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At 11/12/04 04:27 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: It was not the orgy that part was intereting, but anyways, SCD hahahha you dont like ~X~ hahaha What ever will i do someone doesnt like me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahhaha....

~X~

I am sure SDG likes you. You don't know unless you ask.

What was the interesting part?

I like you a lot! Infact I made that clear so many times I am getting yelled at for it by everyone. Lol there like "We get it you like him, shut up." @_@

At 11/12/04 04:31 AM, Quisty wrote: I am sure SDG likes you. You don't know unless you ask.

Dont get confused with SCD and SDG they are two different people and you also dont realise it but its funny stuff in this lnl...

~X~

At 11/12/04 04:45 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 11/12/04 04:31 AM, Quisty wrote: I am sure SDG likes you. You don't know unless you ask.

Dont get confused with SCD and SDG they are two different people and you also dont realise it but its funny stuff in this lnl...

~X~

Oh man I am so sorry for the typos....I did not relize he uses the same initials.

"Kitten Secret"

Too late, too late, the cream has left the cat,
The maiden lays asunder after that.
How now the cow of brown delights his guests,
With bites of tea and biscuit-sipping tests?

Afore the ninetieth year of forty five,
When yet the sun was still the Lord alive,
And thus the couple met across the cure,
The rascal servant and the maiden pure.

And while the master has asoon depart,
With company expected with fore art,
And thus the master left to see a show,
A cinematic feature featuring snow.

And thus the maid and servant were alone,
Left to keep watch on the master's home,
Forsooth! Their eyes could not keep bay from they,
And soon they coupled in the golden hay.

Could not they have a-waited some years to stew?
Though legal both they were, they had no clue,
But thus they sat to look and quite explore,
Each other's bodies were innocent no more.

How apt! More aft! The seal with cane in hand,
He beats his servant bloodhound in the sand,
The seagull flies on by, yet not a sound,
To escape the curious gull aside the mound.

And soon he entered her, a finger mind,
For he had no clue of that sort of kind,
He tried it out, a massage 'fore her thighs,
And soon a' came one more to her surprise.

She gasped, the virgin lost, forever more,
She pleaded softer for her side was sore,
And he repented, stroking slower tone,
And thus the maid a'shuddered with a moan.

But ho! The master had arrived in tow,
With company from the rather tedious show.
"Servant boy!" he cried, to no avail,
The servant and his catch had just set sail.

The master fled to find the culprit yet,
And soon towards the stable he did set.
And lo! The servant in the maid, no grace,
Disguised from the angry master's face.

Too late! Too late! The cream had left the cat!
And boy and girl collapsed afore and aft,
The virgins lost inside each other's arms,
The maid succumbed towards the servant's charms.

But though he could not see them, yet he heard,
The master's ears picked up the sound absurd.
"Oh yes! Oh yes! OH YES!" the scream acame,
And thus the two were caught in secret shame.

So what yet happened to our couple wiled?
The maid was yet allowed her job and child.
As for the boy, as he went to the stalls,
He came back to the home without his balls.

At 11/12/04 06:15 AM, -Steven- wrote: "Kitten Secret"

What the hell was that, Hahahahha, i guess its funny in a sorta strange and sick way.....

~X~

^_^ Me and S.

Aasha Clan Clan: Say Okies
kaiyokan3k: Won't say it.
Aasha Clan Clan: Say what?
kaiyokan3k: ....Don't think you can trick me again.
kaiyokan3k: Look, I know you like the sound of the word, but I'm not going to say Okies, Ok?

At 11/12/04 06:50 AM, Aasha wrote: ^_^ Me and S.

Aasha Clan Clan: Say Okies
kaiyokan3k: Won't say it.
Aasha Clan Clan: Say what?
kaiyokan3k: ....Don't think you can trick me again.
kaiyokan3k: Look, I know you like the sound of the word, but I'm not going to say Okies, Ok?

Tisk tisk Oh Aasha you keep falling and you one of the great writers I am ashamed in you...

~X~

Oh crap i hope she doesnt findout that i posted hahah, just say it was an error if Violet ever comes by here Oh damn...

