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So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:36:18 Reply

For the record, it tasted kind of salty-sour. Like, really salty. It was also warm.

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:37:13 Reply

Bear...? Is that you?

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:37:31 Reply

That's what I always assumed, I guess.


Just when you think it's safe to eat at a friends house...
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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:39:16 Reply

Next,try eating your poop,then your cum (no offence),then your blood,then your own flesh.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:39:59 Reply

When I was about 7 years old, I took a drop of my own urine and tasted it, as I was peeing. It was quite salty.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:40:28 Reply

Sun is going down.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:41:29 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:40 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sun is going down.

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH I GET IT!

sorry, i just wanted to be a part of something...
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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:44:22 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:43 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Urine is sterile and drinkable in the first 5 minutes. After that, it fills with bacteria.

So as i expected, it's at its freshest direct from your dick.

or ladyslot, whatever
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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:44:33 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:41 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:40 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!

Found fresh water


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:49:03 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:44 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:41 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:40 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
Found fresh water

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!

So lightning does strike twice!
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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:54:27 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:49 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:44 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:41 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:40 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
Found fresh water
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!

Caught a rabbit.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:56:04 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:54 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:49 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:44 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:41 PM, megakill wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:40 PM, Lorkas wrote: Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
Found fresh water
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!
Caught a rabbit.

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:57:22 Reply

Someone call Bear Grylls!

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 18:57:45 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:56 PM, megakill wrote:
Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
Found fresh water
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!
Caught a rabbit.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!

Okay that's enough for now.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 19:01:59 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:57 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:56 PM, megakill wrote:
Sun is going down.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!!
Found fresh water
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!!!
Caught a rabbit.
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!
Okay that's enough for now.

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 19:25:23 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:39 PM, SSIICCOO wrote: Next,try eating your poop,then your cum

If you received piss, cum, and shit in your face/mouth, and in that order, I would call it getting gold, silver, and bronze.

So i just drank my own piss

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 19:27:40 Reply

I think this goes here.

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 19:31:06 Reply

Salt comes out of pretty much every body fluid you can imagine. You ever tasted your tears? You can taste the salt in them as well as the salt in the sweat you have. I don't recall tasting any salt whenever I mistakenly tasting my own blood. Trust me, urine is stuff that's supposed to be out of you, so you should never put something that came out of you back into you. That just isn't the way nature intended you to work.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-20 21:18:29 Reply

At 4/20/11 07:27 PM, Spawnah wrote: I think this goes here.

Well now you've killed it. Well done, WELL DONE.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 05:09:46 Reply

Urine contains urea and water, so basically whenever you taste your own sweat (which also has urea but in lower concentrations), you taste urine, except you don't realize that, and so one thinks sweat is much better than urine, when they're really the same, with a few differences.
Now, what were you saying?


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 05:48:33 Reply

Welcum to da club

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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:07:51 Reply

Well, I guess someone on the internet had to.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:16:47 Reply

I drank my own cum.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:36:01 Reply

At 4/21/11 09:16 AM, Cootie wrote: I drank my own cum.

Why doesn´t this sound surprising to me?
Still wondering how some people get the idea to drink their own piss without being in a situation where it´s the only thing left to drink..


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:51:11 Reply

What's wrong with water?


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:54:21 Reply

I ate grass once.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 09:57:46 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:39 PM, SSIICCOO wrote: Next,try eating your poop,then your cum

Dude what the fuck?

(no offence)

Oh okay.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 10:07:17 Reply

I once watched a television show that had a segment on people who drank their own urine. There was this holistic healer who woke up every morning and took his morning piss into a cup and drank it right back down. He said something about urine containing unabsorbed vitamins and left over hormones or some shit like that. Which, I guess isn't completely untrue, but that doesn't change the fact that it's fucking disgusting.

The best part was when this woman walked into his clinic with an earache and his cure was to have her pee in a cup so he could use an eyedropper to squirt her piss into her ear. Then he coaxed her into downing the rest of her piss. She took it like a champ.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 10:10:31 Reply

At 4/20/11 06:43 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Urine is sterile and drinkable in the first 5 minutes. After that, it fills with bacteria.

One day someone will find out that all those bacteria provide the exact nutrients we need to enter the next stage of evolution.


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Response to So i just drank my own piss 2011-04-21 10:12:44 Reply

At 4/21/11 10:10 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 4/20/11 06:43 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Urine is sterile and drinkable in the first 5 minutes. After that, it fills with bacteria.
One day someone will find out that all those bacteria provide the exact nutrients we need to enter the next stage of evolution.

Yes, because in reality evolution works just like it does in the Pokemon games. Someone toss me a fucking Thunderstone. I've got some evolving to do.


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