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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 07:55 AM Reply

Abortion or adoption mate. It has to be your call and you have to do whats right.

If you want the kid to grow up in this shit world we live in under shit conditions then be my guest to have him and keep him (given that you said you can't support yourself).


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 08:02 AM Reply

Well, an pril fool's day prank seems present here. (either yours or your wife's)

But in any case, pregnant? Just have the damn baby (given it's not horribly retarded or something) and get on with your life. It's not so bad. They can manage to keep themselves occupied and the mother can take care of it when you want to go play in a band. Don't have a clue why people keep fussing over this.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 08:05 AM Reply

Stop panicking.

You're getting ahead of yourself.

Calm down and think of this slowly in steps.

First thing is first - you need to know if it is your baby, and more to the point you need to know if she really is pregnant first.

If she is and she says its yours, then you need to talk about your options. You don't want a baby, maybe she doesn't either. Then the solution is a somewhat simple one with abortion although you'll carry that scar for your life no doubt.

If she is pregnant, if its yours, if she does want to keep the baby, but YOU don't want to. You don't have to be involved. Morally it may seem wrong but if you state your feelings from the start of this so that she is clear where you stand then you don't have to be involved. Of course, feelings change over time, and a lot of would be parents have naturally panicked about parenthood until they see their child for the first time. Maybe that can happen for you. Maybe seeing a little life that you've created will make you realise that you don't want to give it up, don't want someone else raising your baby.

Of course though, that is a long time off.

You have time to think about it properly and talk with the girl and work things out.

Even if she is pregnant with your child, your life isn't over. Hardly.

Just stop panicking.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 08:06 AM Reply

I wanna trust you so bad but you didn't say a word about it on facebook when we were talkin' so I'm starting to wonder O.o

If you're a dad before me I'll be pissed. I been coating that cervix and uterus like picasso but still no go.

Its fun bustin' in there for a reason, but its sad when there's no baby. I blame being a raging pothead, plus the 5 years of IUD she had.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 08:37 AM Reply

Ever hear a song called "I ran" by A Flock of Seagulls?


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:31 PM Reply

Clean punch to the stomach.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:36 PM Reply

If she's cool with an abortion you're in the clear. If not, congratulations - you're just another broken home in America.

And people wonder why todays youth have no motivation.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:39 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 12:07 AM, Fleuve wrote: Abortions are perfectly safe, if both of you aren't ready for it.

Yeah, but only for them both, asshole.

Think wisely what you are going to do, Epic. I spam ugly pictures in all of your threads if I don't like your decisions. It's your fault (well okay I didn't get that much info yet). If you kill, you suck.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:47 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 01:40 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: It's funny because I forgot the ugly picture.

Not human in any way, who cares.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 01:47 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 4/2/11 01:40 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: It's funny because I forgot the ugly picture.
Not human in any way, who cares.

You'd be surprised how inhuman an undeveloped fetus can look.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 02:23 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 01:40 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: It's funny because I forgot the ugly picture.

it looks like one of those sticky stretchy things that you get out of a little plastic ball from a vending machine for 50 cents.

I want one.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

I read your news post. Good bye, bro.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 03:35 PM Reply


It's funny, I told you guys I wasn't fapping until I was seventeen, that was a month or two ago and I am too lazy to go find the thread, but I remember one of you cats posting something like "Few months later you'll post a thread about getting a girl pregnant".

I do remember that but it's OK man alot of those things taken so quickly turn out to be false just hope for the best and it'll propaply come true there not all that accurate and just take it careful and slow in the future. I'm prayin' for ya buddy.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:04 PM Reply

Get ready to pay dat child support.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:21 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 12:41 AM, BrazilianNinja wrote:
At 4/2/11 12:36 AM, EpicFail wrote: jelly cause you're seventeen and haven't seen a vagina let alone boobies outside the computer screen.
holy shit more desperate unfounded assumptions

Fuck off, dick. I doubt anybody finds you entertaining.

Also, good luck, OP. Good luck in all of your endeavors, because if she's being truthful, you've got to find a way out of this. Don't let this girl ruin your life because of drunken sex by wanting to keep the baby. If that's what she's gonna do, you're just going to convince her that she's letting senseless emotions get in the way of what's best for both of you -- much less, senseless emotions for an unborn fetus.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:27 PM Reply

Uh-oh. You're done for, unless you take action.

Kill the bitch.
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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:57 PM Reply

*Insert OP username joke here*

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 07:05 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: This chick who is my buddy's ex girlfriend

Bro code violation.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 07:07 PM Reply

You're name is appropriate

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 07:05 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 4/1/11 11:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: This chick who is my buddy's ex girlfriend
Bro code violation.

I was going to say that since I didn't see anyone else mention that.

For shame OP, for shame.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:08 PM Reply

Well, dad, stop fucking around and decide what you're going to do. It's not like this'll go away on it's own, i've read quite a bit about your fag life, and you've screwed up once to many.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:09 PM Reply

This is the third thread i've read today and they all suck. total fucking suck


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:22 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 09:09 PM, Sanch wrote: This is the third thread i've read today and they all suck. total fucking suck

You're not making these forums any better. You're a pessimistic little shit.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:26 PM Reply

Your name now matches the recent developments in your life.

Enjoy.

No seriously, sorry to hear that.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:15 PM Reply

That's what you get for not waiting until marriage to have intercourse.


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:16 PM Reply

hi dad

Apparently I'm a Dad


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:19 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:55 PM, EpicFail wrote: Well, GOING to be a dad.

Ya done goofed

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:25 PM Reply

Its Apetobor 35th everyone


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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:33 PM Reply

At 4/2/11 01:59 AM, Fleuve wrote:
At 4/2/11 01:01 AM, Monocrom wrote:
At 4/2/11 12:07 AM, Fleuve wrote: Abortions are perfectly safe . . .
Yeah, for the guy.
Well I don't know what condition your health care system is in, but mine is just fine and free!

As someone who has actually attended a medical institution, I can tell you that abortions do indeed involve complications. In that way, they are no different from any type of surgery. Women have suffered sterility, and even death. And I don't mean from trying to do it themselves with a coat-hanger. I mean going to a licensed practitioner. Those are just the two most common complications. There are others.

Once again, definitely safe . . . for the dude.

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Response to Apparently I'm a Dad Apr. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:52 PM Reply

Ya dun goof'd