Hello! My name is LeBron James, and I'm more important than you.
That's right, I said it. Not only have I dedicated entire TV shows to my own personal decisions, but I am an important person, one above you all.
Why is that? Because I have money. In fact, when this is all over and done with, I am rich and you are not.
"But leBron, what about the championship?" Forget it. I am King James. I am entitled to sit on my rear while my team is down by 5 points. So who cares if we lost? I am still rich.
At the end of the day, I have more money than you will ever see, therefore I am a better person. And I can get away with it.