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Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:45:56 Reply

Wouldn't it be awesome to be a Sexual Crime Vigilante, tracking down child pornographers, rapists, public masturbators, exhibitionists, gropers, voyeurs, etc., and beating the hell out of them?

I know I think it'd be awesome.

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:46:26 Reply

It'd be cool until they try to rape you.


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:46:31 Reply

What about raping the hell out of them?

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:48:02 Reply

Man, All my work as a vigilante has still gone unrecognized.

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:50:09 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:46 PM, BumFodder wrote: What about raping the hell out of them?

Well, I wouldn't, but you can always throw two of them together in a cell see what happens.

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:50:30 Reply

Oh...THAT kind of sexual crime vigilante...heh..I thought you were talking about...

Nevermind.


What?

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:50:53 Reply

You won't catch me.


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:51:05 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:45 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wouldn't it be awesome to be a Sexual Crime Vigilante, tracking down child pornographers, rapists, public masturbators, exhibitionists, gropers, voyeurs, etc., and beating them the hell off?

I know I think it'd be awesome.

Whatever floats your boat.


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:51:19 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:50 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 4/12/11 08:46 PM, BumFodder wrote: What about raping the hell out of them?
Well, I wouldn't, but you can always throw two of them together in a prison shower and see what happens.

Fixed.

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 20:51:24 Reply

"Public masturbators"

The moment I read that I figured out how hilarious it would be to beat the crap out of someone that was masturbating in public. They'd be like "what the fuck"


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:00:05 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:51 PM, BrockManson wrote: Whatever floats your boat.

Water.

At 4/12/11 08:51 PM, dx5231 wrote: The moment I read that I figured out how hilarious it would be to beat the crap out of someone that was masturbating in public. They'd be like "what the fuck"

hahah

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:08:46 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:45 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wouldn't it be awesome to be a Sexual Crime Vigilante, tracking down child pornographers, rapists, public masturbators, exhibitionists, gropers, voyeurs, etc., and beating the hell out of them?

I know I think it'd be awesome.

Does anyone else see whats wrong with this post?

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:12:28 Reply

Thats half of Newgrounds though!


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:14:15 Reply

Do you beat them off...I mean up with your giant cock?

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:17:34 Reply

At 4/12/11 09:08 PM, doom9125 wrote: Does anyone else see whats wrong with this post?

I just did.

Damn.

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:18:46 Reply

I woudlnt want to do that... however being the muscle sounds much more appealing to me... have someone find them, point them out... then i'd beat the living shit out of them... wooo


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:23:04 Reply

I always thought about doing this one day. There's like 2-3 sex offenders within a few blocks of my house. Problem is, I don't know what it is, and one of the guys is young so he could of just got fucked over with a statutory rape or sexting thing.


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:26:38 Reply

Oh come the fuck on. I just went to one of those watch dog websites and there's a guy convicted of rape living right next to a school park.


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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:36:39 Reply

At 4/12/11 09:26 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Oh come the fuck on. I just went to one of those watch dog websites and there's a guy convicted of rape living right next to a school park.

Time to put on a costume and whoop is ass!

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:40:15 Reply

At 4/12/11 09:08 PM, doom9125 wrote:
At 4/12/11 08:45 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Wouldn't it be awesome to be a Sexual Crime Vigilante, tracking down child pornographers, rapists, public masturbators, exhibitionists, gropers, voyeurs, etc., and beating the hell out of them?

I know I think it'd be awesome.
Does anyone else see whats wrong with this post?

Other than public masturbation being a bullshit crime, your lack of an apostrophe in 'whats.' I are achieve win, rite?

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:41:58 Reply

There is a severe lack of public masturbation as it is, don't need the numbers dropping lower

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Response to Sexual Crime Vigilante 2011-04-12 21:44:22 Reply

At 4/12/11 08:46 PM, BumFodder wrote: What about raping the hell out of them?

at that point you'd just become one of them, so.....yeah