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At 9/6/06 12:03 AM, SapphireRose wrote: fuckaty-fuckaty-fuck-fuck-fuckaroo

Finding a job is a pain in the fucking ass!

you're telling me. i quit one job two weeks into the summer because i needed to find a better paying one. and then it took me until the end of the summer to find a new job. what a bitch that was

At 9/6/06 01:13 PM, MALforPresident wrote: you're telling me. i quit one job two weeks into the summer because i needed to find a better paying one. and then it took me until the end of the summer to find a new job. what a bitch that was

I was going to get a part time job during the summer holidays, but I was wanting to wait until I was 16 and when I mentioned about it again, my mum said I might not be able to get one. :| Oh well, my summer holidays is over and I've started college. My third day at the college today and I finished before afternoon, but I'll need to find some empty spaces on my timetable for some study times. :P

At 9/7/06 08:24 AM, lron_Maiden wrote:

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I was going to get a part time job during the summer holidays, but I was wanting to wait until I was 16 and when I mentioned about it again, my mum said I might not be able to get one. :| Oh well, my summer holidays is over and I've started college. My third day at the college today and I finished before afternoon, but I'll need to find some empty spaces on my timetable for some study times. :P

its a bitch finding a job later in the summer. mostly because many places who hire people for the summer are only looking at the begginning of the summer and by the late summer they want full time workers to cover the shifts that students aren't able to do

Well, lots of people are looking for employees right now, because everyone is leaving for school, but I still can't find something... :(

At 9/6/06 01:52 AM, -Knives- wrote: sounds like a pretty good idea surpised I havent looked at this club sooner..! so what are the activities at night so far??

Hey welcome to the club, we write and tell stories made up or not even some poems, just try not to go so emo it sorta is depressing lol...

also talk about anything related to late night activities hehe i know i have many of them kinda stories...

~X~

OOPS

Forgot i came here for something oh yeah im gonna go over the contest stories over next 2 days and ill have results probably on sat so look for it when you have time...

Sorry about my inactivity, but i been busy, went to disneyland with some friends, and i purchased CURB Season 5...

~X~

So that's it? I guess love isn't that strong... I used to believe the people you loved would understand you and help you... I guess all they understand is how you accuse you of betrayl and be the ones stabbing you in the back... I hate life and I'll never love again...

You always say that when I make a point... I guess what I have to say doesn't matter... It never did... I want you in my life, but you've never shown me you wanted me in mine. It's not an act..... I deffend you for love, but you'd think you'd do the same? I guess it's too much to ask for you to have a heart and soul.

im sorry if i betrayed you, but what you've done to me for the past years is far worse, and yet i always forgive you... its sad that your heart is cold and mine is warm... maby you shouldnt be in love... anyone you touch, you hurt and you dont even care... i miss your good side, but i guess its dead and your love for me is too

i wont bother you unless you want me in your life, but you never really did... i love you and telling me to think of you not in my life is cruel, and you know it is... I wish your heart was beating... I'll always love you, I don't need to think.. I know I love you... I guess you need to figure out if you love me too... Don't worry I won't be surprised if you don't... So abbandon me as always and leave me for dead.

Interesting poems there Quisty, always nice for the contribution to the LNL so thanks for sharing with us...

~X~

At 9/8/06 07:09 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Interesting poems there Quisty, always nice for the contribution to the LNL so thanks for sharing with us...

~X~

Well, thanks... Perhaps you should read your NG mail sometime? Oh, I'm glad you're finishing up that contest.

there was a contest?

Well, it's about time I did this:

The Ghost Motel: A poem.

The Ghost Motel,
Is where spirits rise from hell,
And live around here,
Without any fear.

Joesph, the kingpin,
Decides to check in,
Thinking he'll have a nice stay,
But things don't really go that way...

He soon meets a demon,
Who likes to send people screamin',
And offers Joseph a job,
To get out of his life of a slob.

What will happen to thee?
Well, I'm not going to spoil the movie,
See the series yourself, you fink,
Just by clicking ~X~'s link.

At 9/8/06 03:49 PM, MALforPresident wrote: there was a contest?

....Mal.. Yes... The creepy guy with the glove picture based off of Rocky Horror Picture show?

