Be a Supporter!

My cousin

  • 879 Views
  • 35 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Dave4554
Dave4554
  • Member since: Mar. 20, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Voice Actor
My cousin 2011-04-24 23:29:21 Reply

I love my cousin, so much that I want her in a stronger way. I know she's had the same feelings for me for years before I started too.

The thing is, when your with someone that has the same genes as you do, its almost as if you are viewing yourself, as a girl. I get such a strong feeling that she is me. It is a love beyond what I've felt.

She wants the same.

She lives in Canada(location undisclosed) and I live in LA. She wants to come and see me, but she cant because she doesnt have a passport yet, and I want to go see her.

I feel that we are inviting each other for the inevitable. We've been close since babies, since babies, we were right next to each other. When we are together, its as if I feel complete again, like we are one being.

I know its not wrong, we are so close, and as long as I dont get her pregnant, then everything is fine.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Light
Light
  • Member since: May. 29, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Reader
Response to My cousin 2011-04-24 23:30:24 Reply

Is she your first cousin?


I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

BBS Signature
Squidbit
Squidbit
  • Member since: Jul. 7, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Animator
Response to My cousin 2011-04-24 23:30:49 Reply

So uhh... you want to fuck her cousin because you feel like you are her?

ian4678
ian4678
  • Member since: Feb. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-24 23:30:58 Reply

You sick fuck. is your name Cody by any chance?

Dave4554
Dave4554
  • Member since: Mar. 20, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Voice Actor
Response to My cousin 2011-04-24 23:32:37 Reply

At 4/24/11 11:30 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Is she your first cousin?

Yes she is. I know you people think that we are odd, fat, ugly, no, we arent. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She is full grown for being 17. She is perfect, and really intelligent too.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionelion
Lionelion
  • Member since: Jun. 29, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:05:40 Reply

she has to be at least your 3rd cousin or something for it to be ok, otherwise thats just wrong

Thilon
Thilon
  • Member since: Jul. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Audiophile
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:11:12 Reply

Have fun with that inbreeding,


Missing: My Forum sig

Smorsh
Smorsh
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Gamer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:20:29 Reply

At 4/24/11 11:30 PM, ian4678 wrote: You sick fuck. is your name Cody by any chance?

I think it's Edgar.


Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Free sexay prons!
Sig credit to Ninjar.

BBS Signature
Luke
Luke
  • Member since: Oct. 24, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 33
Gamer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:22:18 Reply

This is completely normal, I want to fuck some of my cousins too.


Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66

AlphaCentauri
AlphaCentauri
  • Member since: Oct. 14, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 36
Movie Buff
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:26:56 Reply

At 4/24/11 11:30 PM, Squidbit wrote: So uhh... you want to fuck her cousin because you feel like you are her?

Yeah, I'm actually more disturbed about the weird she is me as a girl thing.


You have to know your name.
LOOP
One day you'll all miss me.

BBS Signature
SoggyBread
SoggyBread
  • Member since: Oct. 31, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Movie Buff
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:28:25 Reply

At 4/24/11 11:32 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Yes she is. I know you people think that we are odd, fat, ugly, no, we arent. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She is full grown for being 17. She is perfect, and really intelligent too.

You're 21..... she's 17......

jak3434
jak3434
  • Member since: Aug. 1, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:31:07 Reply

Go for it. If you love her that much then you shouldn't let anything get your
In your way. That's the way I have done these things.


I like sucking emo cock!
Emo's are so mother fucking hot.

Yukin
Yukin
  • Member since: Apr. 9, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:31:17 Reply

Even if this is trolling, its a little weird as hell... even for me


BBS Signature
Atlas
Atlas
  • Member since: Nov. 14, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Musician
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:45:37 Reply

This is disgusting and you and Jerry Lee Lewis must be best friends.


Steam | Letterboxd | AllPoetry | Formerly Known As J-Rex

BBS Signature
fayesaysyaay
fayesaysyaay
  • Member since: Oct. 31, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:47:41 Reply

Song about cousins that have nothing to to with the topic but its a great song, so yeah

At 4/24/11 11:29 PM, Dave4554 wrote: I love my cousin, so much that I want her in a stronger way. I know she's had the same feelings for me for years before I started too.

How DO you know? To me it sounds like its all you having incestuous fantasy about her.

Klik
Klik
  • Member since: Jul. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Audiophile
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 00:48:03 Reply

Is your name George Michael?

Pride
Pride
  • Member since: Oct. 18, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 01:56:10 Reply

At 4/25/11 12:28 AM, SoggyBread wrote: You're 21..... she's 17......

Precisely.

