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2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 17:59:50

In this thread, we are going to watch the days go by and when nothing happens after May 21st (and October), we will laugh at Christianity's face!

According to a few million especially delusional Christfags, mostly Americunts, the world is going to end in 2011, starting with the Rapture and Judgment Day on May 21, followed by the actual END OF THE WORLD later in October. This has created an unprecedentedly fine opportunity for trolling. ON the other hand Christians are being stupid again as they are sending themselves to hell while the atheists can finally live free without Jesus trying to pop-up every three seconds to sell you the bible.

Enjoy every minute of this thread while you can! :D

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:01:42

At 4/24/11 05:59 PM, mattuiop wrote: Christfags, Americunts

Ah, racism and hateful towards religions.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:01:50

Judgement Day is August 29th 1997 dude.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:02:22

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:03:04

Christianity has got to be the biggest joke I have ever heard of.

It wouldn't piss me off if it didn't affect my everyday life, but it does. All the laws of the US are based off of Christianity, as well as the average social minds. It makes this world so fucking stupid, and all these ignorant assholes don't even know what they're talking about when they mention things that are socially acceptable.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:03:28

I'm 100% christian and I don't believe in this shit.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:06:27

At 4/24/11 06:03 PM, mothballs wrote: Christianity has got to be the biggest joke I have ever heard of.

It wouldn't piss me off if it didn't affect my everyday life, but it does. All the laws of the US are based off of Christianity, as well as the average social minds. It makes this world so fucking stupid, and all these ignorant assholes don't even know what they're talking about when they mention things that are socially acceptable.

that is true. this may be fake, but it is one of the best examples of Christ faggotry today!

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:10:53

At 4/24/11 06:01 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Judgement Day is August 29th 1997 dude.

O RLY?

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:12:15

The Bible says no man knows when the world will end. Christians don't read the Bible these days?


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:12:36

Where are these people getting these dates from?
Even in the Bible it says Jesus' return would be swift and unexpected.

Either way you cat fucking atheists wouldn't live free. You'll just have to deal with all the other non-Christians duking it out.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:15:20

At 4/24/11 06:12 PM, Thilon wrote: The Bible says no man knows when the world will end. Christians don't read the Bible these days?

Seriously, every time someone says they know the world is going to end on some date, it makes me feel better knowing for a fact that isn't the date it will end. When it does end we will be oblivious to it.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:17:51

Notice how all the dates are on the same day of the month.

Judgment Day: 5/21/11
End of the World:10/21/11
2012:12/21/12

It's the fucking Illuminati!

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:19:12

I thought judgment day was last year during the fall, I cannot keep up with these dates.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:19:34

At 4/24/11 05:59 PM, mattuiop wrote: Rapture and Judgment Day on May 21, followed by the actual END OF THE WORLD later in October.

We all know that won't happen because the world ends on December 21, 2012.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:21:02

People just start making guesses in hope that they are right. Hell i could do that.

The world will end sometime between April 24 2011 and January 1 9999.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:23:36

No one knows when the world will end and these are just getting annoying. Let them think that is when the world is going to end.

also no one has mentioned Rush 2112?

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:27:52

I thought it was Dec 2012?


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:29:20

At 4/24/11 06:27 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I thought it was Dec 2012?

They think the Rapture is in May while the destruction of the world is on December 21st 2011.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:30:03

If you want to learn more bullshit about the rapture. Click Here!

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:30:16

At 4/24/11 06:27 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I thought it was Dec 2012?

They got tired of waiting so they made something new up.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:32:10

At 4/24/11 06:17 PM, Piggler wrote: It's the fucking Illuminati!

*facepalm*


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:33:13

At 4/24/11 06:12 PM, Piggler wrote: Notice how all the dates are on the same day of the month.

Judgment Day: 5/21/11
End of the World:10/21/11
2012:12/21/12

It's the fucking Illuminati!

I think its something to do with binary. they always use 1's and 2's because 1 and 0 is like on/off, and the extra 1 to determine 1st and 2nd to make it make sense to the ancients.

making sense here?
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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:33:45

At 4/24/11 06:32 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 4/24/11 06:17 PM, Piggler wrote: It's the fucking Illuminati!
*facepalm*

Why doesn't anyone believe me?!

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:36:57

At 4/24/11 06:33 PM, Piggler wrote:
At 4/24/11 06:32 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 4/24/11 06:17 PM, Piggler wrote: It's the fucking Illuminati!
*facepalm*
Why doesn't anyone believe me?!

Because you touch yourself at night...

I believe you though.
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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:40:13

At 4/24/11 06:33 PM, Piggler wrote: Why doesn't anyone believe me?!

Because you're following a herd of sheep that believe the wolf is just behind the tree and he's going to eat you if you're not too careful.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:40:57

Well if so I'm breaking the law on May 20th.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:48:54

At 4/24/11 06:03 PM, mothballs wrote: It wouldn't piss me off if it didn't affect my everyday life, but it does. All the laws of the US
laws of the US
the US

Continue.

are based off of Christianity, as well as the average social minds.
average social minds.
average = american.

Generalization.

It makes this world
this world

You imply that everyone in the world thinks and acts like people who live in the US.

so fucking stupid, and all these ignorant assholes don't even know what they're talking about when they mention things that are socially acceptable.

And it's still a common belief that the US is the best country in the world.


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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:51:46

At 4/24/11 06:48 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: And it's still a common belief that the US is the best country in the world.

nah. Its just that a large religious group in america believe in the rapture.
We are here to prove them wrong!

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 18:52:23

I've made some calculations everyone.

5/21/2011>>>5+2+1+2+1+1=12

10/21/2011>>>>1+2+1+2+1+1=8

12/21/2012>>>>1+2+2+1+2+1+2=11

12,8,11 translates to 12/8/2011. This means that something bad will happen on December, 8th 2011.

Q.E.D, bitches.

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Response to 2011 Judgement Day Thread!!! 2011-04-24 19:00:02

At 4/24/11 06:52 PM, Piggler wrote:
12/21/2012>>>>1+2+2+1+2+1+2=11

I got to prepare myself for this date... 11 is illuminati's favorite number.