At 9/8/06 11:57 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: Well, it's about time I did this:

The Ghost Motel: A poem.

haha i love this poem very nice indeed...

At 9/8/06 03:49 PM, MALforPresident wrote: there was a contest?

Yep...

~X~

At 9/9/06 02:14 AM, DaSadGirl wrote:

At 9/8/06 11:57 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: Well, it's about time I did this:

Hybrid, you have to be the best contributor to this lounge, as of lately. Ever since you came here, you've been contributed and so I just want to say thanks for keeping the LNL alive with you're work and thoughts. :)

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Yeah, I really like this place, too. We can't let such a thread that takes away boredom go to the grave, can we? So instead of needlessly bumping this thread to keep it alive, I put the posting to good use. Thanks again.

There once was a guy from Canada
Who went to Japan to live
He was a LNLer
but he ran away to myspace
now he is back but not forever
la la la all the way home =)

At 9/8/06 02:18 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: OOPS
Forgot i came here for something oh yeah im gonna go over the contest stories over next 2 days and ill have results probably on sat so look for it when you have time...

I was wondering when you were going to decide a winner. He'll probably go somewhere else. lol!

Sorry about my inactivity, but i been busy, went to disneyland with some friends, and i purchased CURB Season 5...

Walt Disney Land never gets boring. I am gussing you went to the one in California? Florida is much better. lol! That's where it was first created.

At 9/9/06 10:24 AM, Seamonky wrote: Walt Disney Land never gets boring. I am gussing you went to the one in California? Florida is much better. lol! That's where it was first created.

Um... Don't be an ass... It's all a matter of opinion on which is best. Also, I don't think ~X~ will make us wait much longer on the contest. He said it would be today, so I can only have fainth in him.

BTW- I really like your NG alias name

At 9/9/06 12:14 PM, SapphireRose wrote: Um... Don't be an ass... It's all a matter of opinion on which is best. Also, I don't think ~X~ will make us wait much longer on the contest. He said it would be today, so I can only have fainth in him.

Don't be an ass? I do have one but I'm not an ass. I was jusy saying that Florida's Disney Land was the first one created and it's better. Every Disney Land is great like the one in Taiwan, Austrailia, Calafornia, etc.

BTW- I really like your NG alias name

I am guessing your talking to ~X~. XD

-.-

At 9/9/06 12:24 PM, Seamonky wrote: Don't be an ass? I do have one but I'm not an ass. I was jusy saying that Florida's Disney Land was the first one created and it's better. Every Disney Land is great like the one in Taiwan, Austrailia, Calafornia, etc.

Okay... I meant smartass and not in a mean way...

BTW- I really like your NG alias name

I am guessing your talking to ~X~. XD

-.-

No... I was talking to you... :(

At 9/9/06 12:26 PM, SapphireRose wrote: Okay... I meant smartass and not in a mean way...

Ahh, a much better use of the word. :)

No... I was talking to you... :(

I've always had this name! Even when I first joined Newgrounds back in 2005. I had a different Pic but the same name. Everyone spells my name with an E. :(

At 9/9/06 12:36 PM, Seamonky wrote: I've always had this name! Even when I first joined Newgrounds back in 2005. I had a different Pic but the same name. Everyone spells my name with an E. :(

I know... Just something I've neglected to say and finally said it.

At 9/9/06 12:36 PM, Seamonky wrote: I've always had this name!

I remember you I think. You used to post in the Flash section, right? May be wrong, just a hunch. I'm back, many may not remember, but it's good to be back. How's everyone been doing?

At 9/9/06 10:30 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Who can forget you? I've been doing horrible this whole summer. Relationship problems that aren't looking good and it has caused me to not post here as often. I guess I stop caring about this place. Need to stay here more though, to escape reality. Atleast I have a reason to be DaSadGirl, again. Heh...

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Reality isn't real, dreams are reality. For what's in your mind truly guides you to something more. Even if we don't verify it as realistic, in the end, we all know what we want. This is life. We don't always do want we want to do, we do what we have to do.

At 9/9/06 10:24 AM, Seamonky wrote: I was wondering when you were going to decide a winner. He'll probably go somewhere else. lol!

Ill look through the stories after this post...

Walt Disney Land never gets boring. I am gussing you went to the one in California? Florida is much better. lol! That's where it was first created.

HUH??

