My Ass

[UltimateSavior]

It itches

I'm holding a contest because my ass is itching. Hard. Everyone on the site will be splitting up into teams; guys, you're shirts, everyone else, skins.

The goal is to scratch my itchy ass, and whoever scratches my ass the best is the winner, along with their team.

Whatever team wins receives my dearest gratitude, which is like eight thousand nine hundred ninety nine gold medals.

The individual that scratches my ass the best wins a bajillion $'s. Sorta.

Now, this is no easy task. My ass is a hard ass to plea-
wait.
shit.

My ass is a, um, uh, my ass is an ass which whenever it has an itch is rough to make it go away. There will be at least two weeks planning by each team, with techniques involved and plans as well. If you wish for a base in which your team formulates these plans, then you will all have to at least pay $100 each for me to give you one.

GO, my minions, the itch is burning ever so more with each tick of the clock!

[Shade]

Dat ass.

[Thilon]

Challenge accepted.

[SqueezyLemon]

At 4/18/11 06:37 PM, Shade wrote: Dat ass.

I'd let that scout touch my ass anytime.

[RubberTrucky]

You should make a flash game about this.

[N30Chaos]

So I have to waste time and money, collaborate with a bunch of people I hate, and use my head for trivial things just to indulge your need for a non-itchy buttocks?

Sounds like a fair trade, I guess...

[Viktor]

I enjoyed the part about girls being Skins, other than that I must leave because Gagsy will be here soon.

[UltimateSavior]

Huh.

What happened to that "Unfunny n unoriginal" comment?

Oh welz.

[111122223138]

At 4/18/11 06:47 PM, Viktor wrote: I enjoyed the part about girls being Skins, other than that I must leave because Gagsy will be here soon.

Doh!