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You've had them before. Remember? Remember what you wanted to do to that person. Remember what you wished upon the world?
Remember it. Have no shame, post it here. Let us devils know.
If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
I once thought of killing some person at school. I'd first paralyze them with a neurotoxin. The toxin wouldn't put them to sleep just make it so they won't move. I'd begin the surgery by cutting open the belly and removing organs I can sell such as the liver, kidney, etc. I'd remove the hands, break out the teeth, and cut out the eyes. After I'm done having fun playing doctor I'll dump the near death person in the middle of the woods. The reason I cut off hands and break teeth is so it makes it hard to ID the corpse. The eyes are just to make it harder for family members to ID their family members corpse without crying.
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I've done horrible things in my life which I regret every night I lie asleep thinking about them. But I have never wished death upon another person.
Unless you count terrorists such as Bin Laden and dictators such as Jong-Il. I've also never had thoughts of blowing up my school or anything crazy like that, though I got expelled from public school in 3rd grade for shooting my mouth off about it (hardly knew what I was talking about). I've had a harder life than most, and I try my best to make others less miserable.
I don't like to admit it, but deep down I may be depressed.
"I would really love to beat the shit out of that douche," I thought quietly.
"I hope to god that he get's his ass handed to him," I also thought.
"I hope he fucking implodes and bursts into an eerie blue flame as the flesh rots out inside of his intestines," I never actually thought about this happening to anyone.
All of us might have some temporary grudge against some people, causing us to think that we want them to suffer a lot, but then again, if what we thought were true, short-term rage caused by a person would cause a lot of damage, so...yes, I harbor grudges, but then again I don't really feel like them coming true, or atleast the milder form coming true.
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Every night I dream of Zombie Apocalypse! :D when I'm awake I see people that pretty much already are zombies and wish I had a fucking base-ball bat, at least that would (Maybe) jar their thoughts back into their heads! :D :D
I think of brutally murdering anyone who makes a "Hi im new" or an "im back" thread. Does that count?
Love is an insidious and incurable disease, one that, if not treated with caution, can kill the object of affection or the one who desires them.
When I see crying toddlers at the supermarket, especially boys, I have a strong urge to kick them as hard as I can in crotch. I'm just curious to see how hard they would cry if they were actual pain, not this 'I want that toy' bullshit.
i can never speak of it ever again
This one time back in highschool.. oh man, the dark thoughts!
Some kid ran into me and my binder spilled it's contents onto the floor, for the rest of the day I just imagined turning lights off. It was so dark! Thank god I got help!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it!