I had to pair up with one of the teachers once because I had a note signed by my Mum. Usually, this would be bad in juvenile student terms. But Ms. Daly used to always come in with these lovely tall black boots and she used to laugh as I humped them with a timid little smile on my face, as she got dressed.
I just wish I wasn't bullied for it. I had to endure 'doing it daily' lines for months, it was mind-nummbing.
You must go to very different school to the one I went to. Specifics are important on sex day though.