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Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:08 PM Reply

I mean, you go to school, thought you were just going to study math the afternoon, and the teacher lines you up and tells you to pair up with the female classmates and have sex. I remember some kids getting laughed out because they couldn't get hard, or they had to pair up with other guys because there wasn't enough girls.

Sex day suck.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:13 PM Reply

Yeah dude, last time I got paired up with the mexican chick, and she was all dirty and unshaved down there. I hope your experience wasn't as bad.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:14 PM Reply

One can only dream.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:15 PM Reply

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:16 PM Reply

At least they checked for lice the day before.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:20 PM Reply

I had to pair up with one of the teachers once because I had a note signed by my Mum. Usually, this would be bad in juvenile student terms. But Ms. Daly used to always come in with these lovely tall black boots and she used to laugh as I humped them with a timid little smile on my face, as she got dressed.

I just wish I wasn't bullied for it. I had to endure 'doing it daily' lines for months, it was mind-nummbing.

You must go to very different school to the one I went to. Specifics are important on sex day though.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:23 PM Reply

I didn't find it too bad. Neither did the two girls I got paired with that day. Of course, now I have two kids to worry about. They're both addicted to crack, though, so I shouldn't have to put up with them for too much longer anyway.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:26 PM Reply

I don't see what you did there.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:28 PM Reply

I hated it. My teacher laughed at my request to be paired with a guy and I ended up with some fat girl that smelled like she had spent the night in a fish market.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:29 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 12:26 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: I don't see what you did there.

Me too, there are strange things happenig at some schools, I suppose...


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:33 PM Reply

I got paired with this really hot chick, but then she laughed at me because of my tiny.. penis :'(


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 12:56 PM Reply

I went to an all boys school...

Sex day wasn't fun for most of us.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:02 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 12:56 PM, deckheadtottie wrote: I went to an all boys school...

Sex day wasn't fun for most of us.

I was home schooled... :C

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:04 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 12:16 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: At least they checked for lice the day before.

but not the clap.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:05 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 01:02 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 4/13/11 12:56 PM, deckheadtottie wrote: I went to an all boys school...

Sex day wasn't fun for most of us.
I was home schooled... :C

...Good god! I'd only hope your mom made it so you had to use condoms.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:09 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 01:05 PM, Fluffington wrote: ...Good god! I'd only hope your mom made it so you had to use condoms.

It's been very standardised here for the past decade, as far as I know. All of the lower sets had to use contraception in my school, and the top sets were allowed to be a bit more free. They weren't even supervised!

Home-schooling likely has the same guidelines.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:33 PM Reply

At 4/13/11 01:05 PM, Fluffington wrote: ...Good god! I'd only hope your mom made it so you had to use condoms.

I lived with my dad... :C :C

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:41 PM Reply

My school was forced to stop sex day after some bitch got AIDS


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

I got paired with my teacher buti t was ok cuz he was a really hot bear and I got to put the harness on him and show everyone how it worked while I rammed his ass.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:47 PM Reply

I got paired up with the hottest chick in my class. Turns out she gave me AIDS. No wonder no-one wanted to be her pair. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? :'(


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:49 PM Reply

when i was paired, i got the fat ugly chick,
i, have been gay ever since


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:53 PM Reply

Getting paired with the LD kids was the worst. I told the downs girl I could remove my penis so I just watched her use a piece of chalk as a dildo for 20 minuets. It got really dusty.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:54 PM Reply

For me, everyday is sex day.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:56 PM Reply

Anal day is the worst though.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:56 PM Reply

I was late and everyone already had a partner when I got there so I had to do sex day with myself.

Cried the whole time.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 01:57 PM Reply

our day was called "fuck the faculty"

or "fuckalty" for short.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 02:33 PM Reply

I stayed after class for extra credit with the teacher

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 02:39 PM Reply

We didn't pair up. It was a whole class room activity.


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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 02:42 PM Reply

Our class did group activities.

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Response to Don't you hate sex day at school? Apr. 13th, 2011 @ 02:50 PM Reply

One time the teacher paired me with this cute girl. It was amazing. I found out later she was a dude

I've had nightmares ever since