Cows Make Meth

[UltimateSavior]

So, as some of you may or may not know, cow's make methane. I learned this in my Science class last Thursday. Why I am telling you this now I dunno.

So, anyway, my teach is one of those guys who is a pervert and likes to use power points with fancy backgrounds. So, we were going through the PP (was about gases in the atmosphere) then it said examples.

I took one look at the page and I said
"Cows make meth???"

To which the druggies in the class lolled.
Don't get me wrong, that wasn't a joke. The background on the power point was one of those fading blue colors, only it turned to black instead of white in the corners. The text was also black.

It said "Cows produce methane" in the bottom, where the black was the biggest. And because the black was the biggest there, it cut off the "ane" part of methane, because the text was black and the black was the biggest where it was.

I am bolding "The black is the biggest" for emphasis, you pervert.

So anyway there is my story in which I plan on making a best selling inspirational novel and a movie then some crappy spin off video games which ruin the main plot but whatever, as long as i get my money. And people will DIG it when I put "Based on a True Story" because thats what some people do, and fantasize about.

I will not be calling my novel "The Black is the Biggest", by the way. The title is up to you I guess.

[The-Great-One]

Hey did you know that even some humans produce methane as well.

Kind of misleading thread title, but not entirely?

[TJR423]

You really expect to be successful to write a novel and a video game spinoff about cows and cocks?

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

At 4/18/11 02:39 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Hey did you know that even some humans produce methane as well.

Kind of misleading thread title, but not entirely?

In one sitting of Age of Empires 3 I could produce enough methane to choke a 67 mile radius.

Yes I do shit my pants when the swarms of cavalry come charging in. I wonder if the Newground'ers will shit themselves accordingly in the AOE3 tournament coming up soon. Only time will tell!

[TechnoHound]

Heh, your teacher is silly for not proof reading. If that works in the form of powerpoints.

[ChaRee]

At 4/18/11 02:42 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Yes I do shit my pants when the swarms of cavalry come charging in. I wonder if the Newground'ers will shit themselves accordingly in the AOE3 tournament coming up soon. Only time will tell!

Shut the fuck up, your tournament sucks. Make it AoE2.

[BlackmarketKraig]

At 4/18/11 02:39 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Hey did you know that even some humans produce methane as well.

Kind of misleading thread title, but not entirely?

Actually, all plant-eating animals produce methane, but cows produce the VAST majority of animal methane emissions.

[POTaTOS]

There is a difference between meth and methane. Dumbass.

[Slint]

Did you bold "black" and "biggest" expecting to be clever?

[Nerdonk]

Favorite 2011 user selected.

[Wolfos]

Which is why I propose aliens as the solution for global warming!

[semeieseed]

At 4/18/11 03:17 PM, Wolfos wrote: Which is why I propose aliens as the solution for global warming!

Genius good sir!

[SubparTony]

At 4/18/11 02:38 PM, UltimateSavior wrote:

And people will DIG it when I put "Based on a True Story" because thats what some people do, and fantasize about.

people will say " it can't be true"

[Chippix]

yo, i smell oscars for you bud :)

[UltimateSavior]

At 4/18/11 03:27 PM, semeieseed wrote:

At 4/18/11 03:17 PM, Wolfos wrote: Which is why I propose aliens as the solution for global warming!

Genius good sir!

Well I lol'fd.

Contributing back to the main story, at the time of this life changing event, I heard one of the druggies in my class saying how they're going to a farm to get some meth over spring break, I'm like "____" because i didn't say anything, there fore nothing to put in the quotes.

Also I think I have discovered the picture for my front cover for my award winning novel turned movie turned crappy videogame spin off, but is only going to be used for the novel because I don't think I've seen a movie based off an award winning novel based off a true story using the same front image, usually its a different thing but oh well here it is

[GiantDouche]

I am not thankful for much but I thank Jesus every day that I have had an interesting enough life where I can tell stories that aren't insanely fucking boring.

[UltimateSavior]

At 4/18/11 04:54 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

I am not thankful for much but I thank Jesus every day that I have had an interesting enough life where I can tell stories that aren't insanely fucking boring.

Lol, seems appropriate.

Anyways ninjas.