The Office Collab
This idea came to me when I noticed how many people are fans of The Office. I know a lot of people prefer the original U.K. version, but that's not what I chose. I am an American after all. I fell in love with this show about a year ago, when some friends were watching it at a party. I found it funny, witty, smart and thoughtful. I'm hoping other people who see the same in this show will take interest in this collab.
The Idea
The image in my head for this collab is a series of stylish and funny animations to the top ten rated quotes from the show. Any style of animation is acceptable (sprites, sticks, etc.) with the obvious exception of Clocks and/or Locks, Glocks, etc.
Specifications
IF YOU INTEND TO JOIN, PLEASE READ THIS PART CAREFULLY!
Frame-rate: 24.0 fps (not default)
Size: 550 x 350 pixels (not default)
Background: #FFFFFF (white, default)
Do not add a signature in your clip. I will be doing the signatures. Also, there will be an option at the main menu of the flash to see small profiles the authors that will include some info, and a link to your page, which means you will need to include this in your post if you ask to join:
Name: (Username if you don't want to give your real name)
Age: (Really only important if you're a hot-shot young artist wanting to flaunt ;D)
Comment: (This can be anything you want to say about the show, the collab, or whatever)
Parts
Clip 1: Download
Jim Halpery: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Clip 2: Download
Ryan Howard: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan Howard: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
Clip 3: Download
Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Clip 4: Download
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar Martinez: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley Hudson: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?
Clip 5: Download
Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
Clip 6: Download
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner... the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars a year.
Clip 7: Download
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Clip 8: Download
Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Clip 9: Download
Jim Halpert: [after Jim paired his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight.
Pam Beasly: [over the phone] Hello is this Dwight?
Jim Halpert: Yes it is.
Pam Beasly: Oh my goodness you sound sexy.
Jim Halpert: Oh, thank you. I've been working out.
Dwight Schrute: Woah woah woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim.
Pam Beasly: [into phone] Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: No! [waving] I'm over here!
Pam Beasly: I'm confused.
Part 10: Download
Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Authors
Preloader/Menu: TheThirdSix
Intro: TheThirdSix
Part 1: Open
Part 2: Open
Part 3: Open
Part 4: Open
Part 5: Open
Part 6: TheThirdSix
Part 7: Open
Part 8: Open
Part 9: Open
Part 10: Open
Outro: TheThirdSix
Credits: TheThirdSix
I will be posting updates to the author list on my user page's news. Check there if you have asked to be in the collab. I will be updating it once every day.