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At 4/17/11 04:34 PM, Wolfos wrote: @Thread title: With my dick.
Don't you mean: Through your Urethra?
At 4/17/11 03:39 PM, EggoBleeder wrote:At 4/17/11 02:51 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Sitting down, just in case I shit too.It's uncomfortable to pee sitting down with a penis.
Um... I think you're doing it wrong then. I always pee sitting down, and the only problem I have is the occasional backsplash when it comes out too fast.
I urinate so hard that I bleed from my penis and balls.
If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
Well, I can show you, let me just grab my pen off the desk...
At 4/18/11 12:03 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote:At 4/17/11 11:33 PM, Cericon wrote: I pee standing up with my hand on the fucking wall faggot.My bathroom doesn't have a wall faggot.
You really must get one, they're all the rage.
At 4/18/11 01:51 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: A little something like this.
Should I be this turned on?
At 4/18/11 01:53 AM, Gagsy wrote:At 4/18/11 01:51 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: A little something like this.Should I be this turned on?
Yes, you should be. When it is all said and done you will be a changed person.
CAREFREE WHEREVER I MAY BE
This thread seriously disturbs me. Who made this? A pedophile? A coprofagist?
Aspergers, deal with it the passive way.
At 4/18/11 03:07 AM, Scourgething wrote: This thread seriously disturbs me. Who made this? A pedophile? A coprofagist?
CAREFREE WHEREVER I MAY BE
Rube Goldberg, mother fucker.
JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS!!! You know what music to use.
At 4/18/11 09:27 AM, DiMono wrote: Rube Goldberg, mother fucker.
JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS!!! You know what music to use.co-author me
To explain the device for people who don't get it: The pee fills the first balloon, which knocks over the dominoes. The last one falls down to offset the lever below, which kicks up the other side to knock the bottom out of the first funnel. The urine then runs down the lever into the bucket, eventually overbalancing the second lever. The stationary block tips the bucket forward, and the urine runs down the ramp into the balloon. The balloon pulls its own drawstring by gravity as it fills, and when it's full and sealed it hits the button below it. The button activates the RC helicopter and the giant fan, and the helicopter raises up the balloon. The fan blows the balloon forward so it can pop on the spike, and blows all the urine into the final funnel.
i also like to use this technique, rebounding off strategically placed barriers
Chris - A.K.A me
C is for Tommo
At 4/18/11 09:51 AM, SSPBOURNE wrote: This is how I do it on the weekends.
Is that a dildo in the bed?
At 4/18/11 12:50 PM, Slint wrote:At 4/18/11 09:51 AM, SSPBOURNE wrote: This is how I do it on the weekends.Is that a dildo in the bed?
No. That is a horrendously drawn coke bottle. Vivid image though.