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If this is the future of our country I'm really starting to rethink my decision of joining the USMC. Why should I take bullets so dumb asses like this can reproduce?
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Well, I see that you were trying to pull a "Dot Dot Dot" but I'll just give you my own opinion, it's really inconsistant. The first half seems to not have a whole lot of spelling errors, and more grammar errors, and the second half has the spelling of a 2 year old, and still bad grammar. I suggest evening it out a little more for next time.
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At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school todayIt's saturday
Well this exposes everything.
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At 4/2/11 05:19 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:At 4/2/11 05:18 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: If this is the future of our country I'm really starting to rethink my decision of joining the USMC. Why should I take bullets so dumb asses like this can reproduce?Don't worry. Natural selection tends to kill of these kinds of people.
Thanks to science and medicine natural selection is pretty much non existent. If some dumb ass like this decides to play tag with a bull the doctors can just stitch him up when instead they should let the fucker die.
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At 4/2/11 02:51 PM, donny1997 wrote:At 4/2/11 02:50 PM, CritcalOne wrote:ive got saturday schol fagget dnt think ur so clevrAt 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:This made me laugh.At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school todayIt's saturday
Doesn't mean your story isn't shitty trolling.
At 4/2/11 05:30 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Thanks to science and medicine natural selection is pretty much non existent. If some dumb ass like this decides to play tag with a bull the doctors can just stitch him up when instead they should let the fucker die.
Yeah, but what do they become at the end? They just fill in the spots that they're supposed to fill, flipping burgers and shit. Even though this thread is obvious trolling, but still, dumb people don't go far in life, unless they become celebrities, but eventually they die off, wasting all their money on cars or something and eventually going bankrupt.
i absolutely cannot believe anyone took this seriously. fuck you are some gullible mofos
derp derp derp derp derp
At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: reacharound
Hahahahahahaha, is that what your karate teacher calls it.
I stopped reading at your first spelling mistake.
Dont post if your gonna be retarded
I am certain you are one of two things,
1. A troll
2. A retard
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention in my "review" is that it needs a hook. For Dot Dot Dot, it had bad grammar to back it up, but that just doesn't cut it anymore. For example, this thread had "F*ECKING" as it's hook. K, review done.
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At 4/2/11 03:21 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:At 4/2/11 03:20 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote:Busted!!!At 4/2/11 03:16 PM, Asperchu wrote: I've had to attend, but where I live you go to saturday for missing to many days of school or tardys.Lol. Looks like you forgot to log off your main account, pal.
See the stupid thing is this, If I was the troll I would be typing like this
"U r 2 s2pid 2 liek fight da teachea"
No, I was saying why I had to go to sunday school and how it's not always for the stupid.
You don't have classes in Saturday school. It's either detention or "school beautification".
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At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: Troll text...
[Text translated from Troll to English]
Hello Newgrounds! Today in Saturday school we were given a new seating plan in our math class. Luckily for me, I was seated next this fine young lady Brittany who goes by the alias of "Brit" whom of which I have deep feelings for. She is ravishing, From her beautiful long blonde hair to her ocean blue eyes that sparkle so brightly they rekindle my vigorous youth.
But regardless, my teaching instructor gave us this assignment; however, no one appeared ready to complete it. So I glanced over at Brittany and saw she was distraught by this assignment, so to avenge her depression I rose to the teacher and said "Sir, I do not wish to complete the given assignment." So the teacher remarked "Regardless of your feelings of this assignment, you must complete it." Brittany at his time said "I must side my fellow classmate sir, this work is far too advanced for our level." I recalled "I agree, so therefore I must petition this form." At that time my teacher left the room bring forth the prinicpal. Ms.Brittany was so very impressed with my oustanding acts of bravery that we passionately shook hands in front of the entire student body present at the time. Thomas, happened to notice such a passionate act and being my rival in love but also a noble man congratulated me aswell.
The teacher returned with the principal and without a word from anyone else the prinicpal said "My boy, I am quite pleased with your independent acts of courage to stand out against injustice."
I replied politely "Why thank you, sir."
"However", continued the prinicpal,"I can not let such actions go unpunished, I hope you will understand that I am forced by code to inform you of your expulsion from our public schooling facilities."
"I understand sir, I thank you for your bluntness with me and I wish you the best of luck.", I replied.
I was properly disciplined by my mother for my actions that I took full responsiblity of. I place my faith in the fact that I know she raised me well enough to know what's best for me.
The Eighth Grade can be most tasking.
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At 4/2/11 03:20 PM, Dogmeat wrote: The fact that anyone takes this post seriously shows what kind of intellect is on Newgrounds.
The fact that YOU think anyone actually takes this thread seriously shows what kind of intellect you possess... or rather, lack of it.
bork bork bork
Hey I found a pic of this guy!
At 4/2/11 03:01 PM, Viktor wrote:
Only idiots with a brain the size of a peanut, that was smashed with a hammer, melted, and squished into the size of an atom have to go to Saturday School.
Plus you got expelled, how are you still in Saturday School?
Maaybe he registered himself under a new ID, but either way, I don't believe a person with grammar skills so goddamn horrible. Poor guy must have english as a fourth language.
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At 4/2/11 02:45 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: God damn....Your grammar and spelling skills are fucking atrocious.
2012 is going to be when that generation comes into power... D:
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