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At 7/10/06 02:17 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Now if HT or whoever is at the top lets me i just may keep this nice AXE, if not ill have it for sure in a couple of days... but for now i love it...

==LEVEL 21==

~X~

Hehe, I didn't even notice. Very nice, you just got your level 21 in both newgrounds AND retrogade in arounf the same time. Congradualations!

PuppetMaster

You make girls fall in love with you, and then control them like puppets.
When the time is right, you make sure the puppet strings will never break,
and you hold onto them forever.
You make them dance and sing, but it only hurts them.
You make them wish they were dead; anything to get away,
but your control is too powerful.
You put them down and make them cry if they ask to leave,
then you weave your little magic to make them feel happy and stay.
Forget they exist, or have feelings.
The only one that seems to matter to you, is yourself.

********CONTEST********

Unwanted

Mr. Z was an animal no one could really discribe. Was it a girl, a boy? A zebra? A horse? No one wanted to find out, infact, no one cared for Mr. Z... Z was sad that no one loved it or wanted it around. Z lived on deserted farmland and any humans that passed him by would run away in fear. The farmland was starting to get brown and dead, since no one was around to care for it. One cold night, Z walked along a dirt road looking for a better home. Z came apon a farm. Inside the farm it saw many wonderful things and many animals. Z tried to talk to the animals, but no one wanted to go near it. Z cried inside and felt like it had no place in this world... Z tried to make the best of things, and took a look around the farm to pass the time, since it'd never seen one before. Z then found a meat grinder. Z smelled it and saw what was inside. Z soon realized what it was for... An idea came to it... Z could no longer stand this cruel world!!! Z went into the meat grinder and tried to kill himself, but nothing was happening... Z was stuck and had no way of getting out... Eventually, it fell asleep in there until morning. As Z woke up, it realized that there must be more to life and to give it another chance. Z started to try to find a way out of the meat grinder once again, but the minute he stood up, the meat grinder was turned on. It seems that the farmer had started his daily chores and turned on the grinder to get all the left over meat out. What came out instead, was leftovers and Mr. Z. Do not fret though, for it turns out that Z was liked in the end, as dinner.

At 7/10/06 02:25 AM, Agak wrote: Hehe, I didn't even notice. Very nice, you just got your level 21 in both newgrounds AND retrogade in arounf the same time. Congradualations!

Thanks...

Yeah its cool the both levels of rg and ng around the same time, what you been upto Agak????? A crazy stories to share with the LNL..?

~X~

Wow Qusity that was fast with story, the puppet master one made me laugh i almost rolled out of my chair, anyways thanks for sharing with us the stories...

Whew i posted alot in here today :)

~X~

At 7/10/06 02:29 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Wow Qusity that was fast with story, the puppet master one made me laugh i almost rolled out of my chair, anyways thanks for sharing with us the stories...

Yeah, Quisty story was interesting and pretty good. It probably beat mines by a long shot. I really need to work on my stories.

Whew i posted alot in here today :)
~X~

I just started. :)

At 7/10/06 02:29 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Wow Qusity that was fast with story, the puppet master one made me laugh i almost rolled out of my chair, anyways thanks for sharing with us the stories...
~X~

It only made you laugh, because you know it's about you. You could comment about the other story and not just say it's fast. Fast? It took me a while to come up with it and the only fast part was writting it. Anyway, thanks for reading it and all. I know I won't win.

At 7/10/06 02:43 AM, Quisty wrote: It only made you laugh, because you know it's about you. You could comment about the other story and not just say it's fast. Fast? It took me a while to come up with it and the only fast part was writting it. Anyway, thanks for reading it and all. I know I won't win.

What are you talking about? Your story beats mine by a long shot. I suck at writing stories.

At 7/10/06 02:52 AM, Seamonky wrote: What are you talking about? Your story beats mine by a long shot. I suck at writing stories.

I liked yours. Don't be so nice to me :P I just want others to win ^_^

At 7/10/06 02:56 AM, Quisty wrote:

At 7/10/06 02:52 AM, Seamonky wrote: What are you talking about? Your story beats mine by a long shot. I suck at writing stories.

I liked yours. Don't be so nice to me :P I just want others to win ^_^

#1: Thanks, I want others to win as well. Ok, I won't be so nice to you.
#2: XwaynecoltX should write a story about the Zebra Horse. Where did you get the picture by the way X?

At 7/10/06 03:03 AM, Seamonky wrote: #1: Thanks, I want others to win as well. Ok, I won't be so nice to you.

I didn't mean litterally :P *hugs you*

#2: XwaynecoltX should write a story about the Zebra Horse. Where did you get the picture by the way X?

I asked that, but he wouldn't tell me...

At 7/10/06 01:34 AM, Quisty wrote: Oh, I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2, and it's okay... Nothing great...

Me, my sister and a friend of mine plan to watch the new Pirates of the Carribean movie sometime. Not sure when exactly, but it'll be a movie I may as well watch just for something else to do and since there probably isn't any other movie worth watching right now.

