funny nick names

[aides]

hey guys whats the best nicknames you guys know?

there's a kid at my school he's chubby and his name is Colin and everyone calls him "Colin Quavers", hahaha they throw packets os quavers at him and he's like "aw come on guys" fucking idiot I hate Colin Quavers

anyway, what other ones do you know?

[Jester]

People just call me by my last name, and people did the same for my brother and dad. No idea why.

Also, my first name is Collin. SURE IS A GOOD THING NOBODY THROWS QUAVERS AT ME.

[YellowisCOOL]

my nickname is SACRED, sorry..if it wasn't sacred i'd tell u.

[aides]

At 4/15/11 04:38 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: my nickname is SACRED, sorry..if it wasn't sacred i'd tell u.

hello sacred, that's a weird nickname

hey everyone this guy is called sacred

[Jackho]

I know this guy called Fred Hanjons.
Everyone calls him Free Handjobs.
He's a dick though, so he deserves it.

[Prome]

There is a guy in my class, his name is "enis" (i'm dead serious). But i call him penis instead, he gets pretty mad but who cares.

I'm not joking, his name really is enis.

[TheTrooper5]

I know about 4 Matthews, so surnames become commonplace.

But actual 'nicknames', I know a guy called paul who is tall...so people call him 'Tall Paul'.
....

Fuck I hate everybody...

[RedCoin]

I used to work with a fat guy called pete. I called him peter the eater.

[Viktor]

Mine is Get the fuck out of my face, or you will regret it.

[Food123]

At 4/15/11 04:32 PM, aides wrote: hey guys whats the best nicknames you guys know?

there's a kid at my school he's chubby and his name is Colin and everyone calls him "Colin Quavers", hahaha they throw packets os quavers at him and he's like "aw come on guys" fucking idiot I hate Colin Quavers

How about Drewster. it is a very cute nickname

[saltovergray]

My best friend used to spit a lot due to his braces. One day somebody called him Sir SpitsAlot. We've called him that since that day.

[TholomewP]

One of my friends is from Indonesia so I call him "Chancho", fuck you in Indonesian. Chanch for short.

[Makakaov]

I declare myself a winner of this thread.

[YellowisCOOL]

At 4/15/11 04:40 PM, aides wrote:
hello sacred, that's a weird nickname

hey everyone this guy is called sacred

LOL tsk tsk tsk i suppose your nickname is AIDS

[Slint]

At 4/15/11 04:40 PM, aides wrote:

At 4/15/11 04:38 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: my nickname is SACRED, sorry..if it wasn't sacred i'd tell u.

hello sacred, that's a weird nickname

hey everyone this guy is called sacred

Oh wow, thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice in his post, as he posted exclusively for you and no one else can see.

[Alchemist94]

I've got a mate called Ryan who is dumb beyond disbelief, so we call him Neil, it's an Inbetweeners reference. Ryan is a lot dumber than Neil though.

[TightRope]

I know a fat black man with a debilitating skin disease that gives him giant boils the size of small babies. We insultingly call him Jabba the Hut.

[aides]

At 4/15/11 06:46 PM, Slint wrote:

Oh wow, thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice in his post, as he posted exclusively for you and no one else can see.

no problem man

[aides]

At 4/15/11 07:13 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: what's colin's actual last name?

Bleasdale, stupid name

[Kalabur]

aides

[Pride]

Fatty Ding-Dongs.

Best Nick Name EVAR!

[aides]

At 4/15/11 07:29 PM, Addict wrote: fuck Colin Quavers I hope he dies

I hate Colin Quavers sooooooooooooooooooooooo much

[Institutionalized]

My broseph Nick calls me "The Kiken" (a combination of kike and The Kraken)

[AgroNurse]

My boyfriend calls me Spaceship, but that's the only one I can think of.