~X~

:/ That wasn't a story silly. I just had a moment that i looked clever and wanted to post it. ^^; it's not like a perfect opputunity comes along all the time. Anyhoo... What do ya mean I keep falling? ;_;

At 11/12/04 07:06 AM, Aasha wrote:

/ That wasn't a story silly. I just had a moment that i looked clever and wanted to post it. ^^; it's not like a perfect opputunity comes along all the time. Anyhoo... What do ya mean I keep falling? ;_;

Falling hahah oh nothing dont worry your little head about that hahahah...

~X~

EMO poem part 2.

I walk through the glum alley that is life...
Not knowing when i should go...
I rub my black fingernail polish, and pick at my afro...
I dare not speak the way I feel...
for that would be bad..
Like a banana peel...
I eat only that of vegitable...
because animals are bad to hurt...
I say this as I wear my leather coat, and snake skin boats...
and think of black to make my mind get soothed...
I am emo, hear my scream...
As I walk through dark of the night...
And start to ream...
Sombody tells me that I am mean...
but I am not, I am only a 5th of Jim beam...
I cry and Moan and wail into the night...
As I explode caterpilars with some light...
From which is not from my soul...
It is from the people that make me ache...
Such as those that start to break...
Me in half...
Those hypocrites will not take me tonight...
So here I am not in the light...

That was my EMO poem part 2 people, enjoy the sheer humor of peopel who feel tortured all the time!

At 11/12/04 07:10 AM, Onic51346 wrote: EMO poem part 2.

Hahahahhahhahhahhaha ONIC you are on your way to becoming the king of lnl and maybe even queen haha, no that was cool i loved it cant stop laughing hahaha... reminds me of the old days when the LNL seemed cool and not so infested with stupidness haha...

~X~

At 11/12/04 07:13 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Hahahahhahhahhahhaha ONIC you are on your way to becoming the king of lnl and maybe even queen haha, no that was cool i loved it cant stop laughing hahaha... reminds me of the old days when the LNL seemed cool and not so infested with stupidness haha...

~X~

Hahhahah, thanks for the great review of my little poem that I whipped up. I'd be fine with King but queen? That just doesn't swing to well with the ladies dude :P
And of course who can forget the good old days of boredom induced posts that seemed to go on forever and ever...those were the days.

At 11/12/04 07:16 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Hahhahah, thanks for the great review of my little poem that I whipped up. I'd be fine with King but queen? That just doesn't swing to well with the ladies dude :P
And of course who can forget the good old days of boredom induced posts that seemed to go on forever and ever...those were the days.

Yep them were the days, blah blah and more blah, anyways you up for the rest of the night or are you all beered out?

At 11/12/04 07:19 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Yep them were the days, blah blah and more blah, anyways you up for the rest of the night or are you all beered out?

Blah blah blah indeed. I wish it was like the old days every now and then, where everyone was friends and not mortal enemies. And this place wasn't just one big competition, oh well. But yes, I will be up for the rest of the night, the beer just fueled my awakeness. It's good to talk to you dude, it's been a while since we have had a chance to realy talk.

At 11/12/04 07:27 AM, Onic51346 wrote:

It's good to talk to you dude, it's been a while since we have had a chance to realy talk.

Dont talk crazy i cyber you I mean talk to you on msn all the time, so how is this halo 2 going?

~X~

At 11/12/04 07:33 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Dont talk crazy i cyber you I mean talk to you on msn all the time, so how is this halo 2 going?

~X~

Yah yah yah, whatever you say. I'm not into that cyber stuff. I get my jollys off form voyerism anyway. But no I realy dont get to talk to you on MSN to much anymore. It seems that whenever I try to you are too busy mastur...beati...whacki...ummm...doing somthing else to preocupy yourself.

At 11/12/04 07:36 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Yah yah yah, whatever you say. I'm not into that cyber stuff. I get my jollys off form voyerism anyway. But no I realy dont get to talk to you on MSN to much anymore. It seems that whenever I try to you are too busy mastur...beati...whacki...ummm...doing somthing else to preocupy yourself.

Ok i think i will stop haha, anyways with my finger broken i dont come online all that much excpet at this time, but once i get this laptop i have been waiting for ill be online alot more, but the dealer is kind of lazy or something...

~X~

At 11/12/04 07:41 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Ok i think i will stop haha, anyways with my finger broken i dont come online all that much excpet at this time, but once i get this laptop i have been waiting for ill be online alot more, but the dealer is kind of lazy or something...