Well yes i live in so california the one where the"" first disneyland was made"", it has always been called disney land but florida is called disney resort, infact here in the california its the 50th year celabration, i have ayearly pass so i go alot i have been like 7 times this year, and no its doesnt get boring...

At 9/9/06 10:20 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: There once was a guy from Canada

Haha i like that abit short but still funny welcom back friend...

~X~

==CATCH UP on a couple of posts==

At 9/6/06 12:03 AM, SapphireRose wrote: Finding a job is a pain in the fucking ass!

Whats so hard about it???? go to the place fill the stuff out, they call you and your working???

At 9/4/06 04:05 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i just had to giggle at something regarding rob

Reviewed by: XwaynecoltX Overall rating: 4
Ok this was odd, streaning gamecubes, yes thats alot, but what was the exact point of this, anyways it sorta made me dizzy with the red backround and the streaming video, also you should make the music play option more visible, it was ok just needed more of a point....

~X~
Graphics: 3 Sound: 3 Interactivity: 0 Style: 3 Violence: 0 Humor: 3

h h's Response:
DERE GAMECUES!!!!

i love that guys response ^_^

LOL

I dont remember i review so much i dont remember half the things they say sigh hehe, it was sorta funny though, didnt think you went to the portal mal...

~X~

At 9/10/06 07:13 AM, BlueHippo wrote: late nighters eh? i've become nocturnal, and usually only sleep in one hour of the night :0 saddly the sun is comming up soon, so i don't want to ruin the late night fun, i'll try to participate tomorrow night and enjoy the late night festivities ;)

Well your welcome here anytime many people are here at all times, anyways thanks for dropping by...

Contest results up in 5 mins...

~X~

CONTEST #3 RESULTS

this has to be posted on a few posts as the stories are abit long...
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1st place
Seamonky

The Rubber Glove

The story takes place in Perkansie Pennsulvaina. It all started on one saturday morning when a random guy named ? found a Pink Rubber Glove. He was poor and he needed stuff so he picked the Rubber Glove up and he noticed that it was wet inside. No, it wasn't rain but it was...well...nevermind. Anyways, he washed it outside in a water fountain. "I feel sorry for the kids that drink in that water fountain now", ? said. So now, he goes and see's that there is a NG Convention at NG Headquaters. Many NG'er were there partying with drinks and talking about...well...NG related stuf. The mysterious guy goes in there with his Rubber Glove and he says that he wants to chill there, since he's poor. All of a sudden, the Rubber Gloves changes the mysterious person into the Review Raper. Everyone looked at him and they all noticed it was XwanyecoltX. He was finger raping people with reviews one by one so some of the NG'er had to stop him. The following Ng'er planed to stop X were Coop83, Quisty, Mr. Anderson, Bahamut, and DaSadGirl. First up was Coop83. He tryed to use his intelligence against this Finger review raper but it didn't work. So he got finger Review Raped so he was KO'ed. Qusity was next and she did something totally different and unexpecting. Quisty brung out her light saber and started slashing away with bothersome notes and stuff. XwanyecoltX ignored it and started to Finger Review Rape her. So she was also KO'ed. Next up was Mr, Anderson. Mr. Anderson does some crazy shit by walking up the ceilling in slow motion and X made clones of himself, about a good 100. All of the X's jumped up and caught Mr. Anderson and he got Finger Review Raped 100 times. Oooo, that's got hurt so he was KO'ed big time. Next up was Bahamut. Crazy as he is, he summoned Bahamut Zero and made quite a mess. X got his with the blast and was on the floor. Bahamut goes near him and then out of no where, he wakes up and started Finger Review Raped him. So he was KO'ed. Next and last was DaSadGirl. DaSadGirl used her frowning techiques and it started to work. X block it with his reviews and sarted going near her closly. Then, the Rubber Glove expanded and well, you know what happened. There was only one last person and that person was Seamonky. Seamonky looked at him and went back into his Water Domain.

The moral of this story, don't go near XwanyecoltX.

The End!
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CONTEST #3 RESULTS contin-

this has to be posted on a few posts as the stories are abit long...
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2nd place
Coop83

Bring your family to work day

My name is Kurt, I work for Immigration control at Heathrow airport in London. In immigration, we usually get a lot of stick from all the other departments for out 'latex / rubber fetishes' I suppose it comes with the job, really.

