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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 02:51 PM Reply

Sitting down, just in case I shit too.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 03:45 PM Reply

I just stand over the toilet, unzip my pants, look around to make sure nobody's looking, then relieve myself.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 04:33 PM Reply

Morning wood can be a problem. A contraption to fit the situation? Brilliant!

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 04:34 PM Reply

@Thread title: With my dick.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 04:34 PM, Wolfos wrote: @Thread title: With my dick.

Don't you mean: Through your Urethra?

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 09:48 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 03:39 PM, EggoBleeder wrote:
At 4/17/11 02:51 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Sitting down, just in case I shit too.
It's uncomfortable to pee sitting down with a penis.

Um... I think you're doing it wrong then. I always pee sitting down, and the only problem I have is the occasional backsplash when it comes out too fast.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 09:53 PM Reply

is it normal if pee out my butt?

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 10:01 PM Reply

It sucks when I slip.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:32 PM Reply

I urinate so hard that I bleed from my penis and balls.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:33 PM Reply

I pee standing up with my hand on the fucking wall faggot.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 17th, 2011 @ 11:57 PM Reply

At 4/17/11 11:45 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote:
At 4/17/11 11:02 PM, Salnax wrote: For every poo...
You're #1 Salnax!

Hooray!

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 12:03 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote:
At 4/17/11 11:33 PM, Cericon wrote: I pee standing up with my hand on the fucking wall faggot.
My bathroom doesn't have a wall faggot.

You really must get one, they're all the rage.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 01:51 AM Reply

A little something like this.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 01:53 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 01:51 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: A little something like this.

Should I be this turned on?


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 01:56 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 01:53 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 4/18/11 01:51 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: A little something like this.
Should I be this turned on?

Yes, you should be. When it is all said and done you will be a changed person.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 01:58 AM Reply

the Harry Houdini of releasing bodily fluids

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 03:07 AM Reply

This thread seriously disturbs me. Who made this? A pedophile? A coprofagist?


Aspergers, deal with it the passive way.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 03:38 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 03:07 AM, Scourgething wrote: This thread seriously disturbs me. Who made this? A pedophile? A coprofagist?

Simple. Both.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 03:47 AM Reply

bending over with dick between legs

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 06:19 AM Reply

100% of Newgrounders will try at least 2 of these positions.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 07:28 AM Reply

I have to stand near the stairs when I go for a pee.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 08:18 AM Reply

through the mouth and out the butt.

Bear Grylls would be proud.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 08:31 AM Reply

Like everyone else. I think...

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 09:27 AM Reply

Rube Goldberg, mother fucker.

JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS!!! You know what music to use.

co-author me

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 09:29 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 09:27 AM, DiMono wrote: Rube Goldberg, mother fucker.

JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS!!! You know what music to use.

co-author me

I beg someone to make this irl

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 09:31 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 09:27 AM, DiMono wrote: Rube Goldberg, mother fucker.

JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS!!! You know what music to use.

co-author me

To explain the device for people who don't get it: The pee fills the first balloon, which knocks over the dominoes. The last one falls down to offset the lever below, which kicks up the other side to knock the bottom out of the first funnel. The urine then runs down the lever into the bucket, eventually overbalancing the second lever. The stationary block tips the bucket forward, and the urine runs down the ramp into the balloon. The balloon pulls its own drawstring by gravity as it fills, and when it's full and sealed it hits the button below it. The button activates the RC helicopter and the giant fan, and the helicopter raises up the balloon. The fan blows the balloon forward so it can pop on the spike, and blows all the urine into the final funnel.


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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 09:35 AM Reply

i also like to use this technique, rebounding off strategically placed barriers

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 09:51 AM Reply

This is how I do it on the weekends.

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Response to how do you pee? Apr. 18th, 2011 @ 11:24 AM Reply

At 4/18/11 09:51 AM, SSPBOURNE wrote: This is how I do it on the weekends.

This takes one a whole new meaning of wet dreams.