all lubed up, and I feel like its easier to do.

Guys, while these suggestions certainly do the job, only dangerwanking and utensils up the anus are really good. Make something inventive, NG!

Well, actually, I DON'T.

zomfg

Rub through the underwear ;D

lmfao no, ew.
fapping kills kittens.

I wish I could fap

At 4/25/11 11:43 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 4/25/11 11:23 PM, TheGrim wrote: I like to stick my d*ck into pies and work it up and down until I blow my load, but that's just my preference. How about you guys?

I honestly doubt that.

You wouldn't use up a whole pie every time you jerk off and completely waste the food.

Who said he wastes it? He simply adds a creme filling before serving it to dinner guests.

At 4/25/11 11:54 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 4/25/11 11:39 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

At 4/25/11 11:28 PM, Drake wrote: Buck naked in the street.

You do know it's 'But naked' and not 'Buck naked' don't you?

Between two waterballoons.

I think it was a typo.

There was a thread on this quite a bit of time ago. Googlez it yo.

I use a vagina on a real woman.

I use my left hand,and I'm left handed

And don't worry,I wash my hands. :$