~X~

I don't think that the dealer of you laptop is lazy or anything. In fact he is just probably getting screwed over in his shipments of your product or somthing like that. So don't blame the poor, helpless, and handsome dealer. Blame the evil postal department that shipped it to fuckin colorado and shipped it back supposidly.

At 11/12/04 07:44 AM, Onic51346 wrote: I don't think that the dealer of you laptop is lazy or anything. In fact he is just probably getting screwed over in his shipments of your product or somthing like that. So don't blame the poor, helpless, and handsome dealer. Blame the evil postal department that shipped it to fuckin colorado and shipped it back supposidly.

Haha im sure the dealer is cool, and im sure it will arrive sooner or later the evil postal department haha i worked for them for 2 years it was fun, ok this my last post in here maybe, time for some reviews...

~X~

At 11/12/04 07:47 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Haha im sure the dealer is cool, and im sure it will arrive sooner or later the evil postal department haha i worked for them for 2 years it was fun, ok this my last post in here maybe, time for some reviews...

~X~

Hahha, yup I have a feeling that the dealer is pretty damn cool also. Yah you will get your package eventualy, even if the dealer has to send a completely different one to you and wait for the other one to return.
So you are gunna do some reviews now huh. What a surprise, I sure as shit didn't see that one coming.

And once again Snerd has said something completely offensive and gotten away with it. So with that, spamming, and my stories this now makes the LNL the AAH. The apocalypse is a-comin', kids... Better get a helmet.

At 11/12/04 07:41 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Ok i think i will stop haha, anyways with my finger broken i dont come online all that much excpet at this time, but once i get this laptop i have been waiting for ill be online alot more, but the dealer is kind of lazy or something...

~X~

Wait, you said you had to go to work last night, and then you went offline. Why did you posted all over for the past 30mins (after telling me you had to leave) if you had to go to work? Did you lie to me? I don't get...I feel like I'm being lied to. If so...Well, you should e-mail about it.

I am glad you will be online more tho. It's fun talking to you ~X~. The club needs the leader around more...Well, the REAL leader ><

At 11/12/04 06:56 PM, Quisty wrote: The club needs the leader around more...Well, the REAL leader ><

i have a secret to tell everyone. I am the true leader of the club. WayneColt has been my patsy all along. he does my bidding when i tell him to.

once again, i have gone mad with power.

Hello everyone, I just deposited and decided to stop at the old forums for a good post or two. I have been having fun discussing conspericys with my buddies today. Like how nixion's bastard child went back in time to assassinate Lincoln who was actualy a robot so that he could not control the world supply of marshmallows. You people understand don't you?

At 11/13/04 03:55 AM, Onic51346 wrote: Hello everyone, I just deposited and decided to stop at the old forums for a good post or two. I have been having fun discussing conspericys with my buddies today. Like Lincoln who was actualy a robot so that he could not control the world supply of marshmallows. You people understand don't you?

No I dont understand can you please explain more Hhahahahah...

Strauss69 wrote
i have a secret to tell everyone. I am the true leader of
the club. WayneColt has been my patsy all along. he
does my bidding when i tell him to.

Sure what ever you say dude...

~X~

At 11/13/04 04:21 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

No I dont understand can you please explain more Hhahahahah...


~X~

Oh come on you know what I am talking about dude. If we all knew about that then we would finaly understand that rubber bands are slowing taking over the world so that they can put us in the pickle mines on the moon.

At 11/13/04 04:21 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Sure what ever you say dude...

~X~

Yeah I was a bit confused by that myself, lol.

Hello everyone. So whats everyone up to tonight? I am just sitting around waiting for my best friend to come on MSN like he said he would, hehe. I had a pretty good day. I played video games. Do you guys like video games?

At 11/13/04 04:39 AM, Quisty wrote:

Do you guys like video games?

ROFL NO we hate games, Q i think most of us guys like games i know i do...

~X~

At 11/13/04 05:06 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 11/13/04 04:39 AM, Quisty wrote:

Do you guys like video games?

ROFL NO we hate games, Q i think most of us guys like games i know i do...

~X~

Hey cool your up, and talking. How was work? Or did you even go? :P Read your mail! People mail you, you know? Unless your mail is full of porn spam, lol.

I love the Final Fantasy, and GTA video games. I wish I could have Halo 2...

Onic you should write a story about Halo 2.