What do you have in your pocket, NG

[Spilda-Bongwata]

I have a Blackberry Bold 9800 and 270 dollars.

You are as poor as you are drunk and Irish.

Go clean yourself you filthy animal.

Then go bobbing for apples in a bathtub of citric acid, and rid us of your pathetic presence.

[Lagatag]

My cock

I cut a hole in my pockets so I jack off in public

[mothballs]

Headband and a wristband. I just played tennis today, and I'm too much of a lazy fuck to shower afterwards.

[Dromedary]

At 4/17/11 08:39 PM, mothballs wrote: Headband and a wristband. I just played tennis today, and I'm too much of a lazy fuck to shower afterwards.

You're the pinnacle of hygiene.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 4/17/11 08:39 PM, Lagatag wrote: My cock

I cut a hole in my pockets so I jack off in public

Useful tip, I might cut mine out tonight. You learn something new everyday!

[Loki]

Wow, 270$ !! so rich!!!

[ChaRee]

Nothing. I'm naked.

Seriously.

[SlapAHo]

I'm in my boxers so I don't have any.

[RacistBassist]

Phone. Wallet. Keys. And an earring I've never seen before

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 4/17/11 08:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wow, 270$ !! so rich!!!

Richer than you, dink!

Come at me brah

[Simple]

I'm in pyjama bottoms. I have pockets but I don't have anything in them. I do however have my phone next to me.

[Ryan]

Who keeps that amount of money on hand? That's retarded.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 4/17/11 08:51 PM, Ryan wrote: Who keeps that amount of money on hand? That's retarded.

I'm at home, and haven't got around to putting it in my stash box. I only got home 3 hours ago, and I hardly go to my room during the evening.

[Mizzjuicyflava]

nothing. I'm in my Betty Boop night shirt

[Dromedary]

At 4/17/11 08:53 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote: my stash box.

There's these things called banks, you put money in them.

[Mezmerization]

air.

and some leftovers form the dead hooker that I used to feed my 12 starving children.

[ThePhantomGamer]

Nothing right now.

[sixflab]

I currently have some Blistex Herbal chap stick, a white and black Bic pen, and my wallet which has $84 and my drivers license in it. This is pretty standard for me. I'd have my phone and keys with me if I went outside of the house but they aren't needed indoors.

[Loki]

At 4/17/11 08:49 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote:

At 4/17/11 08:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wow, 270$ !! so rich!!!

Richer than you, dink!

Come at me brah

I have like 1010$ in my wallet. Canadian, so like 1100 US.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 4/17/11 09:09 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/17/11 08:49 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote:

At 4/17/11 08:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wow, 270$ !! so rich!!!

Richer than you, dink!

Come at me brah

I have like 1010$ in my wallet. Canadian, so like 1100 US.

Then you my friend are ballin'. Keep in mind my money is Canadian as well and I have 550 all together. I don't like or use bank accounts.

[Hyenic]

I have keys to my truck in my pocket. And a pack of gum.

[Shade]

A Swiss Army Knife. That's it.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

lol you guys are all fags who carries a blade nowadays? where do you live, dublin?

i dont carry weapons with me, but when i do i bring something worthwile like an extendo or a good old fashioned baseball bat

[GoryBlizzard]

I just took everything out of my pockets, laid them out on my desk, and will let this picture speak for itself.

[darthhaze]

i have lots of lint in my pocket

[Chippix]

i got sum pistuls ^_0

[AgroNurse]

Meh. Work pockets.

[Magical-Zorse]

I wearing boxers right now so I don't have any pockets.

[Zooloo75]

3 Pencils. One mechanical, one without an eraser, and one normal pencil.

[Thilon]

Two pencils and a switchblade comb.