Sometimes people do things which go on to define them for the rest of their life. Neil Armstrong will always be 'the first person to set foot on the Moon', while Tim Berners-Lee is forever 'the man who created the World Wide Web'.
Unfortunately, it's not always such an impressive and positive achievement which people are remembered for... just ask the man who will from now be known as 'the guy who burst into flames in a porn shop'.
That's right, a man who was watching videos in a private booth at a San Francisco porn shop (apparently he'd never heard of the Internet) is said to have burst into flames while doing, erm, whatever he was doing.
That must have been some crazy-good porn!
Also nice copy pasta.
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I thought spontaneous combustion was a myth.
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There must've been some hot action.
At 4/18/11 08:45 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I thought spontaneous combustion was a myth.
I think he was masturbating and the lighter in his pocket was flicked and he caught fire.
That's funny, I wanna light on fire while pulling my dick.
Yeah, whatever.
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At 4/18/11 08:46 PM, Oolaph wrote: There must've been some hot action.
He must have gotten carpet burn.
At 4/18/11 08:51 PM, EpicFail wrote: That's funny, I wanna light on fire while pulling my dick.
But your dick would be gone.
Guess he'll learn to not use so much oil next time. And he shouldn't have had that box of tissues so close.
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I figured the internet had destroyed all the porn shops by now.
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At 4/18/11 08:54 PM, Originalcharacter wrote:At 4/18/11 08:46 PM, Oolaph wrote: There must've been some hot action.He must have gotten carpet burn.
When he got home, he and his girlfriend got into a heated argument.
It was a sign from God telling him what he was doing was sinful.
Hilarious
I've gotten carpet burn before but blimey...
His hand must have broken the sound barrier to have caused that amount of heat.
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Man bursts into flames in porn shop -- has nothing to do with sins or God
lol. Now there will be a shitstorm about this because they insisted on titling the article that despite the fact the article itself says nothing like that.
I dont even.
This is how I wanna die just the exploding into flames part. Kinda like how The End dies in MGS3.
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At 4/19/11 01:03 AM, smeagol1 wrote: This is how I wanna die just the exploding into flames part. Kinda like how The End dies in MGS3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TokCV4W_
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At 4/19/11 01:00 AM, AngryCat wrote: Man bursts into flames in porn shop -- has nothing to do with sins or God
lol. Now there will be a shitstorm about this because they insisted on titling the article that despite the fact the article itself says nothing like that.
Yeah, God was at the back of my mind before I read the title. As for the guy, he must've been thinking about really hot things.
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Oh I almost forgot, they need to test this on Mythbusters?
I dont even.
"Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames."
Thats a fortunate spontaneous combustion!
That will teach that sinner not do evil God defying things
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How the hell did that happen? Is it the friction from wanking? I guess I'll call this the "Wanker Effect". It's a scientific breakthrough.
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Must have been the hottest porn ever.
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