Shit taste in my mouth?

[LazyDrunk]

So I sneezed, right?

Now it hurts.

Should I be worried?

[DannyJay]

you're going to die.

some day

[Stereocrisis]

At 4/5/11 01:15 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: So I sneezed, right?

Now it hurts.

Should I be worried?

You sneezed, and now you are in pain and tasting shit?

It'll pass, just go to bed.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 01:16 AM, DannyJay wrote: you're going to die.

some day

yo nice icon

[Leeloo-Minai]

Shit hurts when it's in your mouth.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 01:38 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Shit hurts when it's in your mouth.

I'd have thought it just stunk.

And maybe tasted bad.

[Bacchanalian]

eh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolit hs

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 01:54 AM, Bacchanalian wrote: eh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolit hs

Helpful, but no. It actually hurt on top of and inside my shoulders and armpits.

Ever have that?

[Bacchanalian]

At 4/5/11 01:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Helpful, but no. It actually hurt on top of and inside my shoulders and armpits.

Hmmm... exploding lymph nodes...

... I'm a doctor.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 02:00 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/5/11 01:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Helpful, but no. It actually hurt on top of and inside my shoulders and armpits.

Hmmm... exploding lymph nodes...

... I'm a doctor.

I'm just sayin', it aches for awhile after I sneeze, but only after a particularly violent sneeze.

They don't actually taste bad, but the pain just doesn't seem normal. Or maybe it is, fuck, I dunno.

They should make a FAQ for this shit.

[Bacchanalian]

Well... my honest guess is that you're just pulling a muscle.

Once my dad sneezed some type of cottage cheese substance, then ran around the house in hysterics thinking his brain was melting out of his head, rambling on about what he needed to collect before he could go to the hospital. He'd seen a special on discovery about some bacteria that turns your brain to mush a few days prior, so he kept talking about that too.

Turned out he'd suffered some kind of hallucination brought on by low blood sugar or something.

Sneezes.

[LazyDrunk]

Was it yeasty? That sounds fairly fucking scary.

And the horny sancho sneeze. What's up with that? You know the one. The one where you think all sex thoughts and then WHAM, sneezola.

[ASSMAN]

You sound really, really, really fat.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 03:19 AM, ASSMAN wrote: You sound really, really, really fat.

5'10" 215lbs

I'm carrying around about 30 extra pounds. I'm also carrying around more muscle than 99% of the BBS.

...did you want some nude pics?

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 09:30 AM, WhiteDJ wrote:

At 4/5/11 09:28 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: I'm carrying around about 30 extra pounds. I'm also carrying around more muscle than 99% of the BBS.

You'd get rocked in a fight with a skinny kid.

Sure I would.

Do you play music for people in your free time? Is it white people music?

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 09:36 AM, WhiteDJ wrote:

At 4/5/11 09:34 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Sure I would.

Simple physics actually. All that extra weight and muscle makes you move slower.

And if you think strength > speed in a fight, you are gravely mistaken.

As a former national champion wrestler, I can tell you strength + speed + experience > being a skinny twat.

[FUNKbrs]

At 4/5/11 09:30 AM, WhiteDJ wrote:

You'd get rocked in a fight with a skinny kid.

You know what we pit ringers used to call skinny kids?

EMOnition, because they were so easy to throw at other people.

Skinny kids are good at running away, not fighting. Get your facts straight. The power of a punch comes from the legs, not the wristband. Skinny legs=weak punch. Big strong fat man legs= strong punch.

It's not your ability to deliver an attack that makes you a good fighter. It's your ability to take one and keep fighting back.

Skinny kids crumple like ragdolls when you punch them.

[RedCoin]

I only read the first and last post of this thread so far, and I have no idea how it went from a sneeze to punching skinny kids.

I refuse to read the rest, in order to retain the air of mystery.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 12:37 PM, RedCoin wrote: I only read the first and last post of this thread so far, and I have no idea how it went from a sneeze to punching skinny kids.

Skinny kids squeal louder when you squish them. They also sneeze like little bitches.

I refuse to read the rest, in order to retain the air of mystery.

Killin people :)

[saltovergray]

At 4/5/11 09:28 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:
5'10" 215lbs

Holy crap. I'm way skinnier than I thought I was, if you aren't that fat supposedly.

5'11" 122 lbs.

[Slint]

You're going to die.

eventually

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/5/11 06:51 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 4/5/11 09:28 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:
5'10" 215lbs

Holy crap. I'm way skinnier than I thought I was, if you aren't that fat supposedly.

5'11" 122 lbs.

Nudie pics sent.

That woodchuck-lookin thing underneath the first roll is ma hawg

[dathmaster]

Lupis

[1916]

Not unless you've been eating shit.