Picture story competition

Somebody once wrote "it's not easy, being green." I think it was a man named Kermit. Anyway, that doesn't matter. He wanted to stand out, because he blended in with other green things. He should try living life like me. I only blend in with the chocolate milk in the supermarket.

And I'm fed up!

Fed up of those fat kids who keep coming up and leering at me saying "Mommy, look at it, that thing's got a barcode on it!" I'll show them.

The keepers think I don't understand. I saw the one guy watching the TV with some band playing a tune. In the video, a deer stole their car and ran a bunch of people down. Maybe I'll do that... It might take a bit of planning though, maybe with less violence as well, I don't want to get arrested.

Just beacuse I'm different, doesn't mean I'm a goddamned freak! I'm just missunderstood.

Time to make them understand *starts the engine and drives off from the security hut.*

At 7/9/06 08:11 PM, rottenmyscabies wrote:

At 7/9/06 04:14 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: CONTEST

their once was a tapier called fred
and one day he found his wife in bed
giving head
to a zoo keep called greg
said fred to his wife in bed with greg
you god damn bitch get it in your pussy
cos im fed up with this a-b ryming sceem

opps i made a mistake in there

I'll swallow this competition. >;-(

Lots of good stories and poems for the contest there is still lots of time for your portion so keep em coming...

~X~

At 7/10/06 03:26 PM, Andersson wrote: I'll swallow this competition. >;-(

LOL You're so cute. I liked your story. It was funny and unique. Good job!

rottenmyscabies- We're not grammer and spelling nazi's, so I wouldn't worry if you made a mistake in your work.

nah i put the wrong name in the poem at the wrong time wich kinda ruined it.

At 7/10/06 05:58 PM, Quisty wrote: LOL You're so cute.

Indeed. XP

I liked your story. It was funny and unique. Good job!

Heh, I haven't posted a story yet though, but Coop has. =P

At 7/11/06 01:51 PM, Andersson wrote: Heh, I haven't posted a story yet though, but Coop has. =P

Dammit! I got you two mixed up! I blame you both having the same aura!!!

At 7/11/06 01:55 PM, Quisty wrote: Dammit! I got you two mixed up! I blame you both having the same aura!!!

Yes, because we don't have the same level. Yet. =)

At 7/11/06 01:55 PM, Quisty wrote:

At 7/11/06 01:51 PM, Andersson wrote: Heh, I haven't posted a story yet though, but Coop has. =P

Dammit! I got you two mixed up! I blame you both having the same aura!!!

Oh, so it was my story which was cute? *smug grin*

Well, I try to keep myself one weapon ahead of Andersson, but I will be upgrading to the Nunchaku in August.

At 7/12/06 04:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: Oh, so it was my story which was cute? *smug grin*

Yessum ^_^ Aww, he's grinning smuggly! :P

At 7/10/06 09:05 AM, Coop83 wrote: And I'm fed up!
Fed up of those fat kids who keep coming up and leering at me saying "Mommy, look at it, that thing's got a barcode on it!" I'll show them.

Hahaha! A barcode! lol!

The keepers think I don't understand. I saw the one guy watching the TV with some band playing a tune. In the video, a deer stole their car and ran a bunch of people down. Maybe I'll do that... It might take a bit of planning though, maybe with less violence as well, I don't want to get arrested.
Just beacuse I'm different, doesn't mean I'm a goddamned freak! I'm just missunderstood.

It seems like this story is not finished yet. This was a good funny, story though. 5/5 for you!

There is still a few days for the contest so get to writing people, unless you already have, all the writings look good...

~X~

At 7/12/06 06:38 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: There is still a few days for the contest so get to writing people, unless you already have, all the writings look good...

I haven't done it yet, and that's because I work too many hours per day to have time to write one. I'll get writing on Saturday and turn it in then aswell.

At 7/12/06 12:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Hahaha! A barcode! lol!

Just the first thing that came into my head.

Just beacuse I'm different, doesn't mean I'm a goddamned freak! I'm just missunderstood.

It seems like this story is not finished yet. This was a good funny, story though. 5/5 for you!

If you know my writing, I don't like to finish a story fully, there's always scope for taking it further, should I wish at a later date.

That and I wrote it in all of 2 minutes in the office last week, limited only by my typing speed, which is increasing steadily at the moment.

ahh the late night lounge. A place of peace where your fellow NG members can relax and do night-ly things. I look foward to spending some time here.

Sorry to be a bother, but wasn't the end of that contest two days ago? Is that going to run longer or something?

At 7/19/06 09:21 PM, Quisty wrote: Sorry to be a bother, but wasn't the end of that contest two days ago? Is that going to run longer or something?

X probably forgot about the contest. lol

At 7/19/06 09:45 PM, Seamonky wrote: X probably forgot about the contest. lol

No, he isn't mean like that, and I hope that was in jokingly good spirits and not bad ones.

I'm sure there is a good reason for the delay ^_^