Your most awkard moment

[unconsidered]

In your life?

Mine was in my hometown. I'm actually a good piano player, I got about as good as my favorite performer, John Schmidt. And fortunatly for me, John Schmidt was coming over for a show in my hometown, and of course I went.

The event was being held at the high school, and my band teacher was hosting the event. At the begining of the concert, my band teacher announced that the company that I was currently working for was sponsering the event, and asked if there was anyone who was from the company here.

I slowly raised my hand. He then stated to go ahead and stand up, so I did. Everyone started to clap, and I was the only one standing up. That was so odd.

Well there is my 2 cents, whats yours?

[GiantDouche]

the only way I could see that being awkward is if you happen to be completely socially retarded

OMG I STOOD UP AND OTHER PEOPLE DIDN'T!!!!

[UltimateSavior]

Since roughly 75% of these would have been about talking to girls, if I had not posted that as a notification, that would have been quite the thread ruiner. But since I stated 75% of them would have been talking to girls, people are going to try and prove me wrong, hence the "would have been", in which case my plan worked.

Typing that was pretty awkward.

[RubberTrucky]

Tough cookie. Fortunately all the times I accidentally run naked into a huge audience are my dreams.

Hmm, I have to say when my foot+shoe became stuck while I was pulling my jeans up in a haste. They had to call in other people to get me out of my pants.

Also, this once I shat myself continuously in public, but I caught a bad case of gastro-enteritis and was like 8 or so.

[RalphieUJ]

I was in 4th grade and I had a urge to burp, and when I did it the prettiest girl was passing by and I let out this huge burp right in her ear. All she said was "Ewwwww gross" and looked at me with this look of disgust.

Good times.

At 4/18/11 05:04 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: stuff

wat

[Shade]

I was in a preformance for Rememberance Day (Veteran's Day for you 'merkins.) an it was all rather serious and the guy next to me popped a boner. Yeah. Awkward.

[Rallard]

My life is full of awkward moments, so I'm not sure just one stands out.

Most recently was Saturday. On the way to a bar I was pregaming in my friend's car and spilled my drink all over my pants. Normally walking into a bar looking like you pissed yourself is embarrassing enough, but it only got worse.

After ordering a drink I suddenly had to piss for reals, so I went to the bathroom. On the way out I noticed a girl I had a fling with in my early teens, who I haven't seen in like 6 or 7 years. We were like two feet away and staring at each other, but I didn't say anything, and my pants were still wet.

Shit sucked.

[Mrmongooseman]

At 4/18/11 05:40 PM, Rallard wrote: My life is full of awkward moments, so I'm not sure just one stands out.

this

[CaptainJimStabby]

Should have been awkward but I found it quite funny.

Went into the bakery down town and asked for a Gypsy Tart, the woman took the last one from the tray and called to her colleague in the kitchen, "That's the last of the Gypsys." and I said "Haha, I wish!" then I looked around and everyone in the place was glaring at me.

[N30Chaos]

I figure the most awkward moments are when you crack a joke and then there is dead silence. I've been met with this result very few times currently, but it has happened before.

Anyway, the first thing that usually comes to mind is when one time in 1st grade I was taking a test, when I felt a pain in my stomach. I knew right then I had to take a shit, but it was odd to me because I didn't eat breakfast that day. I tried to hold it in for a long time, as we couldn't leave the room during the test, and I let out a huge fart that the whole class heard. I looked behind me and saw a couple kids that could barely hold in their laughter. Anyway, I asked to go to the nurse, and I ended up pushing the shit out before I even managed to take off my boxers yet. A small amount of it ended up on them, and I dropped a huge log into the toilet. I ended up having to go through the rest of the day with crapped up boxers thankfully no one smelled. If that isn't awkward, nothing is.

Another time in 1st grade, I had gotten dressed into my uniform in the morning. I felt something in my ass, and I figured it was just a fart. I pushed, and I ended up shitting my pants. Fortunately, we managed to clean my pants before the bus came, so I went through school with no problems. Still, that was the most intense morning I've ever had.

[Chdonga]

At 4/18/11 05:07 PM, Bees wrote: one time my cousin came into my english class and tried to make me take my hood off and she's short and i was sitting down so she lunges at me and i push her back with one hand but unfortunately my hand landed on her tit and i was like :O

I have a worse time. One time I was at gym and I saw a girl's b*tt and my peepee started getting really big and hard and the girl saw and smiled at it. She's been real close to me now. She's always looking at my peepee licking her lips and stuff. I think she wants to eat it!

[Necrodeath]

At 4/18/11 04:59 PM, unconsidered wrote:

I slowly raised my hand. He then stated to go ahead and stand up, so I did. Everyone started to clap, and I was the only one standing up. That was so odd.

While you were standing, you should've belted out a few verses of, " Red Red Wine".

[Luke]

Every time I leave my house..
I just don't belong with society.

[Pimpella]

One time, I went with my friends to the beach. But i was totally wasted and shit. So after some swimming, I walked out of the water. But, My penis was hanging out of my swimming shorts ( I seriously still don't know how the fuck that happend) and everyone was looking at me, saying absolutely nothing.

And i noticed that everyone was looking down to my shorts, So i slowly moved my head down and saw what the hell happend.....

Seriously, People still confront me with that....