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You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:08:02 Reply

You have exactly 60 seconds to live. ( Inspiration from " Source Code " ) what do you do ?

I would take around 20 seconds to quickly send a text to my whole family ( attached text ) telling them how much I loved them and knew they loved me.

Then I would crank open a beer, sit down comfortably on the sofa ( 20 seconds ) and pretend as if I have 60 years left to live. All chilled out, sipping that beer for around 20 seconds before I go.

What do you do ?

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:08:32 Reply

Fap.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:10:02 Reply

Spam post on Newgrounds.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:11:12 Reply

I would probably so shocked that i couldn't do a thing anymore.


Example of my singing here

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:14:05 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:08 AM, Armour wrote: What do you do ?
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Spend 60 seconds explaining to you in detail exactly why this is annoying.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:21:22 Reply

Probably what OP did.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:22:28 Reply

I would eat a pizza...

Mmmmmm...Pizzaaaaa...

Thanks Chdonga for the signature. <3

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:24:09 Reply

Fap.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:26:22 Reply

I would just activate that backdoor program I installed in government computers, which would automatically initiate a nuclear attack on all of the major cities of the U.S. I'm taking you fuckers with me...


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:26:37 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:14 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
At 4/20/11 10:08 AM, Armour wrote: What do you do ?
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Spend 60 seconds explaining to you in detail exactly why this is annoying.

Thats great because while you are doing that I would be doing what I said I would be doing, which means your unfinished detailed message will be ignored as you have decided to do that over writing something to your family.

I am glad something I wrote was more important than your family.
Woop !

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:35:29 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:26 AM, Armour wrote:
At 4/20/11 10:14 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
At 4/20/11 10:08 AM, Armour wrote: What do you do ?
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Spend 60 seconds explaining to you in detail exactly why this is annoying.
Thats great because while you are doing that I would be doing what I said I would be doing
Woop !

hey man that's really cool man don't let me stop you man go for it 4/20 man woeop lameo fam so cool mom iheartu ty 4 being ther 4 me 4/20 man mad blunt beeeeeeeer LAMEO.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:42:22 Reply

Probably make a facebook status

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:45:32 Reply

Make a Facebook account so facebook wouldn't keep bugging me even when i'm dead that so and so has started playing PoopVille.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:45:41 Reply

spend 59 seconds finding out a way to dig myself put of this shit I've got myself into. 1 second left I'll give up gotta have a wee break before I bite the bullet.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:45:50 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:08 AM, Armour wrote: You have exactly 60 seconds to live. ( Inspiration from " Source Code " ) what do you do ?

Just thinking about my good life and praying for all the people I know, there is nothing else I would wish to do in my last seconds on earth.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 10:49:21 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:35 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: hey man that's really cool man don't let me stop you man go for it 4/20 man woeop lameo fam so cool mom iheartu ty 4 being ther 4 me 4/20 man mad blunt beeeeeeeer LAMEO.

Awhhh, im sure they would say they loved you back.

You have 60 seconds to live.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:04:14 Reply

I would spend my last 60 seconds to kill as many people as I could. I don't see the harm, They're going to die anyway. That is if this 60 second thing applys to everybody. If not I'd probibly just use it to lunge wildly at the pope.

I consider that time well spent.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:04:38 Reply

Go to sleep and then go down 3 dream levels. Once there, I'd off myself.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:05:06 Reply

Just enough time to finish my bowl of cereal.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:05:40 Reply

At 4/20/11 10:08 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Fap.

What the OP did in the first 20 seconds then this.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:06:56 Reply

I'd get in the most dignified position possible and await death.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:07:17 Reply

Probably freak out then die.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:08:26 Reply

Live stream fap till i died ... .. .


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:08:42 Reply

How many of these threads do we have now?


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:11:31 Reply

Hopefully be near some DMT and smoke that shit as soon as possible!!! and trip balls and your last lets say 45 seconds of your life will last like 30 minutes!!


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:17:52 Reply

Read the last pages of the Bible while inducing myself with some Ferrero Rocher.

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:19:30 Reply

At 4/20/11 11:17 AM, Tycrane wrote: Read the last pages of the Bible while inducing myself with some Ferrero Rocher.

That´s the spirit! Proud to see that you find hope in your beliefs!


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:38:54 Reply

id post "OH FUCK" on facebook go shit and piss fast as possible then get an erection


I'm an instigator

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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 11:56:23 Reply

Out of panic, I'd waste my time trying to figure out what to do.


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Response to You have 60 seconds to live. 2011-04-20 12:04:24 Reply

I would take around 20 seconds to quickly send a text to my whole family ( attached text ) telling them how much I loved them and knew they loved me.

why does everyone always say this

are you guys seriously gay or something?


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