In the canteen one lunch hour, I spotted a sign on our notice board 'Bring your family to work day', it advertised. Well, maybe my mum would like to see what I do, so she'll stop saying I do nothing for 8 hours a day. When I got home that evening, I picked up the phone and gave her a call.

So, I've never been very good at talking to mum. Basically, she managed to convince me it would be a great idea to take my brother, Vinny, to work for the day. Vinny has a history of problems, but he seems to have been doing really well recently, so I agreed.

That was one of the biggest mistakes I could ever make.

If Vinny had been having a loud day, he may well have turned up in a tutu. As it turns out, he was wearing what looked like a doctor’s coverall, finished off with black sparkly gloves which covered his forearms, black heels, which clacked as he walked – fortunately we wouldn’t be doing much walking about today. He had a string of white pearls around his neck, the look was completed by the fact he hadn’t shaved. I was quite happy, this could have been a lot worse.

Now the best part of my job is that I get to see a lot of good looking women come strolling through the ‘nothing to declare’ area, where I was posted with Vinny today. Some of them blatantly try not to make eye contact with me, in which case, I sometimes haul them in for a ‘Did you pack this bag yourself?’ I consider it a perk to be able to extract the occasional phone number from them, even though I do run the risk of being disciplined for it. For some reason, I didn’t feel like I was going to have much luck today. Vinny, on the other hand…

He spotted a blonde, who must have been 6-foot tall even without the 6 inch heels she was wearing, and his eyes lit up. She blanked us and after about two seconds of harassment, I gave in.

“Excuse me, Miss!” I hollered in my firm, yet quite fair tone. She looked daggers at me and strolled across, only to be joined by a huge guy who must have been stowed in the aircraft hold, since there wouldn’t be seats big enough on the plane. Vinny didn’t notice the guy, because he was too busy enjoying the view in front of him. I elbowed him and moved him aside, to get to my part of the desk.

“Did you pack this bag yourself?” Her gorilla seemed to growl at me, but she smiled and declared in a Californian accent “Yes, I did.”

We went through the usual procedure and I discovered a plastic bag with some suspicious powder in it and pressed the security buzzer below the desk. Two of my security guard colleagues arrived to ask the two to accompany them into the little room out the back.

“Possible inbound. FBC please gents.” Vinny looked confused I leant over to him and whispered “Full body cavity” and he smiled knowingly

“Can we go and see?” He seemed like a four year old when he first saw a train in real life. I sighed.

“Ok, but we can’t be long. Mickey, cover me for 15, will ya?” My colleague, Mickey nodded at me and carried on working, as I showed Vinny the way to the Staff area. I knew that we had a two-way mirror, which was for training purposes only, but since it would keep Vinny quiet, I thought ‘what the hell’ and let him in.

The security guards were just finishing taking the details of the two suspects and one left with the blonde. The one guard explained something to the gorilla (standard procedure about how the doctor was going to come in and ‘invade his personal space’), to which the gorilla disappeared behind the screen to remove his clothes. The guard left and I found a couple of chairs for Vinny and myself.

“I’m going to go and get a coffee. I’ll be back in a minute, do you want a mars bar?” Vinny nodded enthusiastically and I left the room.

That was another of the biggest mistakes I could ever make.

When I returned, Vinny had gone. I quickly found a place to put the drinks down and just as I was about to sprint off on a mad search for my brother, who had now gone rogue. It was then that I looked at the two-way mirror. Vinny stood there with one latex glove over his black sparkly one and he was pulling the other into place. The malicious grin on his face is now burned into the back of my mind until the day I die. How on earth the huge guy didn’t kill Vinny, I shall never know. I was frozen to the spot, as Vinny tried his own version of a full cavity search, when he started trying to examine the contents of the man’s stomach – with his hand down this guy’s throat. By the time I snapped to my senses, it was too late. I burst into the room, with a small army of security and police to haul Vinny off the frankly helpless American, who was lay on the bed, shorts around his ankles, wearing a bemused expression. In his gloved hands, Vinny held one condom filled with Cocaine and he shouted “Jackpot!” as the police subdued him.
The American could only mumble “That’s not what you said would happen…”
And that’s why I no longer work for immigration.