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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 4th, 2011 @ 09:19 AM Reply

I don't even care about the bad grammar. I lol'd through the entire thing. In fact, I'm still giggling about it like a school girl.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 4th, 2011 @ 09:43 AM Reply

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today we were given a new seeting plan in our math class and lucky me i got to sit next to this girl i gotta crush on calld brit!!! she so hot shes blonde and has blu eyes so like future modal lol!!!!

so anywai my teacher gave us this assignment and no1 wantd to do it so i looked at brit and she had sadface because she didnt wnt to do it

Yeah, yeah, hmmm, go on.

so in defens i said to my teacher "FIUCK U BITCHFACE". the teacher wus then like "hey shitass dont call me bitchface, fagget dick"

.....
*Unleashes outburst of laughter*
Oh man, this story reeks of awesome.

At 4/3/11 05:23 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: English translation

Your story doesn't make sense though. The principal is expelling the student over refusing to complete an assignment, and then the student just accepts that fate without any complaint. That's even more unrealistic than the original post.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 03:53 PM Reply

Lol

i got in a fight with my teacher


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 04:00 PM Reply

Why does this shit still exist?


Science can't lie.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 04:03 PM Reply

At 4/7/11 04:00 PM, kisame wrote: Why does this shit still exist?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PM'ING ME FOR BUTTSEX?


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 04:05 PM Reply

Was I the only one who thought this was a good joke thread?

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 05:09 PM Reply

Here's the attention you wanted


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Apr. 7th, 2011 @ 05:23 PM Reply

At 4/7/11 04:03 PM, Rawter wrote:
At 4/7/11 04:00 PM, kisame wrote: Why does this shit still exist?
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PM'ING ME FOR BUTTSEX?

Because you're sexy.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 09:48 PM Reply

At 4/7/11 04:05 PM, BumFodder wrote: Was I the only one who thought this was a good joke thread?

It was intended to be a good joke thread (and it is) but it also became a good troll thread because there are retards who actually believe it


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 09:50 PM Reply

Even though this is an obvious troll, I have to admit it's pretty funny.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:03 PM Reply

I laughed at this when it was made, and I still laugh at it now.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:07 PM Reply

This needs to be a meme.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:17 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: this jerk enemy of mien called tom

I thought you and tom were friends.

i got in a fight with my teacher


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:47 PM Reply

At 6/11/11 10:17 PM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: this jerk enemy of mien called tom
I thought you and tom were friends.

seems like they fell through.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:49 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 02:45 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: God damn....Your grammar and spelling skills are fucking atrocious.

I think it's pretty obvious it's intentional. One minute he spells some "complex" word fine but he struggles to spell like and shortens words that don't need shortening.

Also OP, impersonating an 8th grader, pretty cool. You want our ASL's and to meet IRL so you can finger bang us?


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 11th, 2011 @ 10:53 PM Reply

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 08:15 PM Reply

Interesting, now I can only guess what college will be like for you. After all then you could drive, purchase fire arms, purchase fireworks, legally own cigarretes, own lighter fuel and not be suspicious, and finally being able to get away with this without being grounded.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 08:22 PM Reply

At 6/14/12 08:15 PM, ElectricBox wrote: Interesting, now I can only guess what college will be like for you. After all then you could drive, purchase fire arms, purchase fireworks, legally own cigarretes, own lighter fuel and not be suspicious, and finally being able to get away with this without being grounded.

Why the fuck would you bump this?

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM Reply

At 6/14/12 08:22 PM, SexualEmo wrote:
At 6/14/12 08:15 PM, ElectricBox wrote: Interesting, now I can only guess what college will be like for you. After all then you could drive, purchase fire arms, purchase fireworks, legally own cigarretes, own lighter fuel and not be suspicious, and finally being able to get away with this without being grounded.
Why the fuck would you bump this?

Exactly, now more dipshits will flood into this thread and think that this isn't a joke thread. Sometimes it seems that this website is full of retards.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 03:15 PM, Light wrote:
At 4/2/11 03:12 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I can't believe people are
1. Taking this seriously
I didn't, but his grammar skills need serious improvement.
2. Not finding it hilarious.
I found it funny when I read the story, but fuck....His grammar is shitty.

He was writing like that on purpose. You know, for effect. On that note, can the users who complain about his grammar stop being such uptight assholes and play along?

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 6/14/12 08:15 PM, ElectricBox wrote: Interesting, now I can only guess what college will be like for you. After all then you could drive, purchase fire arms, purchase fireworks, legally own cigarretes, own lighter fuel and not be suspicious, and finally being able to get away with this without being grounded.

good god, i hate new people who feel a need to bump a perfectly fine dead thread just for the hell of it
you people are the worst

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:13 PM Reply

At 6/14/12 08:22 PM, SexualEmo wrote:

Why the fuck would you bump this?

Wow I didn't realize it was bumped. Now I feel stupid for posting.

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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At least I wasn't that much of a fuckwit in 8th grade.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Dude...I love this guy.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:48 PM Reply

I've seen this copy pasta before, shame on some of you for not noticing.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 14th, 2012 @ 09:51 PM Reply

At 6/11/11 08:17 PM, mattuiop wrote: Cool story bro

What the fuck dude.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 16th, 2012 @ 11:55 AM Reply

At 6/14/12 09:48 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I've seen this copy pasta before, shame on some of you for not noticing.

Either way gave me a good laugh.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 16th, 2012 @ 12:01 PM Reply

I remember back when I joined NG in 2008 threads like this were the norm.


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Response to i got in a fight with my teacher Jun. 16th, 2012 @ 12:27 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today we were given a new seeting plan in our math class and lucky me i got to sit next to this girl i gotta crush on calld brit!!! she so hot shes blonde and has blu eyes so like future modal lol!!!!

so anywai my teacher gave us this assignment and no1 wantd to do it so i looked at brit and she had sadface because she didnt wnt to do it so in defens i said to my teacher "FIUCK U BITCHFACE". the teacher wus then like "hey shitass dont call me bitchface, fagget dick" and brit was like "omg wut a bitch" and i was like "i no" so i got in a fite with my teacher n i did sum world class top scret chuk norris moves like the spinning kick n the reacharound !! so my teacher was like "fuck u fagget" and i was liek "no" and kicked her outta da window!!! then she go hosptial n brit was so impress she was like kissin me infront of this jerk enemy of mien called tom (whatta fagget) then i find out that i am xpelled and i see the principal n he said

"son ur spinnin kick was awsum" n i was like "thx i no" n he was like "fuck u retardface" n i was like "k" so he expelled me.

what bitchs !!!! so im groundd for a HOLE MONTH!!!! my mom such a bich.

8th grade is hard

Dear god, your skills in English are really horrible.

This sentence serves no purpose other than to allow me to post this without having to cut out some of the shit that the OP said. This sentence is just filler text. This one is filler text too! Adding this sentence better allow me to post this...