i got in a fight with my teacher

[donny1997]

hey ng whas up so basically in school today we were given a new seeting plan in our math class and lucky me i got to sit next to this girl i gotta crush on calld brit!!! she so hot shes blonde and has blu eyes so like future modal lol!!!!

so anywai my teacher gave us this assignment and no1 wantd to do it so i looked at brit and she had sadface because she didnt wnt to do it so in defens i said to my teacher "FIUCK U BITCHFACE". the teacher wus then like "hey shitass dont call me bitchface, fagget dick" and brit was like "omg wut a bitch" and i was like "i no" so i got in a fite with my teacher n i did sum world class top scret chuk norris moves like the spinning kick n the reacharound !! so my teacher was like "fuck u fagget" and i was liek "no" and kicked her outta da window!!! then she go hosptial n brit was so impress she was like kissin me infront of this jerk enemy of mien called tom (whatta fagget) then i find out that i am xpelled and i see the principal n he said

"son ur spinnin kick was awsum" n i was like "thx i no" n he was like "fuck u retardface" n i was like "k" so he expelled me.

what bitchs !!!! so im groundd for a HOLE MONTH!!!! my mom such a bich.

8th grade is hard

[SomaGuye]

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: reacharound

I laughed at this.

[Light]

God damn....Your grammar and spelling skills are fucking atrocious.

[CritcalOne]

With that grammar, it is surprising that you are in 8th grade.

[Dromedary]

Oh my god that was incredible.

[morlockcleric]

At least you missing school wont hurt you, because from what I can see you retained nothing.

[FrostedFlakes]

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

[CritcalOne]

At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

This made me laugh.

[Prome]

He called tom a faggot so he is over.

[donny1997]

At 4/2/11 02:50 PM, CritcalOne wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

This made me laugh.

ive got saturday schol fagget dnt think ur so clevr

[Stretchysumo]

I remember when I was 12....

[CritcalOne]

At 4/2/11 02:51 PM, donny1997 wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:50 PM, CritcalOne wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

This made me laugh.

ive got saturday schol fagget dnt think ur so clevr

Obvious underage is obvious.

[MetalTheRebelSmith]

At 4/2/11 02:45 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: God damn....Your grammar and spelling skills are fucking atrocious.

Agreed. Illegible. Doesn't matter because he's either lying or his school is pathetic.

[Viktor]

At 4/2/11 02:51 PM, donny1997 wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:50 PM, CritcalOne wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

This made me laugh.

ive got saturday schol fagget dnt think ur so clevr

Only idiots with a brain the size of a peanut, that was smashed with a hammer, melted, and squished into the size of an atom have to go to Saturday School.

Plus you got expelled, how are you still in Saturday School?

[Balazeal]

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: she so hot shes blonde and has blu eyes so like future modal lol!!!!

r u fur reeel?..?

[Viktor]

At 4/2/11 02:51 PM, donny1997 wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:50 PM, CritcalOne wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:49 PM, FrostedFlakes wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: hey ng whas up so basically in school today

It's saturday

This made me laugh.

ive got saturday schol fagget dnt think ur so clevr

Only idiots with a brain the size of a peanut, that was smashed with a hammer, melted, and squished into the size of an atom have to go to Saturday School.

Plus you got expelled, how are you still in Saturday School?

[hypeserver]

This has to be one of the most epic threads I've read in a very long time.

[Viktor]

At 4/2/11 03:03 PM, Balazeal wrote:

At 4/2/11 02:38 PM, donny1997 wrote: she so hot shes blonde and has blu eyes so like future modal lol!!!!

r u fur reeel?..?

i think he iz!!!!! i wil steel her frum him!!!!

[PsycoticDemon]

I can't believe people are
1. Taking this seriously
2. Not finding it hilarious.

[Yert]

Such is life

[DannyJay]

"in school today"

It's saturday.

[Light]

At 4/2/11 03:12 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I can't believe people are
1. Taking this seriously

I didn't, but his grammar skills need serious improvement.

2. Not finding it hilarious.

I found it funny when I read the story, but fuck....His grammar is shitty.

[RubberTrucky]

In my class, I would have wiped the blackboard with your face.

[Asperchu]

At 4/2/11 03:01 PM, Viktor wrote: Only idiots with a brain the size of a peanut, that was smashed with a hammer, melted, and squished into the size of an atom have to go to Saturday School.

Plus you got expelled, how are you still in Saturday School?

I've had to attend, but where I live you go to saturday for missing to many days of school or tardys.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

I'm the proud owner of a female bulldog named Bitchface. I'm not even lying.

[hypeserver]

At 4/2/11 03:12 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I can't believe people are
1. Taking this seriously
2. Not finding it hilarious.

I find it hilarious. When I read the OP I almost died laughing.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 4/2/11 03:16 PM, Asperchu wrote: I've had to attend, but where I live you go to saturday for missing to many days of school or tardys.

Lol. Looks like you forgot to log off your main account, pal.

[Dogmeat]

The fact that anyone takes this post seriously shows what kind of intellect is on Newgrounds.

[Light]

At 4/2/11 03:20 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote:

At 4/2/11 03:16 PM, Asperchu wrote: I've had to attend, but where I live you go to saturday for missing to many days of school or tardys.

Lol. Looks like you forgot to log off your main account, pal.

Busted!!!

[MightyJackHammer]

This made me laugh. Thanks.