Here's a challenge.

[Buoy]

Write at least a small paragraph of text which incorporates the phrase "but does God wear pants?" in a context where it sounds like a reasonable and not at all silly question.

[Buoy]

At 4/20/11 04:58 PM, Addict wrote: you lied about your age to become a moderator didn't you

all right fuck you and fuck this, I'll never post in General again.

[Necrodeath]

At 4/20/11 04:58 PM, Addict wrote: you lied about your age to become a moderator didn't you

He's not a Mod you idiot. I bet you don't even wear pants...But does god wear pants?

[Light]

At 4/20/11 05:00 PM, SBB wrote:

At 4/20/11 04:58 PM, Addict wrote: you lied about your age to become a moderator didn't you

all right fuck you and fuck this, I'll never post in General again.

Stop your bitching.

"DOES GOD WEAR PANTS?"

There, are you happy SBB?

[Dromedary]

At 4/20/11 05:00 PM, SBB wrote: all right fuck you and fuck this, I'll never post in General again.

Shame, I enjoyed reading your posts.

At 4/20/11 05:00 PM, Necrodeath wrote: He's not a Mod you idiot.

Go back in time a few years, it might stop yourself from making that stupid post.

[All-American-Badass]

In some paintings depicting God, he wears a robe of some sort. There were people who wondered after seeing those paintings, "Does God wear pants?"

[Slint]

Think about this.

You consider me God.

And I don't wear pants.

But God Itself does.

So does God wear pants?

[Makakaov]

At 4/20/11 04:57 PM, SBB wrote: Write at least a small paragraph of text which incorporates the phrase "but does God wear pants?" in a context where it sounds like a reasonable and not at all silly question.

You ask me why i came to church without pants? Well you see god has created a man in his own image, he gave us all those organs, limbs along with abilities which they give, he gave us free will, feelings, and personalities, but does god wear pants?

[Necrodeath]

At 4/20/11 05:01 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 4/20/11 05:00 PM, SBB wrote: all right fuck you and fuck this, I'll never post in General again.

Shame, I enjoyed reading your posts.

At 4/20/11 05:00 PM, Necrodeath wrote: He's not a Mod you idiot.

Go back in time a few years, it might stop yourself from making that stupid post.

I've barely been on Newgrounds half-a-year. Cut me some slack.

[Slint]

Fuck "but".

[joeyjoah]

At 4/20/11 05:03 PM, Addict wrote: a long time ago he lied about his age to become a moderator

I'm pretty sure age doesn't matter; or even ability sometimes. In the case of Transformer, all that he asked was 'Does God wear pants?' and he was rewarded with modship.

[UltimateSavior]

God wears a shirt, but does God wear pants?

Amidoinitrite

[Dromedary]

At 4/20/11 05:05 PM, Necrodeath wrote: I've barely been on Newgrounds half-a-year. Cut me some slack.

No. Think before you post.

[Burger-King-RoFL]

Once upon a time, there lived a user from some other place that was not America whose username was SBB. He was a cheeky fellow because he signed up on Newgrounds when he was 11 years old or some shit like that and made his user's age 3 years older. He became an Audio moderator at the age of 12 and also became a Forum moderator at the age of 13. SBB told an admin to destroy his rank and SBB told himself, "But does God wear pants?".
THE FUCKING END

[Light]

At 4/20/11 05:05 PM, Necrodeath wrote:
I've barely been on Newgrounds half-a-year. Cut me some slack.

Cutting slack is not what us veteran NG users do. If you're confident enough to call others idiots with regard to supposedly getting the facts wrong, be prepared to defend yourself in an argument here.

We're relentless. ;)

[Necrodeath]

At 4/20/11 05:13 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 4/20/11 05:05 PM, Necrodeath wrote:
I've barely been on Newgrounds half-a-year. Cut me some slack.

Cutting slack is not what us veteran NG users do. If you're confident enough to call others idiots with regard to supposedly getting the facts wrong, be prepared to defend yourself in an argument here.

We're relentless. ;)

Kay, here's my argument. He referred to him being a mod in present-tense. When the more accurate term would be to refer to him as a past mod. Or does he use a different account for modding...I'm so confused. I suppose I should feel accepted or something...

[yonokowhat]

We all know who wears the "pants" in the familiy but does god wear pants?

[joeyjoah]

At 4/20/11 05:18 PM, Otto wrote:

At 4/20/11 05:10 PM, Addict wrote: Sign-Up: 11/20/10

get out please

I was Transformers first lock and ban, minutes after he was modded I made a parodying thread. Successful it was.

I do remember a 'Why I Should Make A Parody Thread' a while back.
And I'm not sure why I feel like I have to tell you this, but sign-up date means almost nothing. I just didn't choose to make an account until a while later for various reasons.

[Dromedary]

At 4/20/11 05:20 PM, Necrodeath wrote: Kay, here's my argument. He referred to him being a mod in present-tense. When the more accurate term would be to refer to him as a past mod.

Note addict said - "You liedabout your age to becomea moderator, didn't you?"
Not - "You're lyingabout your age in order to remain a moderator, aren't you?"

You're not helping yourself, my boy.

[Necrodeath]

I formally apologize to everyone in this thread.

[Light]

At 4/20/11 05:20 PM, Necrodeath wrote:
Kay, here's my argument. He referred to him being a mod in present-tense. When the more accurate term would be to refer to him as a past mod. Or does he use a different account for modding...I'm so confused. I suppose I should feel accepted or something...

You still fucked up.

What Addict said was technically correct, but not specific with regard to time. Ergo, you lose. :P

[Graduation]

At 4/20/11 05:40 PM, Necrodeath wrote: I formally apologize to everyone in this thread.

Protip: Don't come on the forums insulting people because all the other "cool" kids are doing it.

It just makes you look like an ass. Instead, try to be informative, helpful, and generate discussion with your posts.

It makes everyone's lives easier than all these kids who come on the forums spouting their insecurities all over the forums between "fuck you" and "dumbass".