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Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:08:46

Well, you read it,
Anything you'd like to know about my job?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:09:20

Can I get a free foot long?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:09:34

Will you sing the 5 dollar foot long song?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:11:13

what's your favorite sandwich there?
do you think it's funny how people joke around about that only females should work at Subway/make sandwiches?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:11:22

No, and no


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:12:19

Can you put the $15 back on my gift card and do you get free footlongs? (these are serious questions I'm not jokng)


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:12:26

Whats the stupidest excuse someone has come up with to get their money back?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:12:50

Why don't they cook the bacon well done? They do a good job toasting my bread, but the bacon just needs to be baked more. IS there nay way that you can just put the bacon under the oven roller another time so that it gets crispy to the way I like it?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:12:52

Are you hiring?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:13:09

Where is the nearest Burger King, Jack in the Box, or McDonald's?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:13:58

Why does Quizno's subs taste better than Subway's?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:15:05

What's 2+2?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:16:31

What meats/cheese come standard on a cold cut combo? I wanna make my own at home. LOl


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:16:40

Hey Ash, where is that free sub you promised me? I'm still waiting.


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:16:43

Do you guys care when I say Im getting water, and then I get a soda instead?
I used to have a friend that worked there that let me do it.

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:17:39

At 4/12/11 08:11 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: what's your favorite sandwich there?
do you think it's funny how people joke around about that only females should work at Subway/make sandwiches?

I like veggie subs. And I guess it's kinda funny :P But we do have male workers too.

At 4/12/11 08:11 PM, Xarnor wrote: Why the FUCK do only do one strip of mustard along one side of the sandwich instead of evenly distributing the mustard using the simple method of a back-and-forth strip that covers both sides of the sandwich?

Alot of people don't like a lot of mustard, just ask for some more.

At 4/12/11 08:12 PM, J-Rex wrote: Can you put the $15 back on my gift card and do you get free footlongs? (these are serious questions I'm not jokng)

what do you mean 15 dollars back?
And yes, we get a free seix inch every shift.

At 4/12/11 08:12 PM, BumFodder wrote: Whats the stupidest excuse someone has come up with to get their money back?

people have called to complain the bread was "hard" after they toasted it -.-

At 4/12/11 08:12 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Why don't they cook the bacon well done? They do a good job toasting my bread, but the bacon just needs to be baked more. IS there nay way that you can just put the bacon under the oven roller another time so that it gets crispy to the way I like it?

Ask them to toast your sub, but microwave the bacon and put it on afterwards. I find putting it in the microwave makes it crispier.

At 4/12/11 08:13 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Why does Quizno's subs taste better than Subway's?

no idea.

At 4/12/11 08:16 PM, cast wrote: What meas/cheese come standard on a cold cut combo? I wanna make my own at home. LOl

Bologna salami and luncheon meat. Its fucking gross.

At 4/12/11 08:16 PM, Dean wrote: Hey Ash, where is that free sub you promised me? I'm still waiting.

I'll get right on that


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:20:38

At 4/12/11 08:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: no

And why the hell not?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:22:00

At 4/12/11 08:17 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Stuff that answers the people's questions?

You forgot my question.


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:23:14

Is your job title, a "sandwich artist"?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:23:27

instead of money can you get paid in footlongs?


You just wasted another part of your life reading something I wrote.

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:26:00

What is the average amount of pubic hairs you put on each sandwich?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:26:27

Why are most of your restaurants unsanitary.

Also, since im your friend can I have a free 6 inch

But anyways the first question is serious

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:29:05

At 4/12/11 08:16 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: Do you guys care when I say Im getting water, and then I get a soda instead?
I used to have a friend that worked there that let me do it.

Yeah, we just don't give out cups for "water" We're not stupid.

At 4/12/11 08:20 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 4/12/11 08:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: no
And why the hell not?

Because you would enjoy it.

At 4/12/11 08:22 PM, EDylan wrote:
At 4/12/11 08:17 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Stuff that answers the people's questions?
You forgot my question.

I didn't forget it, just didnt respond ;)

At 4/12/11 08:23 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Is your job title, a "sandwich artist"?

Yes actually.

At 4/12/11 08:23 PM, Wumbo-Jumbo wrote: instead of money can you get paid in footlongs?

nope, we get 50% off while we work anyways.

At 4/12/11 08:24 PM, Xarnor wrote: I have asked for more, and they just put more right in the same spot! They cover one side of the sandwich with mustard but not the other side, and I would feel like an asshole for being really specific about where they put it, so I guess I'll just spend more and go to Meconi's from now on.

Don't be afraid to tell the person how you want YOUR sub to be . lmao

At 4/12/11 08:26 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: What is the average amount of pubic hairs you put on each sandwich?

3.5

At 4/12/11 08:26 PM, suprememessage wrote: Why are most of your restaurants unsanitary.

Also, since im your friend can I have a free 6 inch

But anyways the first question is serious

I don't know about other subways. but the subway I work at is very sanitary.


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:32:55

At 4/12/11 08:16 PM, cast wrote: What meats/cheese come standard on a cold cut combo? I wanna make my own at home. LOl

Don't know about the meats though I would like too... the cheeses are optional. There is no standard cheese.


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:33:33

Oh I have a few more questions

1. How long is your shift on average

2. Do you take advantage of the employee discount

3. is the food really as healthy as they say it is?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:33:47

What would happen if you put anthrax on your subs?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:34:08

Would it turn you on if I went to your Subway location and shat on the toilet seat?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:34:13

At 4/12/11 08:08 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Well, you read it,
Anything you'd like to know about my job?

Would you say that you deal with less bullshit from the customers than fast food employees do?


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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:34:54

Why are you so damn fast at one place, and so damn slow at every Wal-Mart?

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Response to Ask a Subway Employee 2011-04-12 20:35:45

I would like to add that I think Subway sandwich maker/eater is the best part time job. I would apply just for the discount and the chance to teach my coworkers how to properly make a fucking sandwich.

Which bring me to another question: how much does a foot long sub cost you including the discount?


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