First of all she's only seventeen, meaning she doesn't know what she wants and you violating her isn't going to help the situation ( sexual misconduct with someone under the age of 18 is still considered statutory rape by "California State Law", sorry). Why not try and find someone your own age who you can relate to, preferably someone who is not related to you. I mean not only is going out with your cousin fucking weird, but it will definitely not work out in the long run (unless you want to have mutant babies).

Inbreeding: It's a game the whole family can play!
TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 02:03:08 Reply

I have two hot cousins (and they think I'm cute). Who doesn't.

But to do anything with them is just wrong and disgusting.

Get a gf and focus your energy on her.


BBS Signature
Dave4554
Dave4554
  • Member since: Mar. 20, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Voice Actor
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 02:08:44 Reply

At 4/25/11 01:56 AM, BigMike47 wrote:
At 4/25/11 12:28 AM, SoggyBread wrote: You're 21..... she's 17......

Second of all, I'm 17. I know my profile says 21, but it just say 21.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lagatag
Lagatag
  • Member since: Mar. 8, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 04:05:02 Reply

At 4/25/11 02:08 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 4/25/11 01:56 AM, BigMike47 wrote:
At 4/25/11 12:28 AM, SoggyBread wrote: You're 21..... she's 17......
Second of all, I'm 17. I know my profile says 21, but it just say 21.

that means you signed up under the age of 13, fucking banhammer time


bro at me come

BBS Signature
Rawnern
Rawnern
  • Member since: Jan. 24, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 28
Movie Buff
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:02:18 Reply

Go for it.

ToastedToastyToast
ToastedToastyToast
  • Member since: Apr. 10, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Programmer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:08:15 Reply

Thats odd and questionable. I never liked my cousin that much, I shot him in the balls with a BB.


If in doubt then set it on fire because fire is A if not THE answer and solution to absolutely everything.
-- Corey Griffin 2008
</thread></head></body></html>

Asandir
Asandir
  • Member since: Dec. 23, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 37
Gamer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:08:17 Reply

Isn´t this violating the law? Maybe you should look for an other girl, the pressure if your relationship with your cousin becomes known by society could be too much.


Without truth, there is no justice.
Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users
Portal and Icon moderator

BBS Signature
Alchemist94
Alchemist94
  • Member since: Jul. 4, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:18:26 Reply

I want to fuck your cousin too.

Asandir
Asandir
  • Member since: Dec. 23, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Moderator
Level 37
Gamer
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:23:43 Reply

At 4/25/11 10:18 AM, Alchemist94 wrote: I want to fuck your cousin too.

And if you do it, it´s most likely not even violating the law, so feel free to go.


Without truth, there is no justice.
Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users
Portal and Icon moderator

BBS Signature
FUNKbrs
FUNKbrs
  • Member since: Oct. 28, 2000
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:37:47 Reply

At 4/25/11 12:45 AM, J-Rex wrote: This is disgusting and you and Jerry Lee Lewis must be best friends.

Jerry Lee Lewis is the world's most talented man.

I'm surprised you would give such high praise to someone who disgusts you.

Did you know Jerry Lee Lewis outlived Elvis?

Yeah.

Better than Elvis.

You're really impressed, I'm sure.


My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."

doom9125
doom9125
  • Member since: Sep. 23, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:38:04 Reply

I know this guy is trolling but the sad part is, this shit goes on all the time in the deep south

My cousin

Suprememessage
Suprememessage
  • Member since: Dec. 29, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Melancholy
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 10:45:34 Reply

Fuck her, it will make a great youtube video about you explaining why you fucked your cousin.

Lordboy54
Lordboy54
  • Member since: Jun. 2, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Artist
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 11:20:45 Reply

At 4/25/11 10:45 AM, suprememessage wrote: Fuck her, it will make a great youtube video about you explaining why you fucked your cousin.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!


Steam ID | X360 Gamertag: AversiveKnave | ORIGIN: DarkBlue96

BBS Signature
the-it3
the-it3
  • Member since: Jun. 24, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to My cousin 2011-04-25 13:12:47 Reply

Just for the record, the reason you feel like she is you when you look at her is because what you see when you look at her is a part of you, it's a projection from your unconscious, most likely your "Anima".
I'm not here to say fucking your cousin is wrong (how in the hell should i know if it is) but if you do get emotionally involved with her you're not likely to have anything more than tragedy. Let's say you do fuck her, well then what? You're not likely to be in a long term relationship with her, you will probably either have an awkward rift between you 2, destroying the relationship you have currently. Or let's say you fuck her, get in a relationship with her but what happens when it ends? do you both happily go your separate ways? Or do you end up fighting and possibly giving the fact that you fucked your cousin away to your other relatives? Now that would be awkward and would fuck up all existing family relations.
I say simply DON'T fuck your cousin, fucking her is putting you in a public restroom with no toilet paper (shits creek without a paddle). Just find a girl that's not related to you to project your damn anima on and live unhappily ever after like everyone else.