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Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:11 PM Reply

May 21st, 2011, and he's bringing presents!

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:11 PM Reply

That's my graduation date.

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:11 PM Reply

Oh just shut the fuck up already you're more redundant than fucking facebook posts sometimes. Swear words.


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:14 PM Reply

Revelation 3:3 (NIV) "Remember, therefore, what you have received and heard; obey it, and repent. But if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what time I will come to you."

1 Thessalonians 5:2-4 (NIV) for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 3 While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

Where do these "Christian" groups keep getting these dates from.


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:16 PM Reply

At 3/29/11 10:11 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Oh just shut the fuck up already you're more redundant than fucking facebook posts sometimes. Swear words.

Cheer up, The boys are back in town

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:18 PM Reply

Any chance i can take you up on that $5 handjob offer?

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:23 PM Reply

I saw one of those billboards when I was on the bus the other week.

Makes you wonder...

Makes you wonder what fucking asinine group paid for it.


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:25 PM Reply

You have to admit it would be pretty funny if he did show up!

Hell i'd even have a beer with him.

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:25 PM Reply

At 3/29/11 10:22 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote: And also:

I got one too!

Jesus is coming back!

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 3/29/11 10:14 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
Where do these "Christian" groups keep getting these dates from.

No fucking clue. When the Christian group that made that prediction was asked why they thought it would be a good idea to make a prediction of the messiah's return, since the Bible discourages that, they had no good answer.


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 10:27 PM Reply

Yay! Christmas comes early this year!


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 3/29/11 10:27 PM, steph2568 wrote: Yay! Christmas comes early this year!

and so does the end of the world JOY JOYOUS DAY OF DOOOM


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 29th, 2011 @ 11:42 PM Reply

At 3/29/11 10:11 PM, klik wrote: May 21st, 2011, and he's bringing presents!

OMG IS ONE OF THEM baaaaaccccooooonnnnn


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 12:27 AM Reply

Jesus for life maaaaann !


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 12:29 AM Reply

Jesus for president!


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 01:04 AM Reply

Hide your kids, hide your wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLv2V-O5Q Rg


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 01:05 AM Reply

My cousin Jesus? Sweet haven't seen him for two years.


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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 01:12 AM Reply

Don't be so hard to judge this guy, because as the bible says.

'And then Jesus said to his followers, "Dudes, I'll totally be back. I'm super serious. My dad is just riding my ass right now.'

Zanzibar 9:11

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Response to Jesus is coming back! Mar. 30th, 2011 @ 01:22 AM Reply

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha...ha...huuu uh. internet Christians...


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