Be a Supporter!

Fapping = Good For You?

  • 1,592 Views
  • 54 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
GodOfVideoGames
GodOfVideoGames
  • Member since: Feb. 26, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Game Developer
Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:11 AM Reply

READ

I guess that would be a good excuse if someone ever catches you doing it.

Discuss.

Gobblemeister
Gobblemeister
  • Member since: Sep. 19, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 11
Musician
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:12 AM Reply

Tell that to my frictions burns, zing!

D:

iateamexican
iateamexican
  • Member since: Mar. 11, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:13 AM Reply

the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

So.. porn stars are going to get throat cancer?


BBS Signature
RubberTrucky
RubberTrucky
  • Member since: Mar. 27, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:15 AM Reply

But then I'd still have to explain why I was doing it on the bus.


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

BBS Signature
irishiweredrunk
irishiweredrunk
  • Member since: Sep. 6, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:16 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 06:13 AM, iateamexican wrote: the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

So.. porn stars are going to get throat cancer?

The only way to get cancer from another person is if they donate you an organ that has a cancer in it, which no doctor would do.

Cancer is not contageous.

Lintire
Lintire
  • Member since: Aug. 21, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:18 AM Reply

It also stops us from killing people. You know, from sexual frustration and all. Just saying.

GodOfVideoGames
GodOfVideoGames
  • Member since: Feb. 26, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Game Developer
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:21 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 06:15 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: But then I'd still have to explain why I was doing it on the bus.

Just say "But I'm preventing prostate cancer!" and you should do fine.

RubberTrucky
RubberTrucky
  • Member since: Mar. 27, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 06:24 AM Reply

This one goes out to the women.

Apparently, the gynaecologist seems more of a perv than he really is.


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

BBS Signature
ngman7
ngman7
  • Member since: Feb. 16, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:03 AM Reply

NO:

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5
3 It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; 4 that each of you should learn to control your own body[a] in a way that is holy and honorable, 5 not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God;

1 Corin. 6:18-

Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.

Makakaov
Makakaov
  • Member since: Jun. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:04 AM Reply

umm... wasn't that a commn knowledge like 5 years ago?

Atypop
Atypop
  • Member since: Sep. 7, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:06 AM Reply

I didn't need an excuse.


Pm me for a pleasant conversation or for help with anything.
Thanks to JebbaL for the awesome sig.

BBS Signature
Makakaov
Makakaov
  • Member since: Jun. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:08 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:03 AM, ngman7 wrote: NO:

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5
3 It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; 4 that each of you should learn to control your own body[a] in a way that is holy and honorable, 5 not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God;

1 Corin. 6:18-

Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.

Yeah, god also said that if you hear of a village where different god is worshiped, you mugt gather men, and raid that village killing everyone: Men, women, children, even the cattle, and then you must burn this village to the ground.

Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

ngman7
ngman7
  • Member since: Feb. 16, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:10 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

ngman7
ngman7
  • Member since: Feb. 16, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:16 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:13 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: Masturbation is REALLY GOOD for YOU

I don't care what some SECULAR DOCTOR SAYS-GOD SAYS IT IS A SIN.

Burger-King-RoFL
Burger-King-RoFL
  • Member since: Apr. 10, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:22 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:16 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 4/17/11 07:13 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: Masturbation is REALLY GOOD for YOU
I don't care what some SECULAR DOCTOR SAYS-GOD SAYS IT IS A SIN.

Video related.

Makakaov
Makakaov
  • Member since: Jun. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:27 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:10 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.
I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

You'll say something different after you will hit puberty.

ngman7
ngman7
  • Member since: Feb. 16, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 07:29 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:27 AM, Makakaov wrote:
At 4/17/11 07:10 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.
I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.
You'll say something different after you will hit puberty.

I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:31 AM Reply

Fapping is also good from your hands. All that lotion keeps mine baby soft.


BBS Signature
TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:03 AM, ngman7 wrote: Some fucking retard Christ shit.

1. Go be a Christ fag some where else

2. There is not god.


BBS Signature
Dromedary
Dromedary
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 26
Melancholy
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:42 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote: I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

At first I thought you were trolling, but by looking at your posts, I've reached the conclusion that you are in fact, mentally handicapped. Sorry you had to find out this way.


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

BBS Signature
Piggler
Piggler
  • Member since: May. 1, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 34
Artist
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:49 AM Reply

Fapping makes you break out though.


BBS Signature
MrWiggleFTW
MrWiggleFTW
  • Member since: Nov. 8, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:55 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote:
I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

Funny how he totally ignores the thing about killing a whole village...the bible says many things and if everyone totally lived up to what the bible says we would be killing people left right and centre. So stfu.


MrWiggleFTW

BBS Signature
mothballs
mothballs
  • Member since: Nov. 16, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 37
Game Developer
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:56 AM Reply

Old news. But it's not good for you if you do it too much.

RDSchley
RDSchley
  • Member since: Aug. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 03
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:14 AM Reply

God troll wins thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJaAortQF TE&feature=related

I'll bite. If you choose not to masterbate, then why do you let a book rule your life? You haven't made any decisions, your a slave and do whatever your master tells you.


It is ok to make fun of America. But if you make fun of any other country in a vague or joking way you get banned.

Markface
Markface
  • Member since: Nov. 12, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Animator
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:20 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 06:16 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: The only way to get cancer from another person is if they donate you an organ that has a cancer in it, which no doctor would do.

Cancer is not contageous.

Don't forget genetics!


[;];=]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

BBS Signature
X-TERRORIST-X
X-TERRORIST-X
  • Member since: Sep. 11, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Melancholy
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:41 AM Reply

At 4/17/11 06:11 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: READ

I guess that would be a good excuse if someone ever catches you doing it.

Discuss.

Masturbation is the devil's work.


--------------- "Disrespect women and acquire currency" ---------------

BBS Signature
GoogleChrome
GoogleChrome
  • Member since: Nov. 10, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 12:38 PM Reply

Let me accommodate your masturbation needs.

Search me.

Search me hard.

BBS Signature
TheColourAwesome
TheColourAwesome
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Audiophile
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 12:42 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 12:38 PM, GoogleChrome wrote: Let me accommodate your masturbation needs.

Search me.

Search me hard.

I just read your previous threads. You sure love Google chrome.


BBS Signature
Kanon
Kanon
  • Member since: Nov. 24, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Gamer
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 12:43 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 10:55 AM, MrWiggleFTW wrote:
At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote:
I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.
Funny how he totally ignores the thing about killing a whole village...the bible says many things and if everyone totally lived up to what the bible says we would be killing people left right and centre. So stfu.

Anyone remember the Crusades and what happened during them? Ahhh.... Good times huh?


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

BBS Signature
Psychopath
Psychopath
  • Member since: Dec. 18, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 42
Blank Slate
Response to Fapping = Good For You? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 12:44 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 06:24 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one goes out to the women.

Apparently, the gynaecologist seems more of a perv than he really is.

Hey guys, I found a picture that can help me draw